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"making myself a cup of tea only to find out i hadn't drank the one i made 10 minuets before "
can relate ...putting the oven on for dinner sitting an hour expecting dinner to be ready only to realise i havent put it in the oven lol  |
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"I can never remember if I took hay fever pill. … If I were a girl, I'd be pregnant a lot!  "
Lmao that made me laugh out loud ..ffs thank god ive not got that problem anymore, one less thing to worry about lol xx |
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Not a senior moment...I was in my thirties...but I brought M&S food hall to a standstill one day cause I'd lost my 3year old son....looked down after perusing the frozen desserts....sonny boy gone!!!! Staff looking everywhere...in lifts, behind trolleys, up escalators.....then I remembered he was at his granny's!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't shop there again for 5 years..... |
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I often put down sandwiches and when I go to pick it up again it's gone!
Guys at work pissing themselves because I more or less inhaled the sucker and forgot I ate it in one go  |
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Not a big house i live in, but that 5 yard journey from livingroom to kitchen, i must forget what i was going there for during the journey. No amount of, "what am i here for ffs" talkin to yerself helps, nope, gotta retrace yer steps and see if the idea pings up where you first had the thought,   |
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"I often put down sandwiches and when I go to pick it up again it's gone!
Guys at work pissing themselves because I more or less inhaled the sucker and forgot I ate it in one go Greedy bugger  "
Yes I am!, it's not just you wimmen with eating issues lol  |
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"Not a big house i live in, but that 5 yard journey from livingroom to kitchen, i must forget what i was going there for during the journey. No amount of, "what am i here for ffs" talkin to yerself helps, nope, gotta retrace yer steps and see if the idea pings up where you first had the thought, Its worse when youve climbed a flight of stairs and cant for the life of you remember what u went up there for only to get to the bottom and remember again ...and i wonder why my ass is so big lol  "
Yip, the new shampoo, shower gel in kitcen from the shopping and even tell self, "take that upstairs when you go" nope, only remember when baths runnin, lol |
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"i can't remember any of my passwords or the 'security answers' to reset my fecking passwords! "
I'm laughing cause I was ready to rip someone's lungs out one day who asked me my mothers maiden name in a card security check. They kept saying no..incorrect. I was raging...all the way home. Fizzing. Boiling. Ready to cause havoc....till I realised I'd given them MY maiden name all along....ooooops!!!!
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Everyones done this one i bet, you tend to shout out loud when it hits you,lol.
A few miles down the road having spent ages in the supermarket, you shout out the one thing you forgot,,, "Aww,, LOO ROLLS",,, |
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"I often put down sandwiches and when I go to pick it up again it's gone!
Guys at work pissing themselves because I more or less inhaled the sucker and forgot I ate it in one go Greedy bugger
Yes I am!, it's not just you wimmen with eating issues lol "
hahahahah cheeky but i like it |
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"I often put down sandwiches and when I go to pick it up again it's gone!
Guys at work pissing themselves because I more or less inhaled the sucker and forgot I ate it in one go Greedy bugger
Yes I am!, it's not just you wimmen with eating issues lol hahahahah cheeky but i like it "
Apparently I have hollow legs  |
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"I often put down sandwiches and when I go to pick it up again it's gone!
Guys at work pissing themselves because I more or less inhaled the sucker and forgot I ate it in one go Greedy bugger
Yes I am!, it's not just you wimmen with eating issues lol hahahahah cheeky but i like it
Apparently I have hollow legs "
I call my youngest son eat the breed he eats so much and never puts on an ounce lol |
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Worst one was forgetting my dog.
Went into my local co-op,tied his lead by shop front,unpacked the shopping, happened to look out window (flat was across road from shop), "looks like my dog over there" said to myself, ohh ffs "it is !!!" |
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"Everyones done this one i bet, you tend to shout out loud when it hits you,lol.
A few miles down the road having spent ages in the supermarket, you shout out the one thing you forgot,,, "Aww,, LOO ROLLS",,,"
Mine is forgetting the one bloody thing I went in for and coming out with around £50 worth of other stuff! I've also hunted all over the place looking for my sunnies to find them perched on top holding my hair back Sx |
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"Senior moment or should that be crazy half an hour of searching for my glasses
only to discover they were on top of my head all along
What crazy senior moments have you had ?"
Forgetting where I have parked my car when at tesco, walking the carpark with a full trolly of shopping in the rain, |
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Drove home once for bout a mile with my purse on roof of my car n petrol cap in my handbag doh !!! Thankfully car I have now doesn't have a petrol cap lol |
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Chuffed....it was a near thing, but did actually remember what i went to the kitchen for last nite.
After a 30 second stand lookin like a rabbit in the headlights granted |
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Rushing around last minute as always and countless times I'm on the phone as I'm heading out door thinking "Okay car keys , purse, phone , f#*k where's my phone ?? Only for someone to sat eh it's at your ear or realise a few moments later as I'm scouring my bag   |
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