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I have noticed we all start threads about one thing and they turn into a thread about something else so I thought I would see what a thread about nothing would turn into  Plus am bored  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't believe how much it's raining. It's like winter 
Its Scottish summer the rain just comes down at a different angle  "
And I'm wearing flip flops instead of wellies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im Florence nightingale glitter fairy & still a wee sick person & staying in on a saturday night doing nothing
Well just get a move on and get better Mrs lol xx  "
have you got a stethoscope we could play drs & nurses  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im Florence nightingale glitter fairy & still a wee sick person & staying in on a saturday night doing nothing
Well just get a move on and get better Mrs lol xx
have you got a stethoscope we could play drs & nurses "
I am sure I already offered that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't believe how much it's raining. It's like winter
Its Scottish summer the rain just comes down at a different angle
And I'm wearing flip flops instead of wellies "
Hope you have the bikini on too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't believe how much it's raining. It's like winter
Its Scottish summer the rain just comes down at a different angle
And I'm wearing flip flops instead of wellies "
I'm just in after standing out in the pushing rain in a pair of Bermuda shorts, Hawaian shirt and sun glasses....cos that's just how I roll  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I'm bored I bake or make jewellery.... mmmm cake,muffins are cakes,muffins with cherries on look like....
BOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEES "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im Florence nightingale glitter fairy & still a wee sick person & staying in on a saturday night doing nothing
Would a bottle of wine help? I can put on my delivery driver's hat lol"
oh yes please bring lucozade tho remember the hat |
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"Im Florence nightingale glitter fairy & still a wee sick person & staying in on a saturday night doing nothing
Would a bottle of wine help? I can put on my delivery driver's hat lol
oh yes please bring lucozade tho remember the hat "
White, red or rose? Any particular flavour of Lucozade?
Will get my hat on especially for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im Florence nightingale glitter fairy & still a wee sick person & staying in on a saturday night doing nothing
Would a bottle of wine help? I can put on my delivery driver's hat lol
oh yes please bring lucozade tho remember the hat
White, red or rose? Any particular flavour of Lucozade?
Will get my hat on especially for you."
suprise me
You know the chorus you can leave your hat on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im Florence nightingale glitter fairy & still a wee sick person & staying in on a saturday night doing nothing
Well just get a move on and get better Mrs lol xx
have you got a stethoscope we could play drs & nurses
I am sure I already offered that Just found a surgeons costume if that helps "
oh yes what department do you specialise in   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im Florence nightingale glitter fairy & still a wee sick person & staying in on a saturday night doing nothing
Well just get a move on and get better Mrs lol xx
have you got a stethoscope we could play drs & nurses
I am sure I already offered that Just found a surgeons costume if that helps
oh yes what department do you specialise in
Gynaecology now would you mind stripping off and spreading your legs please  "
oh I will mail you the answer to that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im Florence nightingale glitter fairy & still a wee sick person & staying in on a saturday night doing nothing
Well just get a move on and get better Mrs lol xx
have you got a stethoscope we could play drs & nurses
I am sure I already offered that Just found a surgeons costume if that helps
oh yes what department do you specialise in
Gynaecology now would you mind stripping off and spreading your legs please
oh I will mail you the answer to that "
Its for a medical examination am a professional you know |
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"Im Florence nightingale glitter fairy & still a wee sick person & staying in on a saturday night doing nothing
Would a bottle of wine help? I can put on my delivery driver's hat lol
oh yes please bring lucozade tho remember the hat "
I forgot that you are in Paisley so will bring you over a bottle of Buckfast lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Snorkelling in a bath of custard whilst listening to the 1812 Overture and fantasising about Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music now....just in case anyone is interested |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im Florence nightingale glitter fairy & still a wee sick person & staying in on a saturday night doing nothing
Would a bottle of wine help? I can put on my delivery driver's hat lol
oh yes please bring lucozade tho remember the hat
I forgot that you are in Paisley so will bring you over a bottle of Buckfast lol."
you know the saying buckfast makes you f##k fast |
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"Im Florence nightingale glitter fairy & still a wee sick person & staying in on a saturday night doing nothing
Would a bottle of wine help? I can put on my delivery driver's hat lol
oh yes please bring lucozade tho remember the hat
I forgot that you are in Paisley so will bring you over a bottle of Buckfast lol.
you know the saying buckfast makes you f##k fast "
It's the caffeine that's in it. That's why all the local neds are "buzzin" lol
How many bottles do you want as I will need to go out and start confiscating them off the local weans, lol |
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"Teens gone up in the world around here its gaffs they've got no street drinking for them "
Oh no, will need to get to Asda to get you some Buckie and Lucozade. Just as well it's a 24 hour one close to you, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I watch. Porn and. Perv the neighbours 
wish I was your neighbour 
You perv the neighbours while I get to Asda for your bevvie. Will put my hat in the car and wear it while making the delivery "
yes please |
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"I watch. Porn and. Perv the neighbours
wish I was your neighbour
You perv the neighbours while I get to Asda for your bevvie. Will put my hat in the car and wear it while making the delivery
yes please "
Then you better send me the address as don't have all night knocking on doors in Paisley while wearing my hat saying "nothing to worry about, madam, but are you perving your neighbours"? lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im Florence nightingale glitter fairy & still a wee sick person & staying in on a saturday night doing nothing
Well just get a move on and get better Mrs lol xx
have you got a stethoscope we could play drs & nurses
I am sure I already offered that Just found a surgeons costume if that helps
oh yes what department do you specialise in
Gynaecology now would you mind stripping off and spreading your legs please
oh I will mail you the answer to that "
Still waiting on that mail |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im Florence nightingale glitter fairy & still a wee sick person & staying in on a saturday night doing nothing
Well just get a move on and get better Mrs lol xx
have you got a stethoscope we could play drs & nurses
I am sure I already offered that Just found a surgeons costume if that helps
oh yes what department do you specialise in
Gynaecology now would you mind stripping off and spreading your legs please
oh I will mail you the answer to that
Still waiting on that mail "
I did lol |
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"Im Florence nightingale glitter fairy & still a wee sick person & staying in on a saturday night doing nothing
Well just get a move on and get better Mrs lol xx
have you got a stethoscope we could play drs & nurses
I am sure I already offered that Just found a surgeons costume if that helps
oh yes what department do you specialise in
Gynaecology now would you mind stripping off and spreading your legs please
oh I will mail you the answer to that
Still waiting on that mail
I did lol "
What did you do? Send the email or spread your legs. maybe both!!
You better hurry up as Asda stops selling alcohol at 10pm if you want a bottle of Buckie, lol |
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