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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm in need of one today me thinks.
I love the single guys on here 99% of the time but when you say NO it means fecking NO & no social meet/endless chat on messages will 'talk me into bed'!!!
Anyone else care to join me in the grumpy corner today? I have cake & chocolate  |
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"I'm in need of one today me thinks.
I love the single guys on here 99% of the time but when you say NO it means fecking NO & no social meet/endless chat on messages will 'talk me into bed'!!!
Anyone else care to join me in the grumpy corner today? I have cake & chocolate "
So.... What exactly are you saying then? It doesn't necessarily have to be the bed?    |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in need of one today me thinks.
I love the single guys on here 99% of the time but when you say NO it means fecking NO & no social meet/endless chat on messages will 'talk me into bed'!!!
Anyone else care to join me in the grumpy corner today? I have cake & chocolate
So.... What exactly are you saying then? It doesn't necessarily have to be the bed? "
Good one funny guy  |
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"I'm in need of one today me thinks.
I love the single guys on here 99% of the time but when you say NO it means fecking NO & no social meet/endless chat on messages will 'talk me into bed'!!!
Anyone else care to join me in the grumpy corner today? I have cake & chocolate
So.... What exactly are you saying then? It doesn't necessarily have to be the bed?
Good one funny guy "
Ahh, don't put me on the 'list'..... Short sharp punishment, just slap me instead! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in need of one today me thinks.
I love the single guys on here 99% of the time but when you say NO it means fecking NO & no social meet/endless chat on messages will 'talk me into bed'!!!
Anyone else care to join me in the grumpy corner today? I have cake & chocolate
So.... What exactly are you saying then? It doesn't necessarily have to be the bed?
Good one funny guy
Ahh, don't put me on the 'list'..... Short sharp punishment, just slap me instead! "
What list do you want put on lol? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in need of one today me thinks.
I love the single guys on here 99% of the time but when you say NO it means fecking NO & no social meet/endless chat on messages will 'talk me into bed'!!!
Anyone else care to join me in the grumpy corner today? I have cake & chocolate "
a lady having a rant and ready to go on a suger rush. Where is the fecking exit door???  |
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By *uttyMan
over a year ago
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"My boss is a fuckwit, needle dicked spunk bubble and I have spent the best part of the last 3hrs trying to come up with more and more ingenious ways of seeing him shuffle off this mortal coil. The last one involved 1000 paper cuts and a tank full of ravenous Pirahna! I'm knackered, aching all over and it's Monday why won't the cunt just fuck off and die?? 
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Feeling better lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had my melt down grumpy bitch episode,
Had a soak in the bath now relaxing in my dressing gown feeling good with myself again,
Only one thing wish I could say sorry to the person that received it, but hey ho |
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"I'm in need of one today me thinks.
I love the single guys on here 99% of the time but when you say NO it means fecking NO & no social meet/endless chat on messages will 'talk me into bed'!!!
Anyone else care to join me in the grumpy corner today? I have cake & chocolate
So.... What exactly are you saying then? It doesn't necessarily have to be the bed?
Good one funny guy
Ahh, don't put me on the 'list'..... Short sharp punishment, just slap me instead!
What list do you want put on lol?"
Not the 'right that's it, no talking to them ever again' list anyways..
Happier to be on friends list instead! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in need of one today me thinks.
I love the single guys on here 99% of the time but when you say NO it means fecking NO & no social meet/endless chat on messages will 'talk me into bed'!!!
Anyone else care to join me in the grumpy corner today? I have cake & chocolate "
Sorry i will stop the messaging now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got my rant out earlier at a naughty pussy cat who when I'd finished...tutted and sashayed off!!! The cheek of her!!! That's it for today...back to happy now.
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"Happy girly here just now.
Had my rant the other night when I got called a racist for telling someone I wasn't into black guys  "
I got called homophobic and biphobic cos I won't meet bi/bi curious guys. Couldn't be arsed ranting!!!! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in need of one today me thinks.
I love the single guys on here 99% of the time but when you say NO it means fecking NO & no social meet/endless chat on messages will 'talk me into bed'!!!
Anyone else care to join me in the grumpy corner today? I have cake & chocolate Sorry i will stop the messaging now "
Yes please lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm quite happy but will always have something to rant about lol
Expectations. I hate when you do something and others have some sort of expectation about you. If I know what someone expects of me, it makes me more inclined to do the total opposite or just walk away. When it comes to fab, I do what I want, when I want and however the hell I want lol I will never want and don't want to live up to anyone's expectations other than my own
Lx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My boss is a fuckwit, needle dicked spunk bubble and I have spent the best part of the last 3hrs trying to come up with more and more ingenious ways of seeing him shuffle off this mortal coil. The last one involved 1000 paper cuts and a tank full of ravenous Pirahna! I'm knackered, aching all over and it's Monday why won't the cunt just fuck off and die??
Ffs talk abt stealing someone's post lol, brilliant Mr, made me laugh "
Sorry LMN I thought it was like group therapy and we had just to get our own individual rants off our chest. Didn't mean to hijack the post.
Fab rants? On the whole my time on here has been very enjoyable and I've met some fantastic people, met some on Saturday night in fact. You'll always get people who are pushy, who won't take no for answer it's how you deal with them that matters. If you can stay polite, courteous and civil as they become more increasingly nasty it says more about you than it does about them.
P.S My boss is still a cunt and I'm now imagining him having been smeared in bovril being lowered into a pit full of half starved rabid Rottweilers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My boss is a fuckwit, needle dicked spunk bubble and I have spent the best part of the last 3hrs trying to come up with more and more ingenious ways of seeing him shuffle off this mortal coil. The last one involved 1000 paper cuts and a tank full of ravenous Pirahna! I'm knackered, aching all over and it's Monday why won't the cunt just fuck off and die??
Ffs talk abt stealing someone's post lol, brilliant Mr, made me laugh
Sorry LMN I thought it was like group therapy and we had just to get our own individual rants off our chest. Didn't mean to hijack the post.
Fab rants? On the whole my time on here has been very enjoyable and I've met some fantastic people, met some on Saturday night in fact. You'll always get people who are pushy, who won't take no for answer it's how you deal with them that matters. If you can stay polite, courteous and civil as they become more increasingly nasty it says more about you than it does about them.
P.S My boss is still a cunt and I'm now imagining him having been smeared in bovril being lowered into a pit full of half starved rabid Rottweilers"
Your always welcome on my posts lol. Send your boss my way today because I'm honestly the most anti-social crabbit if looks could kill moods today x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My boss is a fuckwit, needle dicked spunk bubble and I have spent the best part of the last 3hrs trying to come up with more and more ingenious ways of seeing him shuffle off this mortal coil. The last one involved 1000 paper cuts and a tank full of ravenous Pirahna! I'm knackered, aching all over and it's Monday why won't the cunt just fuck off and die??
Ffs talk abt stealing someone's post lol, brilliant Mr, made me laugh
Sorry LMN I thought it was like group therapy and we had just to get our own individual rants off our chest. Didn't mean to hijack the post.
Fab rants? On the whole my time on here has been very enjoyable and I've met some fantastic people, met some on Saturday night in fact. You'll always get people who are pushy, who won't take no for answer it's how you deal with them that matters. If you can stay polite, courteous and civil as they become more increasingly nasty it says more about you than it does about them.
P.S My boss is still a cunt and I'm now imagining him having been smeared in bovril being lowered into a pit full of half starved rabid Rottweilers
Your always welcome on my posts lol. Send your boss my way today because I'm honestly the most anti-social crabbit if looks could kill moods today x"
It would have to be slow, very painful and hideous to see, think you could manage? If so the prick is getting bound, gagged, thrown in the back if a van and delivered to your door lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My boss is a fuckwit, needle dicked spunk bubble and I have spent the best part of the last 3hrs trying to come up with more and more ingenious ways of seeing him shuffle off this mortal coil. The last one involved 1000 paper cuts and a tank full of ravenous Pirahna! I'm knackered, aching all over and it's Monday why won't the cunt just fuck off and die??
Ffs talk abt stealing someone's post lol, brilliant Mr, made me laugh
Sorry LMN I thought it was like group therapy and we had just to get our own individual rants off our chest. Didn't mean to hijack the post.
Fab rants? On the whole my time on here has been very enjoyable and I've met some fantastic people, met some on Saturday night in fact. You'll always get people who are pushy, who won't take no for answer it's how you deal with them that matters. If you can stay polite, courteous and civil as they become more increasingly nasty it says more about you than it does about them.
P.S My boss is still a cunt and I'm now imagining him having been smeared in bovril being lowered into a pit full of half starved rabid Rottweilers
Your always welcome on my posts lol. Send your boss my way today because I'm honestly the most anti-social crabbit if looks could kill moods today x
It would have to be slow, very painful and hideous to see, think you could manage? If so the prick is getting bound, gagged, thrown in the back if a van and delivered to your door lol"
Absolutely lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in need of one today me thinks.
I love the single guys on here 99% of the time but when you say NO it means fecking NO & no social meet/endless chat on messages will 'talk me into bed'!!!
Anyone else care to join me in the grumpy corner today? I have cake & chocolate
a lady having a rant and ready to go on a suger rush. Where is the fecking exit door??? "
They are all locked haha  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in need of one today me thinks.
I love the single guys on here 99% of the time but when you say NO it means fecking NO & no social meet/endless chat on messages will 'talk me into bed'!!!
Anyone else care to join me in the grumpy corner today? I have cake & chocolate
So.... What exactly are you saying then? It doesn't necessarily have to be the bed?
Good one funny guy
Ahh, don't put me on the 'list'..... Short sharp punishment, just slap me instead!
What list do you want put on lol?
Not the 'right that's it, no talking to them ever again' list anyways..
Happier to be on friends list instead! "
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
Cake and chocolate... yes please.
Todays rant is people making judgments about my relationship.
Yes I have a boyfriend, yes he knows I am on fab - he's my back-up buddy, yes I have permission to meet. He's not into this, and knows I am. He's happy and it works for us. That does not give you the right to say my sex life with him is obviously shit before I need more... and nor is he a cuck or less of a man for "not being enough"
He is enough for all I want in a relationship, but sexually I do not want to be a one man woman - I want other men, couples and women, and as long as he is happy with that, its nothing to do with you!
Any chance of a coffee with the cake?
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"My boss is a fuckwit, needle dicked spunk bubble and I have spent the best part of the last 3hrs trying to come up with more and more ingenious ways of seeing him shuffle off this mortal coil. The last one involved 1000 paper cuts and a tank full of ravenous Pirahna! I'm knackered, aching all over and it's Monday why won't the cunt just fuck off and die??
Ffs talk abt stealing someone's post lol, brilliant Mr, made me laugh
Sorry LMN I thought it was like group therapy and we had just to get our own individual rants off our chest. Didn't mean to hijack the post.
Fab rants? On the whole my time on here has been very enjoyable and I've met some fantastic people, met some on Saturday night in fact. You'll always get people who are pushy, who won't take no for answer it's how you deal with them that matters. If you can stay polite, courteous and civil as they become more increasingly nasty it says more about you than it does about them.
P.S My boss is still a cunt and I'm now imagining him having been smeared in bovril being lowered into a pit full of half starved rabid Rottweilers"
Rottweilers are more likely to lick him to death, I know that's what my lad would do lol!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My boss is a fuckwit, needle dicked spunk bubble and I have spent the best part of the last 3hrs trying to come up with more and more ingenious ways of seeing him shuffle off this mortal coil. The last one involved 1000 paper cuts and a tank full of ravenous Pirahna! I'm knackered, aching all over and it's Monday why won't the cunt just fuck off and die??
Ffs talk abt stealing someone's post lol, brilliant Mr, made me laugh
Sorry LMN I thought it was like group therapy and we had just to get our own individual rants off our chest. Didn't mean to hijack the post.
Fab rants? On the whole my time on here has been very enjoyable and I've met some fantastic people, met some on Saturday night in fact. You'll always get people who are pushy, who won't take no for answer it's how you deal with them that matters. If you can stay polite, courteous and civil as they become more increasingly nasty it says more about you than it does about them.
P.S My boss is still a cunt and I'm now imagining him having been smeared in bovril being lowered into a pit full of half starved rabid Rottweilers
Rottweilers are more likely to lick him to death, I know that's what my lad would do lol!!"
Damn that one had taken me ages to come up with as well! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cake and chocolate... yes please.
Todays rant is people making judgments about my relationship.
Yes I have a boyfriend, yes he knows I am on fab - he's my back-up buddy, yes I have permission to meet. He's not into this, and knows I am. He's happy and it works for us. That does not give you the right to say my sex life with him is obviously shit before I need more... and nor is he a cuck or less of a man for "not being enough"
He is enough for all I want in a relationship, but sexually I do not want to be a one man woman - I want other men, couples and women, and as long as he is happy with that, its nothing to do with you!
Any chance of a coffee with the cake?
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large coffee & lots of chocolate cake coming your way hunni xx |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"Cake and chocolate... yes please.
Todays rant is people making judgments about my relationship.
Yes I have a boyfriend, yes he knows I am on fab - he's my back-up buddy, yes I have permission to meet. He's not into this, and knows I am. He's happy and it works for us. That does not give you the right to say my sex life with him is obviously shit before I need more... and nor is he a cuck or less of a man for "not being enough"
He is enough for all I want in a relationship, but sexually I do not want to be a one man woman - I want other men, couples and women, and as long as he is happy with that, its nothing to do with you!
Any chance of a coffee with the cake?
large coffee & lots of chocolate cake coming your way hunni xx"
Bless you LMN, you're a sweetheart |
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By (user no longer on site)
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People saying that you can't be happily married and swingers, as there's not enough trust in the world for it,
Martin and I are very happily married I get on his nerves and he gets on mine,
He can normally calm me down when I get hacked off with someone, unless that person let's me down big time,
This works for us and we trust each other |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"People saying that you can't be happily married and swingers, as there's not enough trust in the world for it,
Martin and I are very happily married I get on his nerves and he gets on mine,
He can normally calm me down when I get hacked off with someone, unless that person let's me down big time,
This works for us and we trust each other "
Aww ignore the eejits hunni, your a lovely woman with a great hubby so feck what everyone else thinks xx |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"People saying that you can't be happily married and swingers, as there's not enough trust in the world for it,
Martin and I are very happily married I get on his nerves and he gets on mine,
He can normally calm me down when I get hacked off with someone, unless that person let's me down big time,
This works for us and we trust each other
Aww ignore the eejits hunni, your a lovely woman with a great hubby so feck what everyone else thinks xx"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Llf, I have a fantastic hubby and a great playmate for through the week
Just as well I work in a bakers cause I can have my cake and eat it, "
Enough Mrs lol, don't make us all jealous. Although I must admit I'm in such a good wee mood now after a lovely man cheered me up x |
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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago
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I had my rant last night xx feel much better today xx
Although one thing that gets on my diddies is the old random "fancy a meet" message!! READ MY PROFILE YOU HALF WIT xx you'll see I don't |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had my rant last night xx feel much better today xx
Although one thing that gets on my diddies is the old random "fancy a meet" message!! READ MY PROFILE YOU HALF WIT xx you'll see I don't "
Lol brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pig farm
about half a dozen pigs + 1 body + overnight = problem gone...
its why they tell you never to piss off a pig farmer"
This woman is definitely on my wave length! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pig farm
about half a dozen pigs + 1 body + overnight = problem gone...
its why they tell you never to piss off a pig farmer
This woman is definitely on my wave length!"
Defo a plan |
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