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"Grab you by the nuts "I should have said....testicle abuse us also forbidden | |||
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"arch my back lol.. "tell them to carry on | |||
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"be very surprised! x" be over the moon!  | |||
"be very surprised! xbe over the moon! "Give him a cuddle | |||
"be very surprised! xbe over the moon!
Give him a cuddle "hugs then Damm. That freinds zone | |||
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"arch my back lol..
tell them to carry on "Corr gregxxxx  | |||
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"Turn around really quickly so she's groping my balls! " Give him a slap to the chops  | |||
"Turn around really quickly so she's groping my balls! " Ps that just wouldn't work lol...x | |||
"Turn around really quickly so she's groping my balls! Ps that just wouldn't work lol...x "You sure? I'm REALLY quick lol! | |||
"Give him a slap to the chops "Tell her that incest is illegal | |||
"Give him a slap to the chops
Tell her that incest is illegal"Illegal but fun | |||
"Give him a slap to the chops
Tell her that incest is illegal"Give a cheeky smile and bend over a little for more haha! | |||
"Give him a slap to the chops
Tell her that incest is illegal
Illegal but fun "Most of the best things are! | |||
"Give him a slap to the chops
Tell her that incest is illegal
Give a cheeky smile and bend over a little for more haha! "Pat her guide dog. | |||
"Give a cheeky smile and bend over a little for more haha! "Ask for the paramedics to make sure the defibrillator is charged to the max....my heart just wouldn't be able to cope | |||
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"That was actually directed at fab fem, not the guys just above!" Lol! Ye gotta be quick mate! | |||
"That was actually directed at fab fem, not the guys just above!" Pretend I hadn't noticed so he does it for longer | |||
"Turn around really quickly so she's groping my balls! Ps that just wouldn't work lol...x
You sure?
I'm REALLY quick lol! "Iam as sharp as a jedi  | |||
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"Die and go to heaven with a huge cheesy grin on my face" Sing Billie Holliday in his ear  | |||
"Sing Billie Holliday in his ear "Leave your husband and run away with me? | |||
"Sing Billie Holliday in his ear
Leave your husband and run away with me? "Would ignore. He obviously got the wrong bum | |||
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"Would ignore. He obviously got the wrong bum " Would drag around the back of the pub for an earth shattering knee trembler and say to every male member using the Scottish Forums "get it right round ye ya shower of cants" | |||
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"Give him a cheeky smile xxx" Ask her if she's any good at making fry ups | |||
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"Sing Billie Holliday in his ear
Leave your husband and run away with me?
lets go make sure you bring the sam cook tunes and the furry gloves mmmmmmm
Would ignore. He obviously got the wrong bum " | |||
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"Sing Billie Holliday in his ear
Leave your husband and run away with me?
lets go make sure you bring the sam cook tunes and the furry gloves mmmmmmm
Would ignore. He obviously got the wrong bum "bend over fully for her to get a bigger n better feel | |||
