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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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we are moving house this week and have been down Ikea etc getting all the new kit BUT we have noticed a pattern of thought that has began to stand out.
When we first viewed the house and garden we didnt think about BBQ's in the sun or Waterpools for the kids, we turned to each other and said
'Think we can fuck out here without getting caught'..
in Ikea and after ordering the bedroom storage furniture, the Ikea worker asked if we wanted the bed too, we both agreed that is was lovely, looked comfy But would creak like mad due to our sexual play (the guy went red when we mentioned the word 'creak'
We bought 'non-slip tape' to put on the stairs, not to make sure we dont go flying, or to even make them that bit safer in the slightest, Gs reasoning was that Ps arse wouldnt slide as much if we put some down....
anyone see a pattern here? are we just filthy dirty fuckers or do any of you suffer from the same 'one track mind' disability?
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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lol wb BTW
Yes lol we had the same conversation yesterday, everything we seem to do ends up talking about sex or play....even down to people having normal conversations on the telly , we look at each other and laugh as we have thought of sex as they have said something.
I won't tell you about the incident with the tannoy in a well known supermarket and the backdoor reference , but just to say, me and the Mr were the only ones creased up laughing.......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think your just overly optimistic that we will get weather to have BBQ's this summer.
Other than that just a pair of pervs that embarrassed the life out of an Ikea salesperson  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nope, I think its quite normal.
Found ourselves doing the self same thing when choosing a new sofa. Would it fit in the space its to go and would we be able to have sex on it!! Even thought about a sofa bed so we could accommodate people every now and then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we bought a wooden frame bed in ikea once.. very noisey and ended with me holding the headboard as he "banged away" still squeaked but not as loud... and now we wonder why the kids have issues lol |
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My mindset seems to be similar to most of these....often when suggesting something my ex always sed "is that all u think about".. My honest answer was "well yes, most of the time"
Surely its natural, we cant all be deluded by sex....can we? lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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we are contemplating a memory foam mattress but unsure as itl no doubt have two imprints of kness and just up a bit two hand prints in it....how do we explain that if we ever try and sell it..lol |
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