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Best and Worst chat up lines?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This should give us all a wee chuckle if people participate.
Tell us......
1-The BEST chat up line you've heard or used
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2-The WORST chat up line you've heard or used......   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol
Hope you dont use that in there lol
Unless you are actually looking for a girlfriend lol  "
Ha no not in here! It's just a little joke to break the ice and get a smile which is always a good way to start things off.
I don't think you can really chat someone up via a message in here anyway? Without the body language and eye contact it would be tough. |
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Can't really think of a best one.
Worst without boring you with the longgggg speel he gave me but basically he wanted alleyway or blindfold sex where he would use all my holes then piss on my Ass when he was done.. Oh and to finally entice me into saying yes he said he has the biggest cock il ever find on here...As politely as I could he was told to f**k off lol |
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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago
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"Hullaw rere hen, how's it gawn well? Fancy a wee.......(wink wink)......roona back?
  
That'll NEVER work Bothy! What airhead would fall for that line?  "
Believe it or not, works every time, but then this place is full of airheads!!    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guy i knew in the army was chatting a girl up and she asked him what he did in the army,he said he was involved in testing new kit and that he was testing a watch which could tell him about folk,she asked what it was telling him about her to which he said your not wearing any knickers.
she said she was so he said the watch was 15 minutes fast.
must have worked cause they have been married for about 11 years |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Beat chat up line
" going to have to report your profile to admin and just giving you fore warning... as there's no way you're the age you say you are and are clearly much younger and telling fibs"
Worst ... oh there's tons to choose from from this one made me laugh though. " hi I'm in a hotel in Glasgow (named hotel) for the night im lonely and fancy some company shall I leave the key at the reception for you ?? attached with room number and phone number  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best..are you wi.fi because we have a great connection
Worst and this I heard in Aberdeen.....hi Im a crab fisherman and was wondering if I could inspect your pot....fek knows what the lady made o that one |
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