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Embarrassing Erections

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Shamefully blagged from the lounge but I thought it would be a laugh. So go on gents where's the most embarrassing place your "old boy" has stood to attention?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shamefully blagged from the lounge but I thought it would be a laugh. So go on gents where's the most embarrassing place your "old boy" has stood to attention? "
you tell us first

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

At a friends wedding when wearing a kilt as every true Scotsman should....30 seconds before a group photo was due to be taken!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Picture this:middle of winter,fire alarm goes off in the accomidation block in germany,about 100 squaddies outside in the snow and i crack a boner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Picture this:middle of winter,fire alarm goes off in the accomidation block in germany,about 100 squaddies outside in the snow and i crack a boner

Jeezo that is what I call a frozen cocktail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most places but I'm always proud lol

Geek

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

frozen assets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"frozen assets"
trust me i was roasting(with embaressment)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Outside, naked in the snow with 100 squaddies and you got a boner....DLT what were you thinking about? lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Didn't have mankinis in those days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Outside, naked in the snow with 100 squaddies and you got a boner....DLT what were you thinking about? lol"
wasnt any of that fucking lot before you say anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate to admit this but a funeral, family friend past away and his daughter (who I always had the hots for) was looking rather nice...and she noticed...

, fortunately no one else did and she stood right in front of me to "hide" the issue though it was more of a hindrance at the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Outside, naked in the snow with 100 squaddies and you got a boner....DLT what were you thinking about? lolwasnt any of that fucking lot before you say anything

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Standing in the aisle waiting to get off the bus. The girl just looked and glanced up, so I winked and walked off.

Every day is punctuated with random boners LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I hate to admit this but a funeral, family friend past away and his daughter (who I always had the hots for) was looking rather nice...and she noticed...

, fortunately no one else did and she stood right in front of me to "hide" the issue though it was more of a hindrance at the time"

Ooohhh ffs that's a cracker...a funeral

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I join in with erect nipples? It's always a problem for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooohhh ffs that's a cracker...a funeral

What can I say, women in heels, skirts, stockings and dressed head to toe in black have an effect on me

and no before anyone ask she did not help to make it "disappear" she is and always will be a huge tease who's off limits lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I join in with erect nipples? It's always a problem for me

"
crack on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I join in with erect nipples? It's always a problem for me

crack on

Actually I don't have any interesting stories

I happens every time I don't wear a bra

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I join in with erect nipples? It's always a problem for me

crack on

Actually I don't have any interesting stories

I happens every time I don't wear a bra

"
and how oftens that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I join in with erect nipples? It's always a problem for me

crack on

Actually I don't have any interesting stories

I happens every time I don't wear a bra

and how oftens that?

Well most of the summer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I join in with erect nipples? It's always a problem for me

crack on

Actually I don't have any interesting stories

I happens every time I don't wear a bra

and how oftens that?

Well most of the summer

I actually got an embarrassing boner there just thinking about that. That and a black velvet hooded Cape. Cold shower time I think!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I never notice if my nips are erect,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I join in with erect nipples? It's always a problem for me

crack on

Actually I don't have any interesting stories

I happens every time I don't wear a bra

and how oftens that?

Well most of the summer

I actually got an embarrassing boner there just thinking about that. That and a black velvet hooded Cape. Cold shower time I think!"

Black velvet hooded cape like the Scottish widow woman?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I never notice if my nips are erect,"

You could hang a wet duffel coat with two ginger bottles in the pockets off mine. It's terrible!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I never notice if my nips are erect,

You could hang a wet duffel coat with two ginger bottles in the pockets off mine. It's terrible! "
the bottles empty or full?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I join in with erect nipples? It's always a problem for me

crack on

Actually I don't have any interesting stories

I happens every time I don't wear a bra

and how oftens that?

Well most of the summer

I actually got an embarrassing boner there just thinking about that. That and a black velvet hooded Cape. Cold shower time I think!

Black velvet hooded cape like the Scottish widow woman?"

Aye something like that......sigh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I never notice if my nips are erect,

You could hang a wet duffel coat with two ginger bottles in the pockets off mine. It's terrible! the bottles empty or full?

One half full one near empty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines has got to be waiting in the doctors surgery and it wasn't funny

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By *aintmikeMan over a year ago

glasgow

At funerals

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There seems to be a bit if a funeral fetish going on here! lol lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the confession

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In the confession "

Naw, naw and naw again Captain Jack tell me you're having a laugh? lol lol

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By *aintmikeMan over a year ago

glasgow

"There seems to be a bit if a funeral fetish going on here! lol lol"
,,, I reckon its all the sexy black gear the women wear,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There seems to be a bit if a funeral fetish going on here! lol lol"
bloody necrophilliacs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There seems to be a bit if a funeral fetish going on here! lol lolbloody necrophilliacs

Trust u Mr dlt to come up with that,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bless. Me father. For I have signed it's been 3 months. Since my last ( aw shit were. Did that come from)

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By *awk3y3Man over a year ago

West Lothian

Can't beat the embarrassment factor of the 'making wigwams' look when your sporran rubs you the wrong way.... usually weddings....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bless. Me father. For I have signed it's been 3 months. Since my last ( aw shit were. Did that come from)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bless. Me father. For I have signed it's been 3 months. Since my last ( aw shit were. Did that come from)

Signed?

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By *rsKandMrJCouple over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire ish

LMAO must be more observant in future

K x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bless. Me father. For I have signed it's been 3 months. Since my last ( aw shit were. Did that come from)

Signed?"

Got confused with the dole LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I reckon its all the sexy black gear the women wear,,

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

I don't have one..... But it has been known for me to cause one or two

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't have one..... But it has been known for me to cause one or two

Indeed it has xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got few more going back to the teenage years too, but I'm not going to embarrass myself anymore than I have lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On the bus one stop before you have to get off, and your sitting up the back

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By *hybutnaughtyoneWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

I can't say I have ever noticed if a guy has an errection ......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't say I have ever noticed if a guy has an errection ......"

Mine keeps rubbing off of people on the bus

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By *dinguy83Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

"On the bus one stop before you have to get off, and your sitting up the back

This. So many times

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