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You've been charged with making a Fab porn movie, which members would star in it, what would the movie plot be and do you think it would be a success? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In my fantasy movie there are loads of swingers who beat off the masses with a shitty stick. They pick and choose and rarely reply to polite messages or when they say they fancy meeting they disappear into the ether like willow the wisp.
Hang on ? That's a factual documentary I am thinking of....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ozzie naked cooking,
Jc with her red wine,
Mr dlt not wearing his mankini,
Greg erection
Bw wearing only a cape
Story line not a bloody clue, "
Oooft fat splashes could be a problem when cooking naked    |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ozzie naked cooking,
Jc with her red wine,
Mr dlt not wearing his mankini,
Greg erection
Bw wearing only a cape
Story line not a bloody clue,
Oooft fat splashes could be a problem when cooking naked "
You can wear a peeni,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I play the chief of the clan McThrobb and have to keep all yhe women folk serviced whilst the billage men go on expeditions to steal cattle elsewhere. On there travels they encounter seductive women in the fishing villages they visit in DLTs haulage boat. The story continues....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Justcutie, Starbuck, Fabfem, Jinty, LittleBeauty86, PinkSapphire and Teasy in a porno remake if the classic Western the Magnificent Seven. A small Mexican town is being ravaged by a gang of bandidos (Male and Bi Females) and to save the townsfolk the stars of the film have to fuck, suck, lick and munch the bandit gang to death. Fucked up I know but hey....I'm a deviant! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Justcutie, Starbuck, Fabfem, Jinty, LittleBeauty86, PinkSapphire and Teasy in a porno remake if the classic Western the Magnificent Seven. A small Mexican town is being ravaged by a gang of bandidos (Male and Bi Females) and to save the townsfolk the stars of the film have to fuck, suck, lick and munch the bandit gang to death. Fucked up I know but hey....I'm a deviant! "
Pmsl can i star in the sequel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Pmsl can i star in the sequel"
What you talking about Greg? You're the leader of the Bandido gang chief....your ass is grass in the 1st movie! What a way to go though eh? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pmsl can i star in the sequel
What you talking about Greg? You're the leader of the Bandido gang chief....your ass is grass in the 1st movie! What a way to go though eh? lol"
space for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pmsl can i star in the sequel
What you talking about Greg? You're the leader of the Bandido gang chief....your ass is grass in the 1st movie! What a way to go though eh? lol"
Fucking luv you man!! Ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Pmsl can i star in the sequel
What you talking about Greg? You're the leader of the Bandido gang chief....your ass is grass in the 1st movie! What a way to go though eh? lolspace for me "
For the ladies in question.....loads of men (and women) would be required Boywonder.....you're in! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pmsl can i star in the sequel
What you talking about Greg? You're the leader of the Bandido gang chief....your ass is grass in the 1st movie! What a way to go though eh? lolspace for me
For the ladies in question.....loads of men (and women) would be required Boywonder.....you're in! "
I'd be up for a role. The Goat and his Horn |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pmsl can i star in the sequel
What you talking about Greg? You're the leader of the Bandido gang chief....your ass is grass in the 1st movie! What a way to go though eh? lolspace for me
For the ladies in question.....loads of men (and women) would be required Boywonder.....you're in! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cowgirl....did someone mention cowgirl? Will Smiths hot tub is what we need from Wild Wild West.
Goat can you do a Mexican accent?"
My friend. You ask me questions. I give you an answer you may not like but you ain't gonna forget. I can do Mexican Whistler by Rodger Whittaker. Now start running or I start shooting...and they ain't gonna be blanks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh well if I must....... 
JC......5 bandits at a time....I shall say no more. Think you'd look pretty damned hot in a black leather cowgirl get up
Well I do have a rather nice leather cowboy hat  "
And your just telling me this now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could have been worse I suppose...we might have all been nuns in "The Pound of Music" with Captain Avon Tupp giving us what for in the Abbey.....   "
Avon!!! Lol....Von... Even my phone is a make up addict!!!! |
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"Could have been worse I suppose...we might have all been nuns in "The Pound of Music" with Captain Avon Tupp giving us what for in the Abbey..... "
I was trying to stay away from the nuns theme Jinty as I'm at work. I now have a rather embarrassing erection lol lol |
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"The adventures of the Jolly Rodger"
Set in the Med (Greece or Turkey) on a large wooden boat for couples, a bit like a cruise but essentially a sun, swim, suck and fuck feast where there's staff that can and are encouraged to entertain the guests. Clothes optional, but staff are almost naked when above deck.
Simple story line with day trips (clothed) and lots of oily encounters.
Anyone want a holiday? |
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Sorry but plot and porn in the same sentence?
Reminds me of Ronald Villiers in chewing the fat. Playing a plumber and turns up at the woman's house and she says 'do you want to move upstairs?' He replies with 'how? Is that where your sink is?' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could have been worse I suppose...we might have all been nuns in "The Pound of Music" with Captain Avon Tupp giving us what for in the Abbey.....
I was trying to stay away from the nuns theme Jinty as I'm at work. I now have a rather embarrassing erection lol lol"
"How Do You Solve a Problem Like A Hardon?."......." Climb Every Boner"?....musical porn....excellent idea.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry but plot and porn in the same sentence?
Reminds me of Ronald Villiers in chewing the fat. Playing a plumber and turns up at the woman's house and she says 'do you want to move upstairs?' He replies with 'how? Is that where your sink is?'"
I digress... but I'll never forget him auditioning for Star Trek.." That's the Borg on the phone fur ye captain"....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could have been worse I suppose...we might have all been nuns in "The Pound of Music" with Captain Avon Tupp giving us what for in the Abbey.....
I was trying to stay away from the nuns theme Jinty as I'm at work. I now have a rather embarrassing erection lol lol
"How Do You Solve a Problem Like A Hardon?."......." Climb Every Boner"?....musical porn....excellent idea....
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High on a hill was a lonely goat youwannalay wannalay wannalay. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could have been worse I suppose...we might have all been nuns in "The Pound of Music" with Captain Avon Tupp giving us what for in the Abbey.....
I was trying to stay away from the nuns theme Jinty as I'm at work. I now have a rather embarrassing erection lol lol
"How Do You Solve a Problem Like A Hardon?."......." Climb Every Boner"?....musical porn....excellent idea....
High on a hill was a lonely goat youwannalay wannalay wannalay."
The gangbang song...
"I've had 16, Going on 17!!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I now can't get Maria from the Sound of Music out of my head....I had been doing so well to the counsellor was delighted with my progress!"
Ive had Yes Sir I can Boogie by Bacharra in my head all week. Radio 2 to blame |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I play the chief of the clan McThrobb and have to keep all yhe women folk serviced whilst the billage men go on expeditions to steal cattle elsewhere. On there travels they encounter seductive women in the fishing villages they visit in DLTs haulage boat. The story continues......."
No takers for a Scottish themed porno? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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No takers for a Scottish themed porno?"
Brigadoonwiththeknickers? A mystical Scottish Highland village that appears once a century out of the mist and is inhabited by lusty nymphs in micro mini kilts and men with cocks the size of cabers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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No takers for a Scottish themed porno?
Brigadoonwiththeknickers? A mystical Scottish Highland village that appears once a century out of the mist and is inhabited by lusty nymphs in micro mini kilts and men with cocks the size of cabers?"
I think Jinty was out looking for it yesterday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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No takers for a Scottish themed porno?
Brigadoonwiththeknickers? A mystical Scottish Highland village that appears once a century out of the mist and is inhabited by lusty nymphs in micro mini kilts and men with cocks the size of cabers?
I think Jinty was out looking for it yesterday. "
Yep...location sourced....just bring on the cast!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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No takers for a Scottish themed porno?
Brigadoonwiththeknickers? A mystical Scottish Highland village that appears once a century out of the mist and is inhabited by lusty nymphs in micro mini kilts and men with cocks the size of cabers?
I think Jinty was out looking for it yesterday.
Yep...location sourced....just bring on the cast!!!! "
Don't tell me you've broke a leg |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A few sexy fab fems go on a night out. Other side of town, a big crowd of yummy fab men have a night out also..... their paths cross.....lots of teasing and flirting between them...til someone mentions having a big free house and they all head back for an awesome big orgy that lasts til dawn. Sleep ensues for all, random positions everywhere, til they wake up again and start on more fun hahaha
Just a rough outline there for ya! 
Lx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A few sexy fab fems go on a night out. Other side of town, a big crowd of yummy fab men have a night out also..... their paths cross.....lots of teasing and flirting between them...til someone mentions having a big free house and they all head back for an awesome big orgy that lasts til dawn. Sleep ensues for all, random positions everywhere, til they wake up again and start on more fun hahaha
Just a rough outline there for ya!
Lx"
I think that could be arranged |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A few sexy fab fems go on a night out. Other side of town, a big crowd of yummy fab men have a night out also..... their paths cross.....lots of teasing and flirting between them...til someone mentions having a big free house and they all head back for an awesome big orgy that lasts til dawn. Sleep ensues for all, random positions everywhere, til they wake up again and start on more fun hahaha
Just a rough outline there for ya!
Lx"
This sounds good - sign me up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lol!
Imagine the line for casting guys....had better watch out no one would corrupt the guys waiting and ruin their performance!
Lx"
Who would possibly do such a thing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I,ll be in charge of costumes n makeup
Now the costumes and makeup are for the actors and actresses only Mikki you do realise that? "
yes,yes,and trust me darling you,ll all look fabulous |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol!
Imagine the line for casting guys....had better watch out no one would corrupt the guys waiting and ruin their performance!
Lx
Who would possibly do such a thing?
Me "
you could be maid marion fitznicentightly and i could be the nasty sherriff"big dick dangling" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lol!
Imagine the line for casting guys....had better watch out no one would corrupt the guys waiting and ruin their performance!
Lx
Who would possibly do such a thing?
Me "
Can I watch....purely for artistic purposes of course! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've got my film star caravan on site so if you need me make sure to knock.
You threatened to shoot the Producer/Director Goat....you're no longer one if the stars and have been demoted to teaboy!! "
I wad in character pretending to be a Mexican! As requested in auditions. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I wad in character pretending to be a Mexican! As requested in auditions. "
Ahhhh got you, the "Method" school of acting! You're the 2nd make lead once again, a simple misunderstanding. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Which idea are we going with?
Lx"
I still reckon The Magnificent 7 remake would be amazing, plus if I don't get my way the dolly is getting launched right oot the pram |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'd do a remake of "Hell comes to Frogtown" Of course much filthier with me as Sam Hell and the ladies can choose their own spot on the cast 
Few men is left with the STUFF to repopulate the country. The lead is kept under "tight" security
Tagline: I came here to smack ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta bubblegum! |
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