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over a year ago
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Right for all you sinners out there come and confess your worst sin to father dlt,and find out if your going to heaven or hell,lets see who is brave enough |
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"Right for all you sinners out there come and confess your worst sin to father dlt,and find out if your going to heaven or hell,lets see who is brave enough " il confess to anything if it means a good flogging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right for all you sinners out there come and confess your worst sin to father dlt,and find out if your going to heaven or hell,lets see who is brave enough " well bless me father I have sinned im a naughty random nymph |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bless me dlt it's. Been fu#kin years since my last confessions. But here goes. I messed around with the neighbours. Wife. Both neighbours. Wife's infact. Took a oap to bed but just cuddled. Jesus. How long have you got?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bless me dlt it's. Been fu#kin years since my last confessions. But here goes. I messed around with the neighbours. Wife. Both neighbours. Wife's infact. Took a oap to bed but just cuddled. Jesus. How long have you got?? "
You'll be fine, he will probably be there as long as you by the sounds of it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bless me dlt it's. Been fu#kin years since my last confessions. But here goes. I messed around with the neighbours. Wife. Both neighbours. Wife's infact. Took a oap to bed but just cuddled. Jesus. How long have you got?? " you have been very bad say 10 hail mary's and yoi will be absolved of all sins(now go and do it again ) |
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"Since its Sunday I thought maybe a few people would be needing to confess some sins lol... Not me of course but just saying fuck aye right enough.
come ye come ye and be absolved of sin once you confess your dirty deeds and weekends shenanigans
No sins committed. Was on water at the social & tucked up in bed like a good lassie x "
Must be a case of mistaken identity |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Since its Sunday I thought maybe a few people would be needing to confess some sins lol... Not me of course but just saying fuck aye right enough.
come ye come ye and be absolved of sin once you confess your dirty deeds and weekends shenanigans
No sins committed. Was on water at the social & tucked up in bed like a good lassie x
Must be a case of mistaken identity"
My twin!! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Since its Sunday I thought maybe a few people would be needing to confess some sins lol... Not me of course but just saying fuck aye right enough.
come ye come ye and be absolved of sin once you confess your dirty deeds and weekends shenanigans
No sins committed. Was on water at the social & tucked up in bed like a good lassie x thats not what you told me on saturday morning
Lol I wouldn't remember anything I said Saturday morning "
Water has that effect on me as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Since its Sunday I thought maybe a few people would be needing to confess some sins lol... Not me of course but just saying fuck aye right enough.
come ye come ye and be absolved of sin once you confess your dirty deeds and weekends shenanigans
No sins committed. Was on water at the social & tucked up in bed like a good lassie x thats not what you told me on saturday morning
Lol I wouldn't remember anything I said Saturday morning
Water has that effect on me as well "
SEE.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just had a cherry scone AND a cupcake. I'm definitely going to hell...but they'll have to widen the doors first! " gluttony....you are absolved of sin |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just had a cherry scone AND a cupcake. I'm definitely going to hell...but they'll have to widen the doors first! gluttony....you are absolved of sin "
So...I can have another one then???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok what constitutes a sin then within this community anyway lol "
You'd be there a while... For wearing a wig, for encouraging others to drink shots lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok what constitutes a sin then within this community anyway lol
You'd be there a while... For wearing a wig, for encouraging others to drink shots lol " im the authority on what constitutes a sin and i decide wether its heaven or hell |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok what constitutes a sin then within this community anyway lol
You'd be there a while... For wearing a wig, for encouraging others to drink shots lol "
Not I surely am just misunderstood besides am defo no sitting on his knee! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok what constitutes a sin then within this community anyway lol
You'd be there a while... For wearing a wig, for encouraging others to drink shots lol im the authority on what constitutes a sin and i decide wether its heaven or hell "
Well he tried to lead me & a few others astray!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok what constitutes a sin then within this community anyway lol
You'd be there a while... For wearing a wig, for encouraging others to drink shots lol im the authority on what constitutes a sin and i decide wether its heaven or hell
Well he tried to lead me & a few others astray!! "
That implies he failed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there
Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour "
That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok what constitutes a sin then within this community anyway lol
You'd be there a while... For wearing a wig, for encouraging others to drink shots lol im the authority on what constitutes a sin and i decide wether its heaven or hell
Well he tried to lead me & a few others astray!!
That implies he failed "
I plead the fifth amendment on this charge |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there
Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour
That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?"
No halo today just horns & no knickers on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok what constitutes a sin then within this community anyway lol
You'd be there a while... For wearing a wig, for encouraging others to drink shots lol im the authority on what constitutes a sin and i decide wether its heaven or hell
Well he tried to lead me & a few others astray!!
That implies he failed
I plead the fifth amendment on this charge"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there
Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour
That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?
No halo today just horns & no knickers on "
What time is this party again |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there
Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour
That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?
No halo today just horns & no knickers on
What time is this party again"
Lol. Its already started |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok what constitutes a sin then within this community anyway lol
You'd be there a while... For wearing a wig, for encouraging others to drink shots lol im the authority on what constitutes a sin and i decide wether its heaven or hell
Well he tried to lead me & a few others astray!!
That impliehe failed "
There was no leading involved quite the opposite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there
Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour
That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?
No halo today just horns & no knickers on "
Bog standard Sunday then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok what constitutes a sin then within this community anyway lol
You'd be there a while... For wearing a wig, for encouraging others to drink shots lol im the authority on what constitutes a sin and i decide wether its heaven or hell
Well he tried to lead me & a few others astray!!
That impliehe failed
There was no leading involved quite the opposite "
Hahaha the cheek of it!! Although it was me who started the shots, then more oooh & then more. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there
Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour
That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?
No halo today just horns & no knickers on
Bog standard Sunday then "
Yip I'm back to normal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there
Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour
That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?
No halo today just horns & no knickers on
What time is this party again
Lol. Its already started "
Canni be that would mean you were on time haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there
Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour
That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?
No halo today just horns & no knickers on
What time is this party again
Lol. Its already started
Canni be that would mean you were on time haha"
I was 20 mins late, give me a break lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forgive me father for I have sinned, it's been 29 yrs since my well this is my first confession. I ate the rest of the tuc crackers with cheese and beetroot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there
Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour
That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?
No halo today just horns & no knickers on
What time is this party again
Lol. Its already started
Canni be that would mean you were on time haha
I was 20 mins late, give me a break lol "
I'll give you something alright hehe well yiu said the halo is gone now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there
Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour
That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?
No halo today just horns & no knickers on
What time is this party again
Lol. Its already started
Canni be that would mean you were on time haha
I was 20 mins late, give me a break lol
I'll give you something alright hehe well yiu said the halo is gone now!"
Oooh aye what you going to be giving me?!! Lol. Yip just for today it is |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Forgive me father for I have sinned, it's been 29 yrs since my well this is my first confession. I ate the rest of the tuc crackers with cheese and beetroot. " oh you wicked girl,say ten hail marys then get your arse down to hell for the gangbang/sex party we are all having |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there
Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour
That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?
No halo today just horns & no knickers on
What time is this party again
Lol. Its already started
Canni be that would mean you were on time haha
I was 20 mins late, give me a break lol
I'll give you something alright hehe well yiu said the halo is gone now!
Oooh aye what you going to be giving me?!! Lol. Yip just for today it is "
Not telling and wi yer blindfold on yer no seeing either! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there
Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour
That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?
No halo today just horns & no knickers on
What time is this party again
Lol. Its already started
Canni be that would mean you were on time haha
I was 20 mins late, give me a break lol
I'll give you something alright hehe well yiu said the halo is gone now!
Oooh aye what you going to be giving me?!! Lol. Yip just for today it is
Not telling and wi yer blindfold on yer no seeing either!"
Looks like the party will be over and done before the rest of us get there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stuff it lets all go to hell and have a massive party down there
Great idea, sex party with loads of booze. At mines, see you all in 1 hour
That your halo I see round your ankles or your knickers?
No halo today just horns & no knickers on
What time is this party again
Lol. Its already started
Canni be that would mean you were on time haha
I was 20 mins late, give me a break lol
I'll give you something alright hehe well yiu said the halo is gone now!
Oooh aye what you going to be giving me?!! Lol. Yip just for today it is
Not telling and wi yer blindfold on yer no seeing either!
Looks like the party will be over and done before the rest of us get there "
Bummer not even had my invite yet lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mr DLT your late, Shelley baby your always welcome & Elvis like you'd wait for an invite. See MacT wot I've to put up with xx"
I know your bored LMN but surely you're not expecting sympathy from me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mr DLT your late, Shelley baby your always welcome & Elvis like you'd wait for an invite. See MacT wot I've to put up with xx"
Elvis has left the building the wig may have to be retired rip |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mr DLT your late, Shelley baby your always welcome & Elvis like you'd wait for an invite. See MacT wot I've to put up with xx
Elvis has left the building the wig may have to be retired rip"
Lol did you do with it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mr DLT your late, Shelley baby your always welcome & Elvis like you'd wait for an invite. See MacT wot I've to put up with xx
I know your bored LMN but surely you're not expecting sympathy from me "
Eh yes lol |
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"Mr DLT your late, Shelley baby your always welcome & Elvis like you'd wait for an invite. See MacT wot I've to put up with xx
Elvis has left the building the wig may have to be retired rip
Lol did you do with it?"
It was molested one time too many the hairnet burst and it took on.a life of its own that and it was getting more attention than.me haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mr DLT your late, Shelley baby your always welcome & Elvis like you'd wait for an invite. See MacT wot I've to put up with xx
I know your bored LMN but surely you're not expecting sympathy from me
Eh yes lol "
Seriously!!!!
From me |
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