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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was once on a works night out with a colleague when a guy was hitting on her. He said " you've got come to bed eyes!" And quick as a flash she replied " yeah! And you've got been to bed hair". Brilliant! |
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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago
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"A guy walked upto me in a bar with his right hand in his pocket and said if you can guess what ive got in my hand you can have it .... I said if it only fits in one hand you can f*****g keep it  "
lmfao classic..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy walked upto me in a bar with his right hand in his pocket and said if you can guess what ive got in my hand you can have it .... I said if it only fits in one hand you can f*****g keep it
lmfao classic.. "
And off he went to the burn ward  |
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"A guy walked upto me in a bar with his right hand in his pocket and said if you can guess what ive got in my hand you can have it .... I said if it only fits in one hand you can f*****g keep it
lmfao classic..
And off he went to the burn ward "
feel the friction burrrnnn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are your feet sore? You been running through my mind all night long babe!
Your mates sucks cock like hetty hoover, do you suck like a dyson?.. id hope not! Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you shag on the first date or we going to McDonalds twice.
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Id take you to KFC on our first date, but I don't know If I can handle to greasy buckets in one night!
Neither have ever worked for me, I aint got a clue why! |
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