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"Do you come here often?? "Only when your around  | |||
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"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?" "or when asked if they know your face. . Yeah ,you sat on it | |||
"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?" "How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich?    | |||
"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"
How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich? "Dreams can come true | |||
"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"
How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich? "with sauce provided  | |||
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"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"
How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich? "Is this an offer I could refuse?  | |||
"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"
How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich?
Is this an offer I could refuse? "Honey, you can refuse anything you like, you're your own man.  | |||
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"Nice boobage. Fancy a shag!! "aye ok then i know you want to | |||
"Nice boobage. Fancy a shag!! "Hell yeah, come and get me Captain. | |||
"Nice boobage. Fancy a shag!!
Hell yeah, come and get me Captain. "God can i weigh them | |||
"Nice boobage. Fancy a shag!!
Hell yeah, come and get me Captain. God can i weigh them "I'm not a god, I'm female as I'm sure you can see, do you may call me Goddess. | |||
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"Bet you don't get many of them to the pound. "Fancy taking things to the max ? | |||
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"bet your a real blast on a night out "Explosive!!!! wanna lite my touch paper ? | |||
"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"
How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich? "Hey....who wouldn't want to be THAT banger sis??....High 5..... | |||
"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"
How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich?
Hey....who wouldn't want to be THAT banger sis??....High 5..... "wanna compare boobage? | |||
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"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? " fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ? | |||
"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"
How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich?
Hey....who wouldn't want to be THAT banger sis??....High 5..... "One nevers know sis, but they'd be fools if they didn't. lol | |||
"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"
How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich?
Hey....who wouldn't want to be THAT banger sis??....High 5..... wanna compare boobage? "Its more than any sane man could cope with! ( @ ) ( @ ) + ( @ ) ( @ ) = ?*?*? | |||
"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ? "You had me at "Fuck me" | |||
"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?
You had me at "Fuck me" "shhhhhh | |||
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"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"
How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich?
Hey....who wouldn't want to be THAT banger sis??....High 5..... wanna compare boobage?
Its more than any sane man could cope with! ( @ ) ( @ ) + ( @ ) ( @ ) = ?*?*?"More than happy to go insane | |||
"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"
How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich?
Hey....who wouldn't want to be THAT banger sis??....High 5..... wanna compare boobage?
Its more than any sane man could cope with! ( @ ) ( @ ) + ( @ ) ( @ ) = ?*?*?
More than happy to go insane "get your coat uve pulled,we'll drop you off at the at the mental ward when we're done with you lol | |||
"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"
How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich?
Hey....who wouldn't want to be THAT banger sis??....High 5..... wanna compare boobage?
Its more than any sane man could cope with! ( @ ) ( @ ) + ( @ ) ( @ ) = ?*?*?
More than happy to go insane get your coat uve pulled,we'll drop you off at the at the mental ward when we're done with you lol "WooHoo !! Sitting in my padded cell, massive smile. | |||
"To a lady in a classy Glasgow bar; "haw hen d'yae fancy a bit roona back?"
How do you fancy being the sausage in a Jinty McG sandwich?
Hey....who wouldn't want to be THAT banger sis??....High 5..... wanna compare boobage?
Its more than any sane man could cope with! ( @ ) ( @ ) + ( @ ) ( @ ) = ?*?*?
More than happy to go insane get your coat uve pulled,we'll drop you off at the at the mental ward when we're done with you lol
WooHoo !! Sitting in my padded cell, massive smile. "now that's kinky | |||
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"I'm easy, and I hope your going to take advantage of that. "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. | |||
"I'm easy, and I hope your going to take advantage of that. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. "I have prayed to meet a woman like you and then when I find one I get all fingers in bums, sorry fingers and thumbs. | |||
"You remind me of irn-bru. Phenomenal" | |||
"I'm easy, and I hope your going to take advantage of that. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. "Instead of 'do you come here often?'.., How would 'do you want to come often?' | |||
"I'm easy, and I hope your going to take advantage of that. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Instead of 'do you come here often?'..,
How would 'do you want to come often?'
"Did you hurt your head when you fell from heaven | |||
"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?
You had me at "Fuck me" shhhhhh "Smile if you want me... | |||
"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?
You had me at "Fuck me" shhhhhh
Smile if you want me..." right you wore me down take home to your bed now... I know you want to | |||
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"Shag and pint" get your GOAT you've pulled | |||
"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?
You had me at "Fuck me" "god that's my new line at socials .lol .love it xx | |||
"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?
You had me at "Fuck me" god that's my new line at socials .lol .love it xx "what one there a Couple in there lol? | |||
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"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?
You had me at "Fuck me" god that's my new line at socials .lol .love it xx what one there a Couple in there lol? "you had me at fuck me xx | |||
"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?
You had me at "Fuck me" god that's my new line at socials .lol .love it xx what one there a Couple in there lol? you had me at fuck me xx "ah ok lol xx | |||
