Spend ages deciding what to wear, give up, go back to bed naked and play with myself all day long.
(Probably. I’d be too feart to go find a bloke and see what sex for the other side is *really* like. Doubt I could do it without laughing.) |
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"Play with my cock all day just to see what it is really like to be a wanker
good one! "
Ha ha ha Ha ha,,,,thats made my day thanks for such a laugh,,,,,Ha ha
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over a year ago
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Phone all my friends and tell them to come round to experience why women all go to the toilet in groups like wilder beasts. Then I'd get ready to go out, but by the time I actually got ready it'd be midnight and I'd turn back into a pumpkin. ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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I would play with my man bits all morning then strut around the house scratching my balls, farting and throwing it in the wife's face.
I would go out and whistle at every tidy bit of stuff that walks past. If they don't smile back I will call them a lesbian. Then head to the pub with my mates for a all day session. When I get chucked out the pub I will head to the local Indian for a feast for one. Get home and eat my Indian while watching porn and fall asleep with it on my chest.
Disclaimer; this in no way resembles my husband. Well except the farting and throwing it bit ![](/icons/s/confused.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"I would play with my man bits all morning then strut around the house scratching my balls, farting and throwing it in the wife's face.
I would go out and whistle at every tidy bit of stuff that walks past. If they don't smile back I will call them a lesbian. Then head to the pub with my mates for a all day session. When I get chucked out the pub I will head to the local Indian for a feast for one. Get home and eat my Indian while watching porn and fall asleep with it on my chest.
Disclaimer; this in no way resembles my husband. Well except the farting and throwing it bit " as far as the fartings concerned dont you do that anyway? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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Get up have a whinge, leave my clothes lying. Around, leave my make up lying. Around. Leave my shoes. Lying. Around
Jump. On car drive in middle. Lane all the way nope I'm not moving. For any Fucker today cos I have tits
Get to work. Flirt all day with. Male colleagues. Show them just enough. Leg
But not to much, drive home again. Yip middle. Lane flash my tits to truckers( sorry dlt I know. This feels weird. For me too) home expect dinner flop about on couch with remote. Glued to hand, soaps, women. Having. Babies, women. Having. Sex in a city bed no sex for partner. Too tired after a long day flirting ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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over a year ago
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Id go get my hair done followed by a spa then a massage then go spend some money on nice clothes new make up then book a holiday cos thats what u do when ur a woman ?? |
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"Get up have a whinge, leave my clothes lying. Around, leave my make up lying. Around. Leave my shoes. Lying. Around
Jump. On car drive in middle. Lane all the way nope I'm not moving. For any Fucker today cos I have tits
Get to work. Flirt all day with. Male colleagues. Show them just enough. Leg
But not to much, drive home again. Yip middle. Lane flash my tits to truckers( sorry dlt I know. This feels weird. For me too) home expect dinner flop about on couch with remote. Glued to hand, soaps, women. Having. Babies, women. Having. Sex in a city bed no sex for partner. Too tired after a long day flirting "
This guy is the fucking Messiah.....follow him and benefit from his wisdom. All hail THE MESSIAH!!! |
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"as far as the fartings concerned dont you do that anyway?
Of course I don't I'm a lady "
Ha ha ha ha, even ladies fart, and from what I can ascertain the quieter they are the worse they are, the lady not the fart .... Ohhhh forget it ![](/icons/s/surprised.gif) |
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"Get up have a whinge, leave my clothes lying. Around, leave my make up lying. Around. Leave my shoes. Lying. Around
Jump. On car drive in middle. Lane all the way nope I'm not moving. For any Fucker today cos I have tits
Get to work. Flirt all day with. Male colleagues. Show them just enough. Leg
But not to much, drive home again. Yip middle. Lane flash my tits to truckers( sorry dlt I know. This feels weird. For me too) home expect dinner flop about on couch with remote. Glued to hand, soaps, women. Having. Babies, women. Having. Sex in a city bed no sex for partner. Too tired after a long day flirting
This guy is the fucking Messiah.....follow him and benefit from his wisdom. All hail THE MESSIAH!!!"
Agreed and the way he nailed the punctuation, I'm not convinced he's not a woman in drag ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"as far as the fartings concerned dont you do that anyway?
Of course I don't I'm a lady
Ha ha ha ha, even ladies fart, and from what I can ascertain the quieter they are the worse they are, the lady not the fart .... Ohhhh forget it "
Not me I just burp instead haha ok I don't actually burp. I let rip ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"What would you do if you could have a full day of being the opposite sex
I would be you lol "
Can you be me tomorrow then. The bathroom needs cleaned and all my hair is stuck in the bloody plug hole so you will need to sort that |
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"What would you do if you could have a full day of being the opposite sex
I would be you lol
Can you be me tomorrow then. The bathroom needs cleaned and all my hair is stuck in the bloody plug hole so you will need to sort that "
Sure that should only take an hour so I will still have plenty of time to myself ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"I'd spend all day sending witty and intelligent messages to women ( after I'd read their profiles ) to get no replys ..... While wanking "
Hey do you think your me ? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"What would you do if you could have a full day of being the opposite sex
I would be you lol
Can you be me tomorrow then. The bathroom needs cleaned and all my hair is stuck in the bloody plug hole so you will need to sort that
Sure that should only take an hour so I will still have plenty of time to myself "
You haven't seen how much hair is in the plug hole. You could make a wig out of it ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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"I would play with my man bits all morning then strut around the house scratching my balls, farting and throwing it in the wife's face.
I would go out and whistle at every tidy bit of stuff that walks past. If they don't smile back I will call them a lesbian. Then head to the pub with my mates for a all day session. When I get chucked out the pub I will head to the local Indian for a feast for one. Get home and eat my Indian while watching porn and fall asleep with it on my chest.
Disclaimer; this in no way resembles my husband. Well except the farting and throwing it bit " pmsl |
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over a year ago
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"I don't get this thread at all
It's a simple question. Would you rather be a man or a woman if you were reincarnated
Can I come back as you? "
Mikki, me or both of us? ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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"I don't get this thread at all
It's a simple question. Would you rather be a man or a woman if you were reincarnated
Can I come back as you?
Mikki, me or both of us? "
You silly (no offence Mikki) lol |
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"I don't get this thread at all
It's a simple question. Would you rather be a man or a woman if you were reincarnated
Can I come back as you?
Mikki, me or both of us?
You silly (no offence Mikki) lol"
Just checking ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"I don't get this thread at all
It's a simple question. Would you rather be a man or a woman if you were reincarnated
Can I come back as you?
Mikki, me or both of us?
lol none taken
You silly (no offence Mikki) lol"
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Shhh! Its fine. I told him I'm not marrying him. He's over me now "
I'll still be checking my bed at night for severed horses heads! Oh and my divorce isn't finalised yet so I can't marry you, can we just live in sin? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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Shhh! Its fine. I told him I'm not marrying him. He's over me now
I'll still be checking my bed at night for severed horses heads! Oh and my divorce isn't finalised yet so I can't marry you, can we just live in sin? "
We will need to because I'm married too |
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We will need to because I'm married too"
God it's such a cruel and unjust world! Since you are spoken for I think, as heartbreaking as it is, I will have to continue my search for my ideal woman elsewhere! Heartbroken I am ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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Shhh! Its fine. I told him I'm not marrying him. He's over me now
I'll still be checking my bed at night for severed horses heads! Oh and my divorce isn't finalised yet so I can't marry you, can we just live in sin?
We will need to because I'm married too" seeing as you have been turned down can i take his place ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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You wish you were a Casanova
Noooooo not me, need balls of brass to match some of his antics!"
Don't fancy meeting him if he has brass balls would be a bit sore banging against my......... ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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You wish you were a Casanova
Noooooo not me, need balls of brass to match some of his antics!
Don't fancy meeting him if he has brass balls would be a bit sore banging against my......... "
You madam would make a docker blush!! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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