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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you found yourself in a situation (I.e) a girl/guy farts during sex what would be your reaction be?

I would laugh it off and suggest a Fart battle in bed...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"If you found yourself in a situation (I.e) a girl/guy farts during sex what would be your reaction be?

I would laugh it off and suggest a Fart battle in bed... "
it's nature and something I'm sure we've all done... Just laugh it off lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come uo for air and hope it was a nice Aroma then continue what i was doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

But what if they farted out beer or curry or man even cabbage??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"But what if they farted out beer or curry or man even cabbage??"
Ewww that's just gross

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you found yourself in a situation (I.e) a girl/guy farts during sex what would be your reaction be?

I would laugh it off and suggest a Fart battle in bed... "

Same here let the battle begin lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Come.to think about it.Jaqs your previous comment sounded like a confession anything you'd like to.share with us love a good story time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you found yourself in a situation (I.e) a girl/guy farts during sex what would be your reaction be?

I would laugh it off and suggest a Fart battle in bed...

Same here let the battle begin lol"

You'd go down mate not just the stench of my bum gas but also the.game would be over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But what if they farted out beer or curry or man even cabbage??"

Well that now puts a different twist on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Couple in bed, man farts and says ahh 1-0, woman farts and says 1-1, man farts again and says 2-1, again woman follows and says 2-2, mans turn again only this time he does an almighty rip and falls throw, woman asks "what was that?" Man replys "half time change sides

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bahahahhaahah

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Come.to think about it.Jaqs your previous comment sounded like a confession anything you'd like to.share with us love a good story time

"
nope as I said we're all human

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Just laugh it off, it's just one of those things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I normally give Mr dlt a Dutch oven,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I normally give Mr dlt a Dutch oven,

Haha quality

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you found yourself in a situation (I.e) a girl/guy farts during sex what would be your reaction be?

I would laugh it off and suggest a Fart battle in bed... "

That's Dutch oven time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id be like"thats fucking minging"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Couple in bed, man farts and says ahh 1-0, woman farts and says 1-1, man farts again and says 2-1, again woman follows and says 2-2, mans turn again only this time he does an almighty rip and falls throw, woman asks "what was that?" Man replys "half time change sides"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never experienced that so far but think I'd have to just laugh it off no much else u cud do apart fae run and get the air fresher out lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

get over it, wee laugh cuz its impossible not to!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just say it's been the vigorous shafting that's done it and it's a round of applause!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be mortified but would laugh it off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had an ex who used to fanny fart during sex used to get all embarrassed face bright red and I'd be pissing myself laughing lol

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