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divorce for Mr dlt
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If he buys a skoda,
I don't do skodas,
Yes am a snob with my cars,
If Mr dlt gets a skoda we will divorce under the grounds of mental cruelty"
Totally agree i hav a 4.5ltr v8 batmobile lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If he buys a skoda,
I don't do skodas,
Yes am a snob with my cars,
If Mr dlt gets a skoda we will divorce under the grounds of mental cruelty
Totally agree i hav a 4.5ltr v8 batmobile lol "
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Have owned Skodas and Ladas in the past. No longer have my licence due to health but when I get it back, then I would look fist at a Skoda since it is a VW with a different badge. Not sure which one Id get though as I havent been in the market for a car in near 4 years and the models will have changed. |
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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago
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There's nothing wrong with Skodas, they're a VW/Audi with a different body. The VRS's go like shxx off the proverbial shovel, and the DSG box is brilliant.
The only problem you have is with snooty Audi drivers, they don't like their mirrors filled with a Skoda badge! 
So gon yersel DLT, and Missus, just think what you could do with the money he saves! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once you've had to drive round in a Fiat Multipla a Skoda would be a step up. 
yayy  "
.... besides once inside and driving you can't see the badge on the front just feel the performance of the car.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once you've had to drive round in a Fiat Multipla a Skoda would be a step up.
yayy
.... besides once inside and driving you can't see the badge on the front just feel the performance of the car.
thank fuck another woman sees my point"
........ hey if the alternative is bussing it or walking? .......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once you've had to drive round in a Fiat Multipla a Skoda would be a step up.
yayy
.... besides once inside and driving you can't see the badge on the front just feel the performance of the car.
thank fuck another woman sees my point
........ hey if the alternative is bussing it or walking? ....... "
true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Skoda's are v/w's, audi's, Seat's are spanish Audi's, Saab, now defunkt, are vauxhalls.....so they're effectively all the same lol. Wot about the new Mazda 6, nice big cars and handle a lot better than some of those mentioned.....and even it's a Ford Mondeo in a different body lmao. |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"Skoda's are v/w's, audi's, Seat's are spanish Audi's, Saab, now defunkt, are vauxhalls.....so they're effectively all the same lol. Wot about the new Mazda 6, nice big cars and handle a lot better than some of those mentioned.....and even it's a Ford Mondeo in a different body lmao."
Ahhhhh but martin's Saab is bigger than most and is definitely NOT a vauxhall in disguise  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have a skoda Octavia VRs and it's a brilliant car.
Love driving it and when we were buying it cost us £££ less than other cars in its class due to no VAT
They look great, good engineering and are well priced!
If all you're falling out about the badge that's like saying you won't fuck a hot, sexy guy because he is wearing bad shoes |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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If all you're falling out about the badge that's like saying you won't fuck a hot, sexy guy because he is wearing bad shoes
Who would???? 
you fell for me foe,or did you just trip? "
I tripped trying to run away!!! Those dam heels!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If all you're falling out about the badge that's like saying you won't fuck a hot, sexy guy because he is wearing bad shoes
Who would????
you fell for me foe,or did you just trip?
I tripped trying to run away!!! Those dam heels!!! "
was that before or after you boobie attackes me |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"If he buys a skoda,
I don't do sKylie
Yes am a snob with my cars,
If Mr dlt gets a skoda we will divorce under the grounds of mental cruelty"
it may have a vw engine under the bonnet,
It may have vw build quality,
It may be a vw in everything but name,
But it's still got the skoda badge on the bonnet.
It's a bit like shagging Nora batty,
Then claiming it was just like shagging Kylie,
cause all the bits were made by the same person.
Sometimes having all the same bits,just isn't the same.
Divorce the bastard.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If he buys a skoda,
I don't do sKylie
Yes am a snob with my cars,
If Mr dlt gets a skoda we will divorce under the grounds of mental cruelty
it may have a vw engine under the bonnet,
It may have vw build quality,
It may be a vw in everything but name,
But it's still got the skoda badge on the bonnet.
It's a bit like shagging Nora batty,
Then claiming it was just like shagging Kylie,
cause all the bits were made by the same person.
Sometimes having all the same bits,just isn't the same.
Divorce the bastard.
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aye fuck you an all pmsl |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"If he buys a skoda,
I don't do sKylie
Yes am a snob with my cars,
If Mr dlt gets a skoda we will divorce under the grounds of mental cruelty
it may have a vw engine under the bonnet,
It may have vw build quality,
It may be a vw in everything but name,
But it's still got the skoda badge on the bonnet.
It's a bit like shagging Nora batty,
Then claiming it was just like shagging Kylie,
cause all the bits were made by the same person.
Sometimes having all the same bits,just isn't the same.
Divorce the bastard.
aye fuck you an all pmsl "
I was only saying.
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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago
near Glasgow |
"If he buys a skoda,
I don't do sKylie
Yes am a snob with my cars,
If Mr dlt gets a skoda we will divorce under the grounds of mental cruelty
it may have a vw engine under the bonnet,
It may have vw build quality,
It may be a vw in everything but name,
But it's still got the skoda badge on the bonnet.
It's a bit like shagging Nora batty,
Then claiming it was just like shagging Kylie,
cause all the bits were made by the same person.
Sometimes having all the same bits,just isn't the same.
Divorce the bastard.
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Very shallow!  |
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Come on mrs DLT, I know the old ones were horrendous, but at least give the new one the benefit of the doubt and have a look at it lol 
