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"I've got a sore lower back and bum what should i do???? " run a wee bit of heat cream in it , change sex positions regularly and always wipe front to back x | |||
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"I have this wee pal on here who is always moaning at me telling me he wants me to download his baby. " Sophia we have spoke about this all you need to do is lye your phone on her back and let my phone pump it .. I will pay and look after it .. Change it's battery .. And that . And I don't want a Japanese one lol, ps get the kettle boiled for me finishing work tomorrow | |||
"I have this wee pal on here who is always moaning at me telling me he wants me to download his baby. Sophia we have spoke about this all you need to do is lye your phone on her back and let my phone pump it .. I will pay and look after it .. Change it's battery .. And that . And I don't want a Japanese one lol, ps get the kettle boiled for me finishing work tomorrow " My phone is a.... virgin pmsl | |||
"I have this wee pal on here who is always moaning at me telling me he wants me to download his baby. Sophia we have spoke about this all you need to do is lye your phone on her back and let my phone pump it .. I will pay and look after it .. Change it's battery .. And that . And I don't want a Japanese one lol, ps get the kettle boiled for me finishing work tomorrow My phone is a.... virgin pmsl" lol , my phones is like me shooting blanks lol | |||
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"Yeah yeah ....I bet you say that to all the androids on here lol" lol there's a few androids on here lol , and I ain't joking there's always some one piping up | |||
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"My vagina is so throbbing people mistake it for a air balloon can you help me? " yeah this is a very easy one vagisel you get it in Morrisons slap it on twice a day or use natural yogurt it's commonly known as thrush lol xx | |||
"My vagina is so throbbing people mistake it for a air balloon can you help me? " id offer to help with a soothing tongue | |||
"My vagina is so throbbing people mistake it for a air balloon can you help me? id offer to help with a soothing tongue " oh wouldn't recommend that mate vagasil doesn't taste good | |||
"My vagina is so throbbing people mistake it for a air balloon can you help me? " I suggest you take them up in groups for a ride and point out the lovely view | |||
"My vagina is so throbbing people mistake it for a air balloon can you help me? yeah this is a very easy one vagisel you get it in Morrisons slap it on twice a day or use natural yogurt it's commonly known as thrush lol xx " | |||
"My vagina is so throbbing people mistake it for a air balloon can you help me? yeah this is a very easy one vagisel you get it in Morrisons slap it on twice a day or use natural yogurt it's commonly known as thrush lol xx " Just don't get mixed that up with deep heat now that would definitely tingle lol | |||
"My vagina is so throbbing people mistake it for a air balloon can you help me? yeah this is a very easy one vagisel you get it in Morrisons slap it on twice a day or use natural yogurt it's commonly known as thrush lol xx you must have a strong pain freehold lol because that would not tingle Just don't get mixed that up with deep heat now that would definitely tingle lol " | |||
"I have this wee pal on here who is always moaning at me telling me he wants me to download his baby. Sophia we have spoke about this all you need to do is lye your phone on her back and let my phone pump it .. I will pay and look after it .. Change it's battery .. And that . And I don't want a Japanese one lol, ps get the kettle boiled for me finishing work tomorrow My phone is a.... virgin pmsl" I promise to be gentle with my Big Black Berry | |||
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"Well mines an orange so dont squeeze to hard " A juicy orange? | |||