Andy
Rule one Women are always right .
Rule two Women require you to listen very carefully to the question and always give them the answer they wish to hear .
Rule three start at one again
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Rule 3. If we say have fun we don't really mean it DO NOT have fun lol"
Haha that's so true. I make a point of saying have fun every time my husband goes out. |
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"Women's. Eyes are more accurate. Than a laser level!! Factyip we can spot a decent sized bottle from a min a mile off " I'm sure. I don't. Know. Wot. You mean hmmff |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Learn to put a toilet seat down before we rip your bollocks off!
We are always right, even when we are wrong.
Scabby flowers from the petrol station at midnight when your meant to be home at 6 just makes us even more angry.
Yes I know my arse looks big in this dress but when your telling me a lie at least keep a straight face.
And yes I do need to watch the soaps in utter silence so I can hear it & no I don't give the same respect when the footy is on because I don't get a programme half hour later with highlights whereas you do. |
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"It's ok if they borrow a big t'shirt of ours it's fine but if we borrow something of theirs well
Haha that's funny x
Not if it's stretched a bit "
Hmm no it wouldn't be funny then |
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"And who missed the turning on Sat numb nuts,
Letting the side down tut tut " see the minute women open their traps when a man is driving it all gets fucked up |
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"And who missed the turning on Sat numb nuts,
Letting the side down tut tut see the minute women open their traps when a man is driving it all gets fucked up "
Did she shut up at anytime during the long drive down ? not even to draw breath |
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"And who missed the turning on Sat numb nuts,
Letting the side down tut tut see the minute women open their traps when a man is driving it all gets fucked up
Did she shut up at anytime during the long drive down ? not even to draw breath "
What you trying to say?Steph, |
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"And who missed the turning on Sat numb nuts,
Letting the side down tut tut see the minute women open their traps when a man is driving it all gets fucked up
Did she shut up at anytime during the long drive down ? not even to draw breath " even when she was asleep on the way home she wasnt quiet |
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"And who missed the turning on Sat numb nuts,
Letting the side down tut tut see the minute women open their traps when a man is driving it all gets fucked up
Did she shut up at anytime during the long drive down ? not even to draw breath even when she was asleep on the way home she wasnt quiet "
Fuck off u little shite, |
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"And who missed the turning on Sat numb nuts,
Letting the side down tut tut see the minute women open their traps when a man is driving it all gets fucked up
Did she shut up at anytime during the long drive down ? not even to draw breath
What you trying to say?Steph,"
Your a good conversationalist |
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