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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've got a friends 40th birthday party tonight, I'm still suffering from a hangover and the subsequent "hangover horn", his wife hates me(long story accusations of misconduct on their wedding day) and I'm worried about the possible effects of a cumulative 2 day hangover. Do I:
1) Go to the 40th, drink soda water and line all night, not pander to my deviant tendencies and behave, try and build bridges with his wife and make sure I'm home tucked up in bed for 11:30 pm or;
2) Drink the bar dry of Guinness, Magners and Laphroiaig, try it on with all available women deranged enough to come within a 100 foot radius of me, tell his wife she's a frigid ice queen bitch who needs a good rogering, drag my mate, his brother and the rest of the lads to 7th Heaven Lap Dancing Club and come home when were fecking good and ready to? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You know which I'd choose! Lol!
Nah, really tho. Find a happy medium. Drink a wee bit, steer clear of your friends wife if you can, enjoy yourself and find a lovely lady to entertain
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"I've got a friends 40th birthday party tonight, I'm still suffering from a hangover and the subsequent "hangover horn", his wife hates me(long story accusations of misconduct on their wedding day) and I'm worried about the possible effects of a cumulative 2 day hangover. Do I:
1) Go to the 40th, drink soda water and line all night, not pander to my deviant tendencies and behave, try and build bridges with his wife and make sure I'm home tucked up in bed for 11:30 pm or;
2) Drink the bar dry of Guinness, Magners and Laphroiaig, try it on with all available women deranged enough to come within a 100 foot radius of me, tell his wife she's a frigid ice queen bitch who needs a good rogering, drag my mate, his brother and the rest of the lads to 7th Heaven Lap Dancing Club and come home when were fecking good and ready to? "
I'd go for number 2 your only there to please him not her   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No. 2
Can I come to 7th heaven with you please?
Haven't been for a while "
No because all my mates would spend the night fawning over you and you'd probably be hotter than the ladies in 7th Heaven. If you go I'm not!! |
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"I've got a friends 40th birthday party tonight, I'm still suffering from a hangover and the subsequent "hangover horn", his wife hates me(long story accusations of misconduct on their wedding day) and I'm worried about the possible effects of a cumulative 2 day hangover. Do I:
1) Go to the 40th, drink soda water and line all night, not pander to my deviant tendencies and behave, try and build bridges with his wife and make sure I'm home tucked up in bed for 11:30 pm or;
2) Drink the bar dry of Guinness, Magners and Laphroiaig, try it on with all available women deranged enough to come within a 100 foot radius of me, tell his wife she's a frigid ice queen bitch who needs a good rogering, drag my mate, his brother and the rest of the lads to 7th Heaven Lap Dancing Club and come home when were fecking good and ready to? "
Two tongs don't make a right.
Behave and dont spoil your fiends night as it's probably took a lot to organise it.
I'm with Starbuck enjoy and you might find someone nice to take home at the end of the night... Enjoy xx  |
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"No. 2
Can I come to 7th heaven with you please?
Haven't been for a while
No because all my mates would spend the night fawning over you and you'd probably be hotter than the ladies in 7th Heaven. If you go I'm not!! "
Fine I will go with your friends then. You can stay at the party and keep the ice queen happy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fine I will go with your friends then. You can stay at the party and keep the ice queen happy
I fecking hate my eyes for looking at you! "
You've got it bad. Tell you what I will block you then you can't look |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What's the decision for tonight then ya reprobate?
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Option 1 I think Ms S. Carnage and mayhem don't suit me well, I don't think my liver will cope well with another session and truth be told lap dancing clubs frustrate the hell outta me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's the decision for tonight then ya reprobate?
Option 1 I think Ms S. Carnage and mayhem don't suit me well, I don't think my liver will cope well with another session and truth be told lap dancing clubs frustrate the hell outta me! "
Clever boy!
And that is the entire point of those clubs lol I prefer to just get one of my sexy lady friends to do a dance for me when out haha 
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