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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Insult the wanker/arsehole above and make it a good one you malevolent spunk bubble bastard!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheesy cocked fucker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cheesy cocked fucker"
your about as much use as a fart in a space suit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cheesy cocked fucker"

Saggy titted tart!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cheesy cocked fuckeryour about as much use as a fart in a space suit

Rejected as a Munchkin in the Wizard Of Oz....even the Oompah Loompas told you to do one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cheesy cocked fucker

Saggy titted tart!"

Cat shit breath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The best part of u ran down your mothers leg

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

***DISCLAIMER*** the views in this thread aren't actually the views if the posters and all insults are intended as banter between consenting adults.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The best part of u ran down your mothers leg"

Did you brush your hair with a hedgehog?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cheesy cocked fuckeryour about as much use as a fart in a space suit

Rejected as a Munchkin in the Wizard Of Oz....even the Oompah Loompas told you to do one!"
you must have been born in a motorway cause thats where most accidents happen

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

Don't let your mind wander.... It's far to small to be out by itself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"***DISCLAIMER*** the views in this thread aren't actually the views if the posters and all insults are intended as banter between consenting adults. "

Llf this could get nasty, love it,

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

"***DISCLAIMER*** the views in this thread aren't actually the views if the posters and all insults are intended as banter between consenting adults. "

Now you tell me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't let your mind wander.... It's far to small to be out by itself

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your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cleanbigminidriver

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"cleanbigminidriver"
your so stupid you tried to wake a sleeping bag

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A face that looks as though it's been set on fire and put out with a pair if fucking golf shoes

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By *ane DTV/TS over a year ago

Glasgow.

Does your brain cell ever get lonely?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your family tree must be a cactus as its full of pricks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your family tree must be a cactus as its full of pricks"

Your mankini is actually your wife's gstring

sorry

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By *ustforalaugh1Man over a year ago

Glasgow

You've got a face like a fire damaged welly! boot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your mankini is actually your wife's gstring

sorry "

Did your parents have any children that lived??

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By *ane DTV/TS over a year ago

Glasgow.

Face fit for radio

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You've got a face like a fire damaged welly! boot! "

Chump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I heard your parents bought you a rattle when you were a baby,but it had a fucking snake in the other end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your family tree must be a cactus as its full of pricks

Your mankini is actually your wife's gstring

sorry "

Llf your telling everyone our secret,

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By *ustforalaugh1Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"You've got a face like a fire damaged welly! boot!

Chump"

Bint!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You've got a face like a fire damaged welly! boot!

Chump

Bint! "
your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks good in hi viz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks good in hi viz"

rented suit from oxfam

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If My dog had a face like yours I'd shave it's arse and teach it how to walk backwards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when you where getting feed they use a sling shot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when you where getting feed they use a sling shot

You have a shit car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when you where getting feed they use a sling shot

Mr robin Unreliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when you where getting feed they use a sling shot

You have a shit car"

u have shit tits..covered in shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when you where getting feed they use a sling shot

You have a shit car"

Now thats personnel

i love skoda's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You actually live in black and white

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You actually live in black and white"
when you were born the doctor slapped your mother in the mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your the reincarnation off a fuck wit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when you where getting feed they use a sling shot

You have a shit car

Now thats personnel

i love skoda's

And it's better than the shit you have, now your messing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your the reincarnation off a fuck wit

Sorry.

The colour of your car is shit. Is that better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when you where getting feed they use a sling shot

You have a shit car

Now thats personnel

i love skoda's

And it's better than the shit you have, now your messing

You fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The colour of your car is shit. Is that better

If it was a choice between shagging you and sticking my dick in a meat mincer......who's all for some cock hamburgers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The colour of your car is shit. Is that better

If it was a choice between shagging you and sticking my dick in a meat mincer......who's all for some cock hamburgers?"

I wouldn't touch you with a barge pole

Why am I the only woman left on this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The colour of your car is shit. Is that better

If it was a choice between shagging you and sticking my dick in a meat mincer......who's all for some cock hamburgers?"
you'll never be the man your mother was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The colour of your car is shit. Is that better

If it was a choice between shagging you and sticking my dick in a meat mincer......who's all for some cock hamburgers?

I wouldn't touch you with a barge pole

Why am I the only woman left on this

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feckin lumpy jumper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should be Mizz Audi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 10/08/14 20:28:42]"

Can't even write a decent post

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This thread is proving popular eh? Ya bunch of inbred, banjo playing Deliverance fuckwits!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

quiet u accident!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is proving popular eh? Ya bunch of inbred, banjo playing Deliverance fuckwits!"

Have you got 6 fingers do you can play a didgeridoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Go home quick, the village has sent out a search party looking for it's resident idiot

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

[Removed by poster at 10/08/14 20:37:23]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go home quick, the village has sent out a search party looking for it's resident idiot"

Why don't you shut up and give the hole in your face a chance to heal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go home quick, the village has sent out a search party looking for it's resident idiot

Why don't you shut up and give the hole in your face a chance to heal"

canny being myself to say anything to this lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oops bring

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

"Go home quick, the village has sent out a search party looking for it's resident idiot"

I will never forget the first time we met.... But god help me I'm really trying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"canny being myself to say anything to this lady "

Awe thank you. You seem to be in the minority though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol I just spat out my coffee!..not at the comment.Cos your minging.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go home quick, the village has sent out a search party looking for it's resident idiot

I will never forget the first time we met.... But god help me I'm really trying "

Sorry just can't insult this lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lol I just spat out my coffee!..not at the comment.Cos your minging."

Not what you were saying last night

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By *ustforalaugh1Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Go home quick, the village has sent out a search party looking for it's resident idiot

Why don't you shut up and give the hole in your face a chance to heal

canny being myself to say anything to this lady "

You obviously ain't trying hard enough lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"canny being myself to say anything to this lady

Awe thank you. You seem to be in the minority though

I'll take his shot! If my dog tried to hump you I'd have the fucker out down!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"canny being myself to say anything to this lady

Awe thank you. You seem to be in the minority though

I'll take his shot! If my dog tried to hump you I'd have the fucker out down!"

Get back to school

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Get back to school "

Your mammy kept a picture of you in the mantlepiece to scare the other children away from the fire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get back to school

Your mammy kept a picture of you in the mantlepiece to scare the other children away from the fire"

Your last meet sacked her guide dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your last meet sacked her guide dog"

When you last had a meet fucking Winston Churchill was Prime Minister

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A face even his mammy couldn't love

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A face even his mammy couldn't love "

Personality of a corpse and fucks like one as well (so I've been told)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thinks he's an Adonis

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thinks he's an Adonis

I'm literally rolling about the floor after reading that you cum gurgling, gargoyle faced tart!!! You had an unfair advantage there!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level"

Oh I'm saving that one for future reference. You've spent more time on yer back than Michaelangelo did painting the Sistine Chapel roof!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

did yer mother never tell you u don't dook for chips?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I may not be an oil painting but your not even a smudge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level

Oh I'm saving that one for future reference. You've spent more time on yer back than Michaelangelo did painting the Sistine Chapel roof! "

What happened to the truce penis breath?

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By *owboy BebopMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Bus Wankers !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If yer da hadn't been d*unk you would be stuck to the ceiling with the rest of your brothers and sisters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slightly surprised that I haven't made the cut really...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Slightly surprised that I haven't made the cut really..."

That's the worst insult if the night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're a vapid waste of skin, its a shame your feotal twin didn't eat you in the womb.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When you were born yer mammy was so disappointed she took you to the sperm bank and tried to get a refund

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you were born yer mammy was so disappointed she took you to the sperm bank and tried to get a refund"

haha, theres a guy at work resembles that remark

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If ignorance ever go's up to £6 a barrel....I want drilling rights to your head!

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By *rjandmrskCouple over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire

U lot are nuts and do funny. K x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is your husband doing target practice in that pic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Shit I can't as I've used my allotted insult for the day. Can I get an overdraft?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shit I can't as I've used my allotted insult for the day. Can I get an overdraft?

quote above from a typical "no" voter

beat that for an insult haha, you cant get any worse

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"quote above from a typical "no" voter

beat that for an insult haha, you cant get any worse"

Ooooft LOW BLOW!!!

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Stobart wannabe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stobart wannabe

You sir are a fucking oxygen thief of the highest order!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stobart wannabe

You sir are a fucking oxygen thief of the highest order!

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you smell like the sweat from a baboons ball sack

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"you smell like the sweat from a baboons ball sack

You've obviously sucked off a few baboons to know what the sweat from their scrotums smells like! Bet you've rimmed them too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you smell like the sweat from a baboons ball sack

You've obviously sucked off a few baboons to know what the sweat from their scrotums smells like! Bet you've rimmed them too!

"
your like an std,nobody wants you,nobody likes you and its proof your parents should have used protection

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"your like an std,nobody wants you,nobody likes you and its proof your parents should have used protection

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens arse and wait!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your so ugly even the pigeons in george square are scared of you

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Stobart employee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stobart employee

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you f&!@#$/ silverback reject

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

"Stobart employee

you f&!@#$/ silverback reject

Green tie wearer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stobart employee

you f&!@#$/ silverback reject

Green tie wearer

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couldnt drive a bargain

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

"Stobart employee

you f&!@#$/ silverback reject

Green tie wearer

couldnt drive a bargain

Shortass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

good old scottish banter

Shame you are all inbred!

Tell mam i said hello

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

"good old scottish banter

Shame you are all inbred!

Tell mam i said hello

Dozy Englishman - can't even spot a fellow southerner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

no englishman here.

but ill agree your dozy.

seven dwarfes have nothing on you stumpy

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

"no englishman here.

but ill agree your dozy.

seven dwarfes have nothing on you stumpy

No but snow white does

Bloody wannabe oxford posh toff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"no englishman here.

but ill agree your dozy.

seven dwarfes have nothing on you stumpy

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daft guff disnae realise they were behind the french in the linr for brain cells

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Grape eater

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ha ha this topic gave me a good laugh

although i did look at your profile first

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

"ha ha this topic gave me a good laugh

although i did look at your profile first

Glad we could be of service north of the border

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ha ha this topic gave me a good laugh

although i did look at your profile first

Glad we could be of service north of the border

Its been over 2 years since we last up the road.

but you must be desperate if your from falkirk

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

"ha ha this topic gave me a good laugh

although i did look at your profile first

Glad we could be of service north of the border

Its been over 2 years since we last up the road.

but you must be desperate if your from falkirk

It's right in the middle so it's convenient and still better than marlow - it's too close to slough for my liking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ha ha this topic gave me a good laugh

although i did look at your profile first

Glad we could be of service north of the border

Its been over 2 years since we last up the road.

but you must be desperate if your from falkirk

It's right in the middle so it's convenient and still better than marlow - it's too close to slough for my liking

You keep telling yourself that

If it makes you feel better

In reality your just a hill billy from slammanan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Englishman

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Englishman"

Every woman had the right to be ugly bit you madam have abused that privilege (sorry it was just too difficult to resist)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Englishman

Every woman had the right to be ugly bit you madam have abused that privilege (sorry it was just too difficult to resist)

Aussie twat lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aussie twat lol"

Prospective sex offender

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheesy cocked bastard

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Truce breaker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Truce breaker"

Yes you are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

has bacon moldy bacon rashers for pussy lips

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Yellow cinquecento driver!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

DLT wannabe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"DLT wannabe"
the best thing to come out of your mouth was my dick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loudest snoring mutha fucka in history

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loudest snoring mutha fucka in history

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thats not an insult thats a compliment which is rich coming from someone with the i.q of a retarded spaniel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not cool enough to get a job with Eddie stobart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loudest snoring mutha fucka in history

thats not an insult thats a compliment which is rich coming from someone with the i.q of a retarded spaniel

mankini wearing rent boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that as good as it gets??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is that as good as it gets??

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gentleman pffft!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gentleman pffft!!

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By *ornynhappy23Man over a year ago

renfrewshireish

Ok I've been just had a good lmfao at all this yous are all fucked up in the head!! I thought I was the only one that was so yous made me feel better thanks. And to save me getting insulted ill do it for ya.

Fucked retarded brainless fuck wit!!! Have fun looneys will see yous when your day pass runs oot

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By *ornynhappy23Man over a year ago

renfrewshireish

"Ok I've been just had a good lmfao at all this yous are all fucked up in the head!! I thought I was the only one that was so yous made me feel better thanks. And to save me getting insulted ill do it for ya.

Fucked retarded brainless fuck wit!!! Have fun looneys will see yous when your day pass runs oot

Missed out insane in the brain if I had one that is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You great big spawny eyed wassock

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By *ornynhappy23Man over a year ago

renfrewshireish

"You great big spawny eyed wassock"

Leave the goats go find a cow to fuck instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thought it was sheep you shagged up there?

Sorry my mistake rentboy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thought it was sheep you shagged up there?

Sorry my mistake rentboy

We all sprang from apes, evidently you didn't spring far enough!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A face like that, you obviously shave with a broken bottle!

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By *ornynhappy23Man over a year ago

renfrewshireish

"Thought it was sheep you shagged up there?

Sorry my mistake rentboy

We all sprang from apes, evidently you didn't spring far enough!"

Evidently you lanes in the shit

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By *ornynhappy23Man over a year ago

renfrewshireish

"A face like that, you obviously shave with a broken bottle!"

Can't insult a lady and def not a sexy one. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A face like that, you obviously shave with a broken bottle!"

I'm in a total fucking huff with YOU!! Can I ask do you still love nature despite the fuck up it made of you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Evidently you lanes in the shit"

Here's 20p phone your friends then give me back the change

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A face like that, you obviously shave with a broken bottle!

Can't insult a lady and def not a sexy one. X

Thank you how nice. Shame there are no other gentlemen on here

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By *ornynhappy23Man over a year ago

renfrewshireish

"A face like that, you obviously shave with a broken bottle!

Can't insult a lady and def not a sexy one. X

Thank you how nice. Shame there are no other gentlemen on here "

I'm no gent I'm just plain old fucked up in head!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A face like that, you obviously shave with a broken bottle!

Can't insult a lady and def not a sexy one. X

Thank you how nice. Shame there are no other gentlemen on here

I'm no gent I'm just plain old fucked up in head!! "

Loony

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By *ornynhappy23Man over a year ago

renfrewshireish

"A face like that, you obviously shave with a broken bottle!

Can't insult a lady and def not a sexy one. X

Thank you how nice. Shame there are no other gentlemen on here

I'm no gent I'm just plain old fucked up in head!!

Loony

You know me then !!!! I wish knew you!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A face like that, you obviously shave with a broken bottle!

Can't insult a lady and def not a sexy one. X

Thank you how nice. Shame there are no other gentlemen on here

I'm no gent I'm just plain old fucked up in head!!

Loony

Is there a smell in here or is that your clunge?

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By *ornynhappy23Man over a year ago

renfrewshireish

"A face like that, you obviously shave with a broken bottle!

Can't insult a lady and def not a sexy one. X

Thank you how nice. Shame there are no other gentlemen on here

I'm no gent I'm just plain old fucked up in head!!

Loony

Is there a smell in here or is that your clunge?"

You must have shares in andrex coz you gotta wipe the shite from your mouth when you finish talking

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You know me then !!!! I wish knew you!!"

You sycophantic toad! You're buried so far up her dangleberry strewn arse all I can see are your toenails. You're going to need a proctologist to get you back out of there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Loony

The only way I'd lay naked with you would be in a mass grave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A face like that, you obviously shave with a broken bottle!

Can't insult a lady and def not a sexy one. X

Thank you how nice. Shame there are no other gentlemen on here

I'm no gent I'm just plain old fucked up in head!!

Loony

Is there a smell in here or is that your clunge?"

Your heads so far up your own arse you couldn't smell my "clunge"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A face like that, you obviously shave with a broken bottle!

Can't insult a lady and def not a sexy one. X

Thank you how nice. Shame there are no other gentlemen on here

I'm no gent I'm just plain old fucked up in head!!

Loony

Is there a smell in here or is that your clunge?

Your heads so far up your own arse you couldn't smell my "clunge" "

Your sex change only half worked Mike

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Your face reminds of of the time when I saw a toad that had been run over on the road & had been half eaten by passing crows. Not only that, but your fanny looks like an extra from some terrible space monster b-movie & smells as good as a bucket of rotted animal carcases. You are a grotesque mess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention and multiply ignorance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey, last time i saw a mouth like that it had a Hook in it.

(Caddyshack fav)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'd love to see things from your point of view. Unfortunately I can't shove my head that far up my arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when god as you what size of belly you wanted did you think he said telly and ask for a 42 inch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Someone said that you weren't fit to sleep with pigs. I stood up for the pigs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mum wrote your profile !!!! She told me at breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

thats a man boob avatar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thats a man boob avatar"
what did I say say?? Don't post pics of mum dressing you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your mum wrote your profile !!!! She told me at breakfast

Does everyone visualise duct tape over your mouth so early into the conversation?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum wrote your profile !!!! She told me at breakfast

Does everyone visualise duct tape over your mouth so early into the conversation?"
ffs if your it takes you 8 hours to reply lad ? walk on back to the little boys play room and put the dummy back in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ffs if your it takes you 8 hours to reply lad ? walk on back to the little boys play room and put the dummy back in

The overriding power of the male sex drive is demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you. Out of 1,000,000 sperm you were the fastest? Just shows that evolution can get it horribly wrong at times!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ffs if your it takes you 8 hours to reply lad ? walk on back to the little boys play room and put the dummy back in

Ozzie tut tut tut , is your boyfriend typing this for you ??? Again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You actually live in black and whitewhen you were born the doctor slapped your mother in the mouth

Hahahahaha!!! I can see this escalating quickly lol I liked this one tho!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You actually live in black and whitewhen you were born the doctor slapped your mother in the mouth

Hahahahaha!!! I can see this escalating quickly lol I liked this one tho! "
cant possibility say anything horrible to a lady xxx but then again I just checked your profile bob lookin good

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ozzie tut tut tut , is your boyfriend typing this for you ??? Again

No it's your mum and she's just shattered the myth about women and multi tasking. I thought it would have been easy for her to use the keyboard AND suck my dick at the same time!

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By *cotsteveMan over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm glad you came. It's just a shame your dad did

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fannybaws

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ozzie tut tut tut , is your boyfriend typing this for you ??? Again

No it's your mum and she's just shattered the myth about women and multi tasking. I thought it would have been easy for her to use the keyboard AND suck my dick at the same time!"
argggggg!!! Oh no oz just found were long lost brothers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"argggggg!!! Oh no oz just found were long lost brothers

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oi you fuckers insult me,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oi you fuckers insult me,

You look like a man!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"argggggg!!! Oh no oz just found were long lost brothers

PMSL

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holy shit Ozzie you are now posting as quick as come

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"oi you fuckers insult me,

You have shit taste in women's clothing, your hairs a state and your makeup looks as though it's been put on by an Edinburgh City Council plasterer with a drink problem and a squint!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a smarter comeback than what you just said

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