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over a year ago
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"That I want to be gangbanged by the wiggles ....?
Kirsty
xxx xxx
whos the wiggles?
is that the new name for piles  xx"
I thought wiggles were crisps or something to do with a big arse wiggling away..is it a boy band 
Anyway Kirsty go for it,you only wiggle once. |
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Unless they have been selling out Stadiums for the past 40 years
Or play really heavy metal then I aint heard of them.
But if thats your fantasy then go for it.
Still wanna go at Girls Aloud as long as they shut the fuck up as what they do is not music. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I may never get to sample the pleasures of the Wiggles treating me like a slut .....
So I have decided I may need to set my sights lower ....
I will settle for a Spit Roast between the Chuckle Brothers.
Kirsty
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I'm sure there was an artical in one of the tabloids that the Krankies were swingers and Janette was a bit of a raver and was taking it from guys back stage while he watched.
Or was that just a nightmare I had??? |
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"I'm sure there was an artical in one of the tabloids that the Krankies were swingers and Janette was a bit of a raver and was taking it from guys back stage while he watched.
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mabye thats what made her take 'the plunge' from the stage a few years back... |
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"I'm sure there was an artical in one of the tabloids that the Krankies were swingers and Janette was a bit of a raver and was taking it from guys back stage while he watched.
mabye thats what made her take 'the plunge' from the stage a few years back..."
Found this in the independent from 2004
Devoted, then, but always faithful? No, not always faithful. There's a chapter in their book that would have been titled "The Truth About Our Curious Marriage" if they hadn't decided to call it "Ding-Dong" instead. I refer to it, naturally. "Ah, our dutty thutties," they chorus, and which I deduce means "dirty thirties" in non-Glasgow-speak. Yes, I say. Your dutty thutties. Tell me about your dutty thutties. They do.
Janette: "We were on tour with a show called the Palm Beach Review..."
Ian: "And there was this spesh act, a magician called Eric Zee who had a real leopard..."
Janette: "He also had a leopard tamer called Rocky and an assistant called Angie who always wore glittery things..."
Ian: "And everybody was jumping into bed with everyone else..."
Janette: "And I don't know what came over us, but he ended up going with Angie and I ended up with Rocky..."
Me: "Blimey. Did he make you jump though a hoop? Did he try to put his head in your mouth?"
Janette: "Noooo. Tell her, Ian, how I caught you out."
Ian: "She said to me, 'I know you've been with Angie. You've got glitter on your balls...'"
Janette: "And he said to me, 'I know you've been with Rocky. You smell of leopard's piss.'"
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whos the wiggles?
xx
Guess you just ain't down with the kids dear ....
They're a real hot potato, hot potato ....
Kirsty
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oh dear.....you don't wanna go getting shagged by any hot potatoes......you'd get burned |
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