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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports
car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug
through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does
it look like?' she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on
it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it
and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back
saying, 'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A blonde and a brunette are walking along the street.
The brunette turns to the blonde and says, "My husband had really bad dandruff, so I gave him head and shoulders."
The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"
Kirsty
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