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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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does anyone watch ' The Apprentice' I wouldna employ any of that crowd if my life depended on it....
as for that wee fool who ' I had a commission at Sandhurst ' and 'will you let me finish ' are his best input thus far ...... I am anti violence but I just wanna punch his face in lol
altho I would play with the lass wi long blond hair.... she is hot.
as yu can gather , I am no good with names lol
viex , or piew or viaw.......
ffs view x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is he not the biggest wank ever ?? I watched it last night and literally cringed every time he opened his mouth. Alan Sugar would get it tho.....til the neighbours complained about the smell!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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that silly wee boy is a nighmare i so would slap him!!!!!
the big goerdie guy is a bit of eye candy and the dark haired 1 although she talks too much lol.
again im no brain box but bloody hell they are all thick!!!!
auds xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hahahahaha his name is Ben and yes he is an idiot.....but hey my biggest grievence was the way in which Nick was spoken to last nite, Deborah's ass should have been booted out the door......Nick and Margaret rule lol xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hahahahaha his name is Ben and yes he is an idiot.....but hey my biggest grievence was the way in which Nick was spoken to last nite, Deborah's ass should have been booted out the door......Nick and Margaret rule lol xxx"
trace its always good to have u here hun u seem to rememeber everyones names lol so errrrrrrrrm who's the sarg in the bill noo lol xxxxx |
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the one with the glasses is a swinger aprantley she tried to pick up one off the other girls not sure if its true as it was the news of the world.
in any way there heads are so up there arss they have no idea what to do we sould be better at the task than them maybee we should all put in for it next year a swingers aprentice woundt that be fun
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ohhhhhhhhhhh noo that be awe u needin an poor scott be on his own dont worry tho trace im errrrrrrrm sure tae keep him in a holdin cell too lol ;P xxxxxxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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had to laugh when the wee guy was asked who he was takn back into the boardroom with him,,,poor james nearly gave himself whiplash when he heard his name,,,,WOT???ME???? hahahah
even sir allan asked why him?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have to say that was priceless last night, Ben was only saved because Noorul was so crap for the past 6 weeks. I mean he didn't win the task where he was PM, the other team screwed up badly and he won by default. Not impressed with anyone really this year as yet. Liked a few candidates from the past few years all the same. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So who's gonna win - Fry's chocolate cream for the one that gets it right (on the phone to the BBC as I type) "
I think the girl who won last weeks task, pretty girl ....
she has good chance xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol any particular reason View? In fairness she hasn't done anything wrong as yet but too early to tell. Still think it's a bit of a lottery at this stage |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I thought she managed the task well last week, the team seeemed to be behind her when sir alan said 'good team leader' they 100% said yes.... and the other ones usually get some bitchin.
she seems all rounder ..
yu are defo right it is early ..... and open race ...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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yippee its wed night again ,,,,,,,,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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indeed it is but not a typical wednesday nite for me.....yes the apprentice is on but.....midsummer murders in place of the bill, i am writing a ltr to itv!!!!!!!.......
hope phillip goes tonite |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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me too, or the bully irish ........ or the lass wi the specs, miserable faced moany one.... think she clipes on philip and kate to sir alan about a friendship...
i wouldna ask them to organise a tombola at the WRI summer fete let alone a multi million pound budget .....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They just seem so bad at organising the basics, every week I sit and complain about the basic mistakes they make, but I still watch it.
Interesting to see if Deborah / Debra keeps a low profile his week after Sir Alan ripped her a new one last week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So who do you think is the scariest...Margaret or Nick ? Personally I think Margaret, she doesn't miss a trick and her facial expressions are classic especially when she is not amused ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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picture this........
view wi hardest stonker for 5 years in hand and awaiting fun.....
margaret walks in and gives one of her looks .......
my wee winkie would scream, detach itself and scurry up ma ass ( and I dinna do that stuff ) and hibernate till spring 2010.......
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Margaret definitely the scariest. She was, I believe, a corporate lawyer once upon a time. They've all sold their souls...lolol
At last on of the gobby shites have gone. Cheerio Phillip and give my love to the family!
Pity Sir Alan having to have one of these people working for him. They all seem bonkers just now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think Phil was caught out and obviously he liked Kate much more than Kate liked him, big enough to admit it on You're Fired all the same. Yet again THEY DIDN'T READ THE DOSSIER!!! how many bloody times????
Think Kate played a clever game a la Katie a few years ago. Still no-one standing out for me, although I think the guy James is hilarious. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Deborah survived again........ grrrr
ffs, that brochure was full of more blanks than a guy after 'the snip '...
and wee ben was in a team that won the task ... oh well, always next week ...
KATE LOOKED HOT..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol View
Think Deborah was extremely fortunate to avoid being the one to go. James had me in stitches with some of his comments again and I thought he did about as much as he could in the task. He needs to PM though next week and win well.
Thought Ben aquitted himself well with his part of the task.
This week left me a little bit underwhelmed, wasn't impressed by the task. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thought Ben aquitted himself well with his part of the task.
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View agrees with above in a begrudgingly and slightly huffy voice .....
yeah suppose so lol ...........
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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its gonna be fab when the babies out smart the contestants ....
my money on the wee baby wi pink hat and rattle .... to win
and I dinna mean Ben .....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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its gonna be fab when the babies out smart the contestants ....
my money on the wee baby wi pink hat and rattle .... to win
and I dinna mean Ben .....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have been down to the bookies and put a fiver on Ben to win..let's face it... a gobby shite trainee stockbroker who had a scholarship to Sanghurst...what more could Sir Alan want?
Go Ben Go........right down to the dole office |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"NO ONE TEXT ME FOR SEX BETWEEN 9PM AND 10.30PM
NORMAL SERVICE RESUMED AND LEGS OPEN FOR BUSINESS 10.31PM......
THANKS .....
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lol lol can i be slotted in between the final credits of the bill and the apprentice......3 mins enough time??? lol xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"NO ONE TEXT ME FOR SEX BETWEEN 9PM AND 10.30PM
NORMAL SERVICE RESUMED AND LEGS OPEN FOR BUSINESS 10.31PM......
THANKS .....
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3mins.... ffs, we can have foreplay, sex, a quick wipe wi damp flannel , cup of tea...... and then roll on the apprentice xxxxxxx
lol lol can i be slotted in between the final credits of the bill and the apprentice......3 mins enough time??? lol xxxxx"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ben's gone....at last... the light at the end of his tunnel was extinguished! He'll be able to go to Sandhurst, it must be a weight off his shoulders!!
James is an ass, but thought he acquited himself well, I did think for one brief moment that he's a gonner.
Noticed that Al' (As those of us from Essex call him) manipulated the teams so that all the ones that need firing were together...a coincidence perhaps?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Am thinking that James might be for the chop next week if they put him in frot of the camera for the task - he can't help but speak first, think later.
The TV shopping Channel task is always hilarious to watch. Have the popcorn sorted already. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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kate to win.....she has done well in all her tasks and seems like a people person..."Al" seems to like that about ppl.....puts me in mind of michelle who won a cpl of yrs ago only Id say a stronger candidate again.
Yasmina does ok too in her task but doesnt seem to come to the front always in the background espesh in the boardroom....blink and you miss her.
Debra...hmmm unfortunately Al does see eomething in her...dont ask me what..but although she should have been long gone she is still there...perhaps she is hpnotising him with her big scary eyes...or he's afraid shee'll turn him to stone. lol
as for the guys....ehhh who?
a 3 girl race I think.....
I wanted Ben to win.....but he's now off to the sin bin
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think the wee gay guy wi the spikey hair will win tho. "
they get everywhere do those 'gays' and as for the 'spiky haired' dinna get me started lol ....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can just imagine Nick taking the candidates off one by one as they are fired...leading them not to the waiting taxi, but to a dark room...locking the door..pulling on black leather gloves before picking up a length of rubber hose and then beating them senseless. He sometimes has the look of an evil gangland boss about him!!
Oh..am going to have trouble sleeping tonight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stu,
Its Margaret thats the scariest, and I'm not scared by many women but can you not just see her done up in all the Dominatrix gear standing over a whimpering Sir Sugar in the Board Room giving it all "You WILL fire him/her you naughty gazillionaire" GO MAGS !!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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britain has talent on same time as apprentice...... this old queen has set up 2 tellys right next to eacj other so no to miss any .......
I will be goggled eyed and no a guid look to get a meet....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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what a shocker....howard's left the building. I really thought that Loraine might have been for the old heave ho this week. Am gonna have to wait another week till I can invite her over for a bounce on my lap.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am gonna have to wait another week till I can invite her over for a bounce on my lap...."
Each to their own Stu lol
I really thought she was going to go this week, but next week at the interviews I reckon she will be found out.
James absolutely cracked me up though with his quips. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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James has been growing on me ( in a purely non pervy way!!! )..... every week i think Lorrane ill go....she stays....what is the world coming to? Must be the reccession addling Alan's brain! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i soooo cant wait for the interviews tonight,they always sort the boys from the men..or in this case girls from the women..hell im confused now?? lol
auds x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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aww so its the end!!
thot it was a fab final.thot kate shaded it with her chocs but yazmina came out on top with her cheeper option,well done and heres hoping next years is even better!!
auds xx
ps,will miss margaret...boohoo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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aye was a fab final, they were both great.. tough call to be honest ..
well that's: celebrity gone, xfactor gone, britain got talent gone, the apprentice....GONE
I dinna do Big Brother.....
back to sex........ |
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