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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good evening, just saying hello and how are you (that saves me ever beginning a private message with that, sorted!)
It's been a riot reading through old threads and seeing everybody's patter on here, oh my goodness. Hope to get chatting and 'all the rest' of it with you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening, just saying hello and how are you (that saves me ever beginning a private message with that, sorted!)
It's been a riot reading through old threads and seeing everybody's patter on here, oh my goodness. Hope to get chatting and 'all the rest' of it with you.
B"
welcome to the nuthouse,HOI NURSE RATSHIT NEW INMATE NEEDING HIS MEDS!!!!!!sorry about that youll get your meds and blankets in the morning when she eventually turns up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good evening, just saying hello and how are you (that saves me ever beginning a private message with that, sorted!)
It's been a riot reading through old threads and seeing everybody's patter on here, oh my goodness. Hope to get chatting and 'all the rest' of it with you.
Bwelcome to the nuthouse,HOI NURSE RATSHIT NEW INMATE NEEDING HIS MEDS!!!!!!sorry about that youll get your meds and blankets in the morning when she eventually turns up "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hello and welcome. You're a lurker no longer...one of us now!!! God help ye!!!! Would be in interested to know what your observations of the forum are? Obviously, we didn't put you off....which is good. Enjoy!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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All good impressions so far ha ha, even with the obscene profile pics.
Although having said that I've still seen less tits and knobends on here than on Facebook.
Thanks for the warm welcome, now to evict my flatmate so I can have you folks round. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening OP 
Did you read the handbook? Have you brought cake? Cutie is soooooooooo NOT the quiet one
(Did I cover everything a newbie needs to know? )"
You forgot, be very kind to granny cause she's very old and frail.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi, hope this lot haven't scared you away.
I'm the intelligent one around here so any questions just ask me  "
Watch out for FabFem...she's a seductress and a heartbreaker!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi, hope this lot haven't scared you away.
I'm the intelligent one around here so any questions just ask me
Watch out for FabFem...she's a seductress and a heartbreaker!! "
You wish |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi, hope this lot haven't scared you away.
I'm the intelligent one around here so any questions just ask me
Watch out for FabFem...she's a seductress and a heartbreaker!!
You wish "
I'm still not talking to you....you ripped my heart out and trampled on it. I'm going back to my Scottish Widows woman fixation....far safer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello and welcome .... And don't listen to what any of them say, I am the quiet one 
Oh and be nice to jinty cause she's a granny
Hope you enjoy and were you quiet on the camping trip,NUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT!!! "
at least she doesn't snore like mr and mrs dlt - offty ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi, hope this lot haven't scared you away.
I'm the intelligent one around here so any questions just ask me
Watch out for FabFem...she's a seductress and a heartbreaker!!
You wish
I'm still not talking to you....you ripped my heart out and trampled on it. I'm going back to my Scottish Widows woman fixation....far safer "
It's only safer because you not allowed within 200 yards of her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's only safer because you not allowed within 200 yards of her "
I had a High Court Super Injunction out preventing the details of that restraining order being revealed and you've just blabbed! Expect my QC to be in touch madam. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It's only safer because you not allowed within 200 yards of her
I had a High Court Super Injunction out preventing the details of that restraining order being revealed and you've just blabbed! Expect my QC to be in touch madam. "
The news of the world had an exclusive on it long ago and It's chip paper now so get off your high horse  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The news of the world had an exclusive on it long ago and It's chip paper now so get off your high horse "
Only two things in life I'm genuinely terrified if....spiders and horses, so the chances of me being on a high horse are slim to remote. Bet it was you tipped the News Of The World off!! What have I done to you to merit such utter scorn? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You love that witch in the cape 
You rejected my love in favour of Boywonders, I had to do something to cope with the heartbreak! "
I rejected boywonder in favour of you. You big idiot . Too late now I have moved on. It's been fun x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You love that witch in the cape
You rejected my love in favour of Boywonders, I had to do something to cope with the heartbreak!
I rejected boywonder in favour of you. You big idiot . Too late now I have moved on. It's been fun x"
im available |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You love that witch in the cape
You rejected my love in favour of Boywonders, I had to do something to cope with the heartbreak!
I rejected boywonder in favour of you. You big idiot . Too late now I have moved on. It's been fun xim available "
Careful DLT....she's a maneater!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You love that witch in the cape
You rejected my love in favour of Boywonders, I had to do something to cope with the heartbreak!
I rejected boywonder in favour of you. You big idiot . Too late now I have moved on. It's been fun xim available "
Pick me up in your Eddie Stobart truck and I'm yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You love that witch in the cape
You rejected my love in favour of Boywonders, I had to do something to cope with the heartbreak!
I rejected boywonder in favour of you. You big idiot . Too late now I have moved on. It's been fun xim available
Pick me up in your Eddie Stobart truck and I'm yours "
yer dumped for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Awwwww consoling cuddle??
New you still loved me . Think you have a wedding to arrange
Ha I knew I'd find him canoodling here with you "
It's alright cutie. I was just getting him warmed up for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ha I knew I'd find him canoodling here with you "
Testosterone.....it's such a fucking curse JC! Can I ask that Amazing Grace by the Sowetto Gospel Choir be played at my cremation? Oh and no flowers...donations to Sex Addicts Anonymous instead! |
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Awwwww consoling cuddle??
New you still loved me . Think you have a wedding to arrange
Ha I knew I'd find him canoodling here with you
It's alright cutie. I was just getting him warmed up for you "
That's ok you keep him I'm looking for the 200 men I was promised |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would also like to apologise for being a wanton hussy on your thread. Don't know what came over me.......................oh that's right it was hornyscotsozzie. He made a right mess of my sheets |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would also like to apologise for being a wanton hussy on your thread. Don't know what came over me.......................oh that's right it was hornyscotsozzie. He made a right mess of my sheets "
I resemble that accusation! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would also like to apologise for being a wanton hussy on your thread. Don't know what came over me.......................oh that's right it was hornyscotsozzie. He made a right mess of my sheets
I resemble that accusation! "
Yes you do |
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