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"Roll over, there's more to comebe a sweeite and make breakfast two eggs unfertilised please
You'll need to work for that treat womanleave the door open on your way out I'm expecting a fem friend MMmmm "
In that case I'm staying, you're no big enough out and keep me away from that pleasure |
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"Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?
Orange juice so my mouth is nice and cold...... Why is your hubby still gagged and tied to the chair? "
For snoring to loud |
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"Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?
Orange juice so my mouth is nice and cold......
Good choice as I just happen to have a litre bottle in my hand "
want to share? |
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"Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?
Orange juice so my mouth is nice and cold......
Good choice as I just happen to have a litre bottle in my hand
want to share? " didn't we just share last night? |
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"Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?
Orange juice so my mouth is nice and cold......
Good choice as I just happen to have a litre bottle in my hand
want to share? "
Would love to share!! I'll go and get another glass |
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"Where is your wing man?
Sneaking up behind you with a surprise for youOh there you are did you manage to get hard again?
At least it was an againyeah took while but got there in the end "
But the bonus was how long it lasted before it went away mwahaha |
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"Where is your wing man?
Sneaking up behind you with a surprise for youOh there you are did you manage to get hard again?
At least it was an againyeah took while but got there in the end
But the bonus was how long it lasted before it went away mwahaha " yeah i guess six mins instead of the usual five is a bonus |
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"Where is your wing man?
Sneaking up behind you with a surprise for youOh there you are did you manage to get hard again?
At least it was an againyeah took while but got there in the end
But the bonus was how long it lasted before it went away mwahaha yeah i guess six mins instead of the usual five is a bonus "
You weren't complaining at the time, quite the opposite actually |
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"Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?
Orange juice so my mouth is nice and cold......
Good choice as I just happen to have a litre bottle in my hand
What to put your teeth in?
want to share?
Would love to share!! I'll go and get another glass "
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"I'll name the baby after you..haha
Where did robin go? to have a bi moment with batman
You cheered me up with that last post.....lol fancy joining them? "
Miss D next to me...I must have died and gone to heaven. |
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"I'll name the baby after you..haha
Where did robin go? to have a bi moment with batman
You cheered me up with that last post.....lol fancy joining them?
Miss D next to me...I must have died and gone to heaven. " wakey wakey your dreaming again lol |
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Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes |
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"Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes " christ your cumming already shhhhhhhh youl wake the neighbours |
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"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them? "
Love that picture on the chest of drawers "is that your sister?" No they reply " that was me before my sex change " ?? |
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"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them?
Love that picture on the chest of drawers "is that your sister?" No they reply " that was me before my sex change " ??" ??!!! |
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"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them?
Love that picture on the chest of drawers "is that your sister?" No they reply " that was me before my sex change " ??" I know how you loved that big lumber jack look |
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"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them?
Love that picture on the chest of drawers "is that your sister?" No they reply " that was me before my sex change " ??I know how you loved that big lumber jack look "
Pmsl ?? |
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"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them?
Love that picture on the chest of drawers "is that your sister?" No they reply " that was me before my sex change " ??I know how you loved that big lumber jack look
Pmsl ??" lumber jack before becoming jac |
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"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them?
Love that picture on the chest of drawers "is that your sister?" No they reply " that was me before my sex change " ????!!!"
Shud have said "brother" not sister
Its an old joke lol |
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"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them?
Love that picture on the chest of drawers "is that your sister?" No they reply " that was me before my sex change " ????!!!
Shud have said "brother" not sister
Its an old joke lol " yes i got it lol |
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aw damn. that's what happened to my accomplice Diego. he was supposed to loot the place of valuables while I kept you busy. thought he made it out when the plan went sour. damn. now ill have to tell his wife. :,-( |
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