"Then there is that dilemma for some guys. You have chosen your measuring stick of choice. Next is how many Cock shots of is enough 1 or 101"
some have nothing but cock shots I've added some as friends only to discover their friends gallery consists on no fewer than 50 odd cock shots lol

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By *orthseatiger69Man over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

"Then there is that dilemma for some guys. You have chosen your measuring stick of choice. Next is how many Cock shots of is enough 1 or 101some have nothing but cock shots I've added some as friends only to discover their friends gallery consists on no fewer than 50 odd cock shots lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i took one with a tic tac once no one was impressed

why was the tic tac bigger?

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a few millimeters (and i wonder ow i can't get a meet with cat like this)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An average supermarket trout?

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hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What could the ladies use to measure their assets (I'm thinking the top half here guys).

Half a standard cantaloupe melon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What could the ladies use to measure their assets (I'm thinking the top half here guys).

Half a standard cantaloupe melon?"
Coconut shell

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I have a pic of a water melon and trust me that melon was huge lol

Was to compare size tho it was a joke to a friend I was meeting at the time lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always measure in mm when asked the size as it sounds better than inches lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So we have the sky remote, "huge" aftershave bottle and the ubiquitous tape measure. What other odd items do guys measure their cock against?"
it wasn't. A huge. Bottle. Of aftershave. It was a huge cock!!

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By *ompip3Couple over a year ago

Paisley

ALways fancied mocking up a shot with a "AAA" battery as a measure! ans see what peeps reactions might have been! Never got round to it funnily enough!

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By *orthseatiger69Man over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

"So we have the sky remote, "huge" aftershave bottle and the ubiquitous tape measure. What other odd items do guys measure their cock against?it wasn't. A huge. Bottle. Of aftershave. It was a huge cock!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just dont get why thats done very strange

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By *uppy ConquerorMan over a year ago

dundee

"So we have the sky remote, "huge" aftershave bottle and the ubiquitous tape measure. What other odd items do guys measure their cock against?"
mine doesn't fit inside a toilet roll tube when hard

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