if you've got a speech impediment then its a thing with a trunk, branches and leaves "
i want to be a twee! you know that there is a sexual conditoon known as dendrophilia whereby a person maybe be aroused by having sex with a tree....not dont get any idea's lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Leaf it alone you 2

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By *akedninja OP Man over a year ago

edinburgh

"Leaf it alone you 2

"
i twee what you did there

...are you stalking to me? or am i getting the wrong end of the stick?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

These threads always seam to branch off in different directions .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But it started with a maple.......leaf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not passing it I served breakfast this morning in my food morning post!!!

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By *ootlover456Man over a year ago

Paisley

well yeah. buts lunch time now.

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By *akedninja OP Man over a year ago

edinburgh

"These threads always seam to branch off in different directions .

"
lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

didnt realise i had posted this on here as i had actually meant to post this in the canadian forum lol....do you go on canadian site to piss them off as well LOL

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"????????are you the riddler?

no...just confused at to what this post is about"

Ignore him....he thinks he a feckin Elf

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By *amaraBeaverbankWoman over a year ago

Benidorm Spain

Love a bit of maple syrup I do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"all a bit twee for me....so i'll leave it for the ones that enjoy this sort of posttwee? whats a twee? lol

if you've got a speech impediment then its a thing with a trunk, branches and leaves i want to be a twee! you know that there is a sexual conditoon known as dendrophilia whereby a person maybe be aroused by having sex with a tree....not dont get any idea's lol"

You're barking mad

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By *akedninja OP Man over a year ago

edinburgh

"didnt realise i had posted this on here as i had actually meant to post this in the canadian forum lol....do you go on canadian site to piss them off as well LOL"
lol id be hard pushed to piss anyone off on the canadian forum as there only seems to be me,ourwullie and one other lady on there ....and folk think things are pretty dead on the scottish forum....they should check out the canadian forum for the definition of dead....its like a graveyard

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By *akedninja OP Man over a year ago

edinburgh

"Love a bit of maple syrup I do

"
got a sweet tooth do ya?

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Love a bit of maple syrup I do

got a sweet tooth do ya?

Stick with the script man!!!

Its "Do you like sugar"..........