When spider man shoots a sticky substance from his hands all over someone from the ceiling, he's 'amazing'.
But when I do it, I'm 'a pervert'.
What's the worst place you've ever shot your goo? Have you ever been busted as a result of leaving evidence? I've given a few ladies a few cheeky facials and pearl necklaces in my time and in the heat of the moment they haven't cleaned off the evidence well enough and it's subsequently dried off into a rather tell tale white substance on their chest,neck and faces on occasion which has lead to some knowing stares amongst the general public lol xx |
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I girl had her hand down my trousers and gave me a handjob on the dance floor of a local club. Was wearing cream trousers. Looked like I had pissed myself a little.
A few years ago on holiday, me and the mrs had just finished having sex. I went for a shower and the door went. Mrs quickly put a nightgown on and answered the door, it was a maintenance guy coming to fix our balcony door. Mrs was left standing in a short nightgown for 5 mins with cum dribbling down her legs.
The guy never said anything but very likely seen it. lol
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"I girl had her hand down my trousers and gave me a handjob on the dance floor of a local club. Was wearing cream trousers. Looked like I had pissed myself a little.
A few years ago on holiday, me and the mrs had just finished having sex. I went for a shower and the door went. Mrs quickly put a nightgown on and answered the door, it was a maintenance guy coming to fix our balcony door. Mrs was left standing in a short nightgown for 5 mins with cum dribbling down her legs.
The guy never said anything but very likely seen it. lol
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haha thats brilliant! more! we want more! lol |
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haha thats brilliant! more! we want more! lol"
Dont have anymore stories of ourselves like that im afraid.
Although I was out with mates 1 night and a lassie in a short denim skirt was chatting to my mate. Next thing she turns away from him, pulls down her tights and knickers lifts up her skirts and grinds herself down his thigh.
Left what looked like a snails trail down his leg (he had dark jeans on). We were all gobsmacked and almost spewing.
We all did a runner including my mate. And I bed that lassie still managed to pull that night....... |
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haha thats brilliant! more! we want more! lol
Dont have anymore stories of ourselves like that im afraid.
Although I was out with mates 1 night and a lassie in a short denim skirt was chatting to my mate. Next thing she turns away from him, pulls down her tights and knickers lifts up her skirts and grinds herself down his thigh.
Left what looked like a snails trail down his leg (he had dark jeans on). We were all gobsmacked and almost spewing.
We all did a runner including my mate. And I bed that lassie still managed to pull that night....... "
lol it reminds me of the scene in the movie superbad where this random hot chic at a party starts grinding on one of the main actors as he's walking through the room and it turns out that she wasnt wearing any knickers and she got period blood all over his trousers and things take a funny turn from there lol....anyways was this chic hot or not? |
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Well I dont think there was any blood in the snail trail. hahahaha
The girl was okay I think, it was a good 5-6 years ago. So details like that are a bit hazy and I didnt really catch her face was kinda forced to look at something else haha |
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"Well I dont think there was any blood in the snail trail. hahahaha
The girl was okay I think, it was a good 5-6 years ago. So details like that are a bit hazy and I didnt really catch her face was kinda forced to look at something else haha"
haha shame you didnt have a cam phone for that unforgettable youtube moment |
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