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"What do you call a Mexican taxi driver? Toot n come oot!" Erm...is that not Egyptian???? | |||
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"What do you call a chinese prostitute??? Chung ki ho. " oops, it was meant to be what do you call an overweight chinese prostitute. Lol. Ma bad | |||
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"A cat & an ostrich walk into a bar, the cat orders a drink & downs it in one. The ostrich says do I not get one, the cat says fuck off by your own. The ostrich says im skint & the cat laughs & says to bad. The cat buys a few more for himself then they both leave. The barman turns to a guy at the bar & asks wot was that all about? The guy says I think that was my fault, I found an old lamp outside & when I rubbed it a genie appeared & said I could have 1 wish, so I wished for a bird with long legs & a tight pussy. " | |||
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"How do you get yer own back on lady GaGa? Poker face " | |||
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"What happened to the midget that ran through the woman's legs ?? He got a clit around the ear and a flap in the face !!! " Pmsl | |||
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"Man walks into a choropodists. Lady asks "how she can help"? He says "it's a sensitive matter" & starts unzipping his trousers. The shocked lady says " you do realise we specialise in feet?" The man says "give it a minute & it I'll be a foot" " brilliant | |||
"errr...Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon!" hahaha | |||
"Man walks into a choropodists. Lady asks "how she can help"? He says "it's a sensitive matter" & starts unzipping his trousers. The shocked lady says " you do realise we specialise in feet?" The man says "give it a minute & it I'll be a foot" brilliant " lmao | |||
"errr...Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon!" | |||
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"What do you call 3 sheep tied to a tree in aberdeen after 10pm? Full!" | |||
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"What do you call 3 sheep tied to a tree in aberdeen after 10pm? " Late night dogging meet??? | |||
"What do you call 3 sheep tied to a tree in aberdeen after 10pm? Late night dogging meet??? " how would you know about dogging,thought you were all sweetness and light? | |||
"What do you call 3 sheep tied to a tree in Aberdeenshire ?" A Harem | |||
"What do you call 3 sheep tied to a tree in aberdeen after 10pm? Late night dogging meet??? how would you know about dogging,thought you were all sweetness and light? " I was an expert at it in school | |||
"What do you call 3 sheep tied to a tree in Aberdeenshire ? A Harem " nervous? | |||
"What do you call 3 sheep tied to a tree in Aberdeenshire ? A Harem " talking of a harem,any ladies want to join mine? | |||
"What do you call 3 sheep tied to a tree in Aberdeenshire ? A Harem nervous?" Are you? Can't imagine why | |||
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