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whats your funniest swinging experience
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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like mine and partners party we had a jerry springer moment father and exstep son showed up everyone else had to turn away and stifle there laughter ooopppps had to happen at one point with a late invite
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i was on my way to meet two cousins last yr for mmf fun at a local hotel after parking car i got out and was trying my best to look sexy when i heard a bang on the window in front of me when i looked up i only saw my next door neighbour her hubby her dad and her grandson sitting having lunch at the carvery next door she was waving and shouting to me r u coming in im thinking ohhhhhhh shit how do i get out of this so i had to text one of the guys to come down n let me in as it was key card entry into the hotel
my neighbour then text me about 10 mins later to ask where i was i tild her i was in a meeting with my boss to discuss my abscence from work phewwwwww think i got away with it lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wont name names, they know who they are,lol, 2 good swinging mates eagerly awaiting the arrival of a sexy lady to come play with us in hotel, both of them like kids at christmas, kneeling on hotel room sofa, heads tucked under net curtain pearing out window clocking every lady that stepped out a car, "Ohh T is this her is this her"? lol
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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago
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just finished doing the deed at his place and in walks his dad who i know lol - never saw him move so fast to stop his dad coming in the bedroom. i hid under duvet biting pillow to stop laffing out loud  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not an experience,but was so funny seeing swinging added into the sketch on one of the Alan Partridge episodes.
Alan befriends Dan just because he drives a Lexus and he ends up in Dans house watchin a video of Dan with the wife and his wifes trying to seduce him, Lynne for 5 seconds watches the video and forgets to act shocked,lol
"Their sex people Lynne",,lol
Priceless,lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not exactly funny but was having fun with a girl when her husband turned up at door,they had only split the week before but i still couldnt believe it when she let him in and proceeded to have a stand up row in living room as i tried to dress quietly n leave discreetly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hi, john and i had a meet with a couple on another site, we were running late for the meet and missed dinner so stopped off for fish and chips it was the middle of winter and on the way out the chip shop i slipped and burst my trousers and knee, we were so late rather than go home decided to go straight to the meet, when we arived at the house the guy appeared at the door bollock naked lol asked us in but had to hold back his dogs who wanted to tear us apart lol, his wife appeared totally out of it and all she had on was a single sock lol john and i are both smokers as were the couple we asked for an ashtray and the guy said just use the floor lol just as he said that one of his dogs pooed on the couch beside john god i allmost wet myself as john turned green, we made our excuses and left in a hurry only for me to fall down the outside steps bursting my other knee and trouser leg lol, when we got to the car john broke the key in the door lock lol, we had to phone our son who was at his girlfriends to bring the spare key took him an hour to get to us loljohn and i were so cold he broke the care window so we could sit in the car, we saw the couple looking out the window god they must have thought we were a right pair lol, when we eventually got home the bloody kids were out and the front door locked, john climbed in through the bathroom window but the son had had a bath and left the water in lol, when john got the front door open i peed myself with laughter as he was soaked to the skin lol, never put us off though and when we talk about it i really do pee myself laughing.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being one of the many single blokes on here when some nice female messaged me and asked if I would like to come over I was not going to refuse (my meets here happen as often as a leap year) anyways after a drink and a chat we ventured upstairs. Anyways before the play kicks off she gets a text from how can I put it a stalker like chap she knows. So she checks the door is locked, lights off and we keek out the window to watch him drive round the block several hundred times and go up and down the local main road many times.
Anyways by the time he got bored of driving round and about it was sunrise and personally I was shattered and the whole getting naughty appeal had kind of worn off after watching this bloke drive around for several hours. I ended up falling asleep before deciding to make a hasty retreat incase stalker man was still prowling the roads around where she stayed. Thankfully not.
I got invited back the next again weekend and much dilebrating later I politely declined. Thankfully I can laugh about it now but what a waste of a night. |
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