Never attempt conversation when footy or fave sports or fit woman on Television as their ears have auto shut off to anything other than what they are watching.
NB. . Ideal time to ask for something or give bad news such as hunting I've bent your fave golf club trying to Unblock the toilet with it . ... lol |
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"We will apologise even if it's not our fault if it shuts you the fuck up 
Pfffft!!! We are never wrong so when you apologise its because its needed  "
i think you will find your wrong there you made that breakfast yet |
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"We will apologise even if it's not our fault if it shuts you the fuck up
Pfffft!!! We are never wrong so when you apologise its because its needed i think you will find your wrong there you made that breakfast yet "
Lol I'm female so I'm NEVER wrong & no but get the dinner on bitch if you wanting any fun again  |
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By *ndykayMan
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"We will apologise even if it's not our fault if it shuts you the fuck up
Pfffft!!! We are never wrong so when you apologise its because its needed i think you will find your wrong there you made that breakfast yet
Lol I'm female so I'm NEVER wrong & no but get the dinner on bitch if you wanting any fun again "
Children please |
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A "friend" once wrote on her sleeping husbands bald head in indelible ink..."see arse for instructions". He was giving a very important presentation the next day and had to borrow a cap to hide it.
This was NOT me btw....  |
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"We will apologise even if it's not our fault if it shuts you the fuck up
Pfffft!!! We are never wrong so when you apologise its because its needed i think you will find your wrong there you made that breakfast yet
Lol I'm female so I'm NEVER wrong & no but get the dinner on bitch if you wanting any fun again
Children please "
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"We will apologise even if it's not our fault if it shuts you the fuck up
Pfffft!!! We are never wrong so when you apologise its because its needed i think you will find your wrong there you made that breakfast yet
Lol I'm female so I'm NEVER wrong & no but get the dinner on bitch if you wanting any fun again
Children please
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Now kiss and make up  |
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"We will apologise even if it's not our fault if it shuts you the fuck up
Pfffft!!! We are never wrong so when you apologise its because its needed i think you will find your wrong there you made that breakfast yet
Lol I'm female so I'm NEVER wrong & no but get the dinner on bitch if you wanting any fun again
Children please
Now kiss and make up "
Yuck!! No thanks |
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"We will apologise even if it's not our fault if it shuts you the fuck up
Pfffft!!! We are never wrong so when you apologise its because its needed i think you will find your wrong there you made that breakfast yet
Lol I'm female so I'm NEVER wrong & no but get the dinner on bitch if you wanting any fun again
Children please
Now kiss and make up
Yuck!! No thanks "
the make up sex is better |
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"We will apologise even if it's not our fault if it shuts you the fuck up
Pfffft!!! We are never wrong so when you apologise its because its needed i think you will find your wrong there you made that breakfast yet
Lol I'm female so I'm NEVER wrong & no but get the dinner on bitch if you wanting any fun again
Children please
Now kiss and make up
Yuck!! No thanks the make up sex is better "
ffs you two get a room |
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"We will apologise even if it's not our fault if it shuts you the fuck up
Pfffft!!! We are never wrong so when you apologise its because its needed i think you will find your wrong there you made that breakfast yet
Lol I'm female so I'm NEVER wrong & no but get the dinner on bitch if you wanting any fun again
Children please
Now kiss and make up
Yuck!! No thanks the make up sex is better
ffs you two get a room "
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"A man is someone who truly knows how much of a pain in the arse it is to put those two screws in the wall so that the shelf is exactly level."
Never in my life have I seen that...can it ACTUALLY happen Mr G?????? |
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Right bitch on yer knees give me a blowjob then I will let you make my breakfast should be done by all women first thing every morning good start to the day lol |
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"A man is someone who truly knows how much of a pain in the arse it is to put those two screws in the wall so that the shelf is exactly level.
Never in my life have I seen that...can it ACTUALLY happen Mr G?????? "
Yes it can. I'm a goat of msny skills although for evey level one there are quite a few that needed cheating with nits of cardboard etc. Have you ever seen a goat having a tantrum? :- |
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