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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them?

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Wanna go again?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Wanna go again? "
your brother was better invite him for a 3sm next time

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Wanna go again? your brother was better invite him for a 3sm next time "

Cheeky cow!

You can bugger off now

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Wanna go again? your brother was better invite him for a 3sm next time

Cheeky cow!

You can bugger off now "

Awww sweetie whatever happend to an open marriage between us?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roll over, there's more to come

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Roll over, there's more to come"
be a sweeite and make breakfast two eggs unfertilised please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roll over, there's more to comebe a sweeite and make breakfast two eggs unfertilised please "

You'll need to work for that treat woman

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Roll over, there's more to comebe a sweeite and make breakfast two eggs unfertilised please

You'll need to work for that treat woman"

leave the door open on your way out I'm expecting a fem friend MMmmm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roll over, there's more to comebe a sweeite and make breakfast two eggs unfertilised please

You'll need to work for that treat womanleave the door open on your way out I'm expecting a fem friend MMmmm "

In that case I'm staying, you're no big enough out and keep me away from that pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ff's never drinking. Stella again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ff's never drinking. Stella again "

Get those sticky chicken balls off my pillow you!!!!!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Ff's never drinking. Stella again

Get those sticky chicken balls off my pillow you!!!!!! "

mmmm jinty haven't I been lucky girl

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By *ikerbob1957Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?

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"Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?"

Orange juice so my mouth is nice and cold......

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?

Orange juice so my mouth is nice and cold...... "

Why is your hubby still gagged and tied to the chair?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?

Orange juice so my mouth is nice and cold...... Why is your hubby still gagged and tied to the chair? "

For snoring to loud

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How did we manage to find a room in Glasgow with the commonwealth games going on?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How did we manage to find a room in Glasgow with the commonwealth games going on? "

I paid the manager in kind with your help, don't you remember

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By *ikerbob1957Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?

Orange juice so my mouth is nice and cold...... "

Good choice as I just happen to have a litre bottle in my hand

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?

Orange juice so my mouth is nice and cold......

Good choice as I just happen to have a litre bottle in my hand "

want to share?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?

Orange juice so my mouth is nice and cold......

Good choice as I just happen to have a litre bottle in my hand

want to share? "

didn't we just share last night?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

WoW you sure are Dynamite x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"WoW you sure are Dynamite x "

Get me to the church on time!!!!! x

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By *eerobCouple  over a year ago

solihull

Daaaaaaaad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good question

Jaqs. I'd say

"dude want pumped?"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Damomaaaaaaad"
mom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was it good for me.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Was it good for me."
you made all the right noises oh no wait that was farts and snoring lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was being to much of a gentleman to tell you all that noise was you, in your d*unken state. Jim

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I was being to much of a gentleman to tell you all that noise was you, in your d*unken state. Jim"
oh well wanna make up for it now?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Happy to go another round or two with you anytime sexy lady. Jim

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 19/07/14 12:24:38]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good question

Jaqs. I'd say

"dude want pumped?""

Lol that's my kind of girl lol no fucking about here haha

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Good question

Jaqs. I'd say

"dude want pumped?"

Lol that's my kind of girl lol no fucking about here haha "

bend over then strap in at the ready

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Again???????

Oh ok

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Again???????

Oh ok "

you loved it so much last night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good question

Jaqs. I'd say

"dude want pumped?"

Lol that's my kind of girl lol no fucking about here haha bend over then strap in at the ready "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry do I know you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You do know that alcohol diminishes your perception of size....I'm actually hung like a fecking donkey!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"You do know that alcohol diminishes your perception of size....I'm actually hung like a fecking donkey! "
Aye and I'm the Virginia Mary

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You do know that alcohol diminishes your perception of size....I'm actually hung like a fecking donkey! Aye and I'm the Virginia Mary "

Blasphemer!!

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Get out of missd's bed!!

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By *ikerbob1957Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?

Orange juice so my mouth is nice and cold......

Good choice as I just happen to have a litre bottle in my hand

want to share? "

Would love to share!! I'll go and get another glass

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Get out of missd's bed!! "
Why are we gonna shag on the floor now?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get out of missd's bed!! Why are we gonna shag on the floor now? "

And everywhere else I can drag you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello hun, it's 5pm somewhere in the world cxxx

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By *ikchattyfellahMan  over a year ago

Greenock


"Hello hun, it's 5pm somewhere in the world cxxx"

You're above me so I'd say to you 'well, what you waiting for?'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did we???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My vodka

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get out of missd's bed!! Why are we gonna shag on the floor now? "

Only if that's what floats yer boat

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Get out of missd's bed!! Why are we gonna shag on the floor now?

Only if that's what floats yer boat "

I'm a martini girl

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By *hybutnaughtyoneWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Where is your wing man?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Where is your wing man? "
next door getting ready for round 5

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where is your wing man? "

Sneaking up behind you with a surprise for you

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Where is your wing man?

Sneaking up behind you with a surprise for you"

Oh there you are did you manage to get hard again?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where is your wing man? "

Who told you about a wingman?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where is your wing man?

Sneaking up behind you with a surprise for youOh there you are did you manage to get hard again? "

At least it was an again

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Where is your wing man?

Sneaking up behind you with a surprise for youOh there you are did you manage to get hard again?

At least it was an again"

yeah took while but got there in the end

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where is your wing man?

Sneaking up behind you with a surprise for youOh there you are did you manage to get hard again?

At least it was an againyeah took while but got there in the end "

But the bonus was how long it lasted before it went away mwahaha

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Where is your wing man?

Sneaking up behind you with a surprise for youOh there you are did you manage to get hard again?

At least it was an againyeah took while but got there in the end

But the bonus was how long it lasted before it went away mwahaha "

yeah i guess six mins instead of the usual five is a bonus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where is your wing man?

Sneaking up behind you with a surprise for youOh there you are did you manage to get hard again?

At least it was an againyeah took while but got there in the end

But the bonus was how long it lasted before it went away mwahaha yeah i guess six mins instead of the usual five is a bonus "

You weren't complaining at the time, quite the opposite actually

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

I'll name the baby after you..

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I'll name the baby after you.."
Wtf it's a miracle lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It sure as hell would be

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll name the baby after you.."
haha

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By *hybutnaughtyoneWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'll name the baby after you..haha "

Where did robin go?

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By *ucyfur77Woman  over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them? "

Be a dear and get us a bacon roll and a cup of tea!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I'll name the baby after you..haha

Where did robin go? "

to have a bi moment with batman

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By *hybutnaughtyoneWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'll name the baby after you..haha

Where did robin go? to have a bi moment with batman "

You cheered me up with that last post.....lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I'll name the baby after you..haha

Where did robin go? to have a bi moment with batman

You cheered me up with that last post.....lol "

fancy joining them?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning, , would you like tea, coffee or orange juice before we start again?

Orange juice so my mouth is nice and cold......

Good choice as I just happen to have a litre bottle in my hand

What to put your teeth in?

want to share?

Would love to share!! I'll go and get another glass "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll name the baby after you..haha

Where did robin go? to have a bi moment with batman

You cheered me up with that last post.....lol fancy joining them? "

Miss D next to me...I must have died and gone to heaven.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I'll name the baby after you..haha

Where did robin go? to have a bi moment with batman

You cheered me up with that last post.....lol fancy joining them?

Miss D next to me...I must have died and gone to heaven. "

wakey wakey your dreaming again lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello. Sexy

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Hello. Sexy "
Mmmmmm hello handsome can we go for round 6 now ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes "
christ your cumming already shhhhhhhh youl wake the neighbours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them? "

Love that picture on the chest of drawers "is that your sister?" No they reply " that was me before my sex change " ??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah "
awwwww contentment now come cuddle in to my boosoms for pillows

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them?

Love that picture on the chest of drawers "is that your sister?" No they reply " that was me before my sex change " ??"

??!!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them?

Love that picture on the chest of drawers "is that your sister?" No they reply " that was me before my sex change " ??"

I know how you loved that big lumber jack look

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them?

Love that picture on the chest of drawers "is that your sister?" No they reply " that was me before my sex change " ??I know how you loved that big lumber jack look "

Pmsl ??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them?

Love that picture on the chest of drawers "is that your sister?" No they reply " that was me before my sex change " ??I know how you loved that big lumber jack look

Pmsl ??"

lumber jack before becoming jac

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them? "

You again WoW

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them?

Love that picture on the chest of drawers "is that your sister?" No they reply " that was me before my sex change " ????!!!"

Shud have said "brother" not sister

Its an old joke lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"You wake up after the night before and the person above is lying beside you what's the first thing you say to them?

Love that picture on the chest of drawers "is that your sister?" No they reply " that was me before my sex change " ????!!!

Shud have said "brother" not sister

Its an old joke lol "

yes i got it lol

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By *ootlover456Man  over a year ago

Paisley

good morning. um would you please undo these handcuffs now

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"good morning. um would you please undo these handcuffs now "
Ok but in future when you try to dom me.. Just remember who's boss

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By *eatherWoman  over a year ago

glasgow

Jacs where did he go did u remember to take the handcuffs of

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By *eatherWoman  over a year ago

glasgow

Jacs where did he go did u remember to take the handcuffs of

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Jacs where did he go did u remember to take the handcuffs of "
Awwww shit who sthe skeleton on my bed ?

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By *ootlover456Man  over a year ago

Paisley

aw damn. that's what happened to my accomplice Diego. he was supposed to loot the place of valuables while I kept you busy. thought he made it out when the plan went sour. damn. now ill have to tell his wife. :,-(

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"sorry man but like Erm I've gave you the clap"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""sorry man but like Erm I've gave you the clap""

so fucking funny!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""sorry man but like Erm I've gave you the clap""

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By *tarbeckCouple  over a year ago

york


""sorry man but like Erm I've gave you the clap" "
where did you come from ?

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By *ootlover456Man  over a year ago

Paisley

im afraid Fi's clap is spreading I do apologise

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"im afraid Fi's clap is spreading I do apologise"
listen matey if you expect a round of applause from me the same as fi your not on ...that is the clap you ment right ?

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