Someone taking seriously ill during a meet would freak me out I think lol.
Worst thing that's happend to me so far was a guy tearing his thigh muscle during a very vigorous session poor guy was almost in tears.. That's what he gets for trying to Shag like a porn star  |
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On a social meet before the down and dirty meet. We were told by the couple that they have an sti but it's fine because it will be cleared up soon 
Didn't know what to say to that. I'm glad of their honesty though |
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A mate of mines ripped his foreskin during a particularly energetic shagging session with a young nurse one night. Yours truly had to take him to A&E....oh how I laughed! |
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"Did someone. Say nurse!! 
Hats off yo all nurses. You are the best! Great shaggers...."
Hi 5 to that
One confirm. Once a bag masel one of send beauties. Cmon the nurses. Lets be having ye |
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Been chatting to a girl for ages got on really well and arranged to meet at a club (wont say which one),but when she turned up she was practically legless,such a let down  |
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I had one meet ages ago that was a total fail. The guy wasn't over his ex and went on and on about her, even going to get his laptop to show me pics of her  he had the cheek to ask for a quick bj as well after all that. I told him in no uncertain terms to 'Fuck off'
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"Lol we're are you guys getting. Your meets "
That one was from here lol men are baffling sometimes! Would say they're worse than women, but I don't entirely believe that 
Lx |
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Let's just say I had to wear jogging bottoms and no boxers for about a week after it AND explain to my GP who was signing me off work what had happened. He found it hilarious too.....bastard!! lol |
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1. when I was younger I snapped the banjo for a wee bit of skin it nips like f**k and lots of blood
2. Giving the ex gf anal, pulled out and let's just say it was abit messy, safe to say I've never done that again lol |
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Turned up at a cpls house
Led straight to the bedroom where the mrs had been in bed for about 2 weeks by the state of her and the house
Boak .. Excuses made and left
Or the time we went to a cpls house the hubby answered the door in we go and his mrs is sat watching eastenders none the wiser who we were??
He planned the meet without telling her ffs
Excuses made and we legged it lol
Hell I could go on for ages lol  |
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Or the time we went to a cpls house the hubby answered the door in we go and his mrs is sat watching eastenders none the wiser who we were??
He planned the meet without telling her ffs
Excuses made and we legged it lol
Hell I could go on for ages lol "
LLF what the hell did she think you were there to do, read the gas meter |
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Honest to god
They started arguing as she was just in from work and wanted a night out in the pub across the road lol
She was a swinger but he just didn't tell her we were comming that night
But we thought we were having a convo with her online when all the time it was him! |
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A guy turned up, didn't look anything like his pics, he took his shoes off and both socks had holes in them,
He then said he got dressed in the dark,,,,,,,pity it was the middle of summer and it was an afternoon meet,
Phoned Martin havvered to him by pretending he was the kids on there way home, couldn't get him out the house quick enough, |
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"I had one meet ages ago that was a total fail. The guy wasn't over his ex and went on and on about her, even going to get his laptop to show me pics of her he had the cheek to ask for a quick bj as well after all that. I told him in no uncertain terms to 'Fuck off'
Lx"
PMSLROFL....Um that's an EPIC Fail lol xx |
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Been a bit pestered at for not going back for another meet,it wasn't malicious or anything. Sorry but it was fun and all but I sail on, still waiting for one to grab my anchor someday and stop my marauding nomadic lifestyle  |
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