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"Ninj was better...  hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
was better at what exactly might i ask?"
You know I promised not to tell...  |
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"Ninj was better... hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
was better at what exactly might i ask?
You know I promised not to tell... "
who did you promise to? jebus? |
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"Ninj was better... hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
was better at what exactly might i ask?
You know I promised not to tell... who did you promise to? jebus?"
It was a personal promise pinkie swear. |
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"I've got aids
Oops here comes the PC brigade  "
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
that's a good one....what if you actually had aid's and you caught it from her? lol |
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"Not unique, but I did actually txt the words 'sex was poor' to my last bf
I say that to every guy I fall out with hahaha I'm evil   "
Pmsl!! I'm quite kind, men's sense of humour or the ability to take a criticism stops at their waist lol |
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"Not unique, but I did actually txt the words 'sex was poor' to my last bf
I say that to every guy I fall out with hahaha I'm evil where's my chillies?"
They take time to freeze!! |
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"You have 3 last words to say to your ex....what are they?
mine's are:
"your mom's better!" what's your's? answer's below.... special prize for the most fecked up and original"
My ringtone for the ex is...99 problems but a bitch aint one |
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After jumping back on motorbike and riding off into the sunset.... Unintentionally dramatic moment there. Got a phone call saying "Your really not coming back then"
Answer
" er why do you think I left your front door key" |
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"After jumping back on motorbike and riding off into the sunset.... Unintentionally dramatic moment there. Got a phone call saying "Your really not coming back then"
Answer
" er why do you think I left your front door key""
3 words? hmmm |
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"You have 3 last words to say to your ex....what are they?
mine's are:
"your mom's better!" what's your's? answer's below.... special prize for the most fecked up and originalMy ringtone for the ex is...99 problems but a bitch aint one "
lol class...if your having girl problem's i feel bad for you son because i got 99 problems and a bitch aint one!...i like jay-z's "on to the next one" |
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""how are you?"
Oh. This thread is only for people who hate their ex. Dammit. lol im sure we can allow for a sub catergory for those that still miss their beloved ex's"
I miss my ex. My aim is rubbish.  |
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""how are you?"
Oh. This thread is only for people who hate their ex. Dammit. lol im sure we can allow for a sub catergory for those that still miss their beloved ex's"
I see him at least 4 times a week, I don't get a chance to miss him |
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""how are you?"
Oh. This thread is only for people who hate their ex. Dammit. lol im sure we can allow for a sub catergory for those that still miss their beloved ex's
I miss my ex. My aim is rubbish. what did you shoot her with? a sackful of fizzy jizz? lol i got all of my ex's right in the bullseye!"
I wouldn't fizzy jizz on my ex with yours, ninj. I am quite a fair shot, but I don't have a high powered rifle.
What about my bullseye? |
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""how are you?"
Oh. This thread is only for people who hate their ex. Dammit. lol im sure we can allow for a sub catergory for those that still miss their beloved ex's
I miss my ex. My aim is rubbish. what did you shoot her with? a sackful of fizzy jizz? lol i got all of my ex's right in the bullseye!
I wouldn't fizzy jizz on my ex with yours, ninj. I am quite a fair shot, but I don't have a high powered rifle.
What about my bullseye?"
well what if i told you that the fella who shot jfk was me and it was a wad of fizzy jizz rather than a bullet that exploded his grey matter....i was actually aiming for a facial for his wife but i guess i got a lil too excited and altered the trajectory of my "high powered" jizz rifle a millimetre lol |
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"So ninja, where my prize.
your prize is a lifetime's supply of condoms and a book about how not to catch aids"
Condoms are handy ninja, although the book. Can I swap that for a bottle of bru
If I was finding it hard enough getting a meet on here, my posts aren't exactly helping lol |
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"So ninja, where my prize.
your prize is a lifetime's supply of condoms and a book about how not to catch aids
Condoms are handy ninja, although the book. Can I swap that for a bottle of bru
If I was finding it hard enough getting a meet on here, my posts aren't exactly helping lol"
haha your preaching to the choir lol ya never know man there are some "bug chasers"* on here im sure
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing |
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"So ninja, where my prize.
your prize is a lifetime's supply of condoms and a book about how not to catch aids
Condoms are handy ninja, although the book. Can I swap that for a bottle of bru
If I was finding it hard enough getting a meet on here, my posts aren't exactly helping lolhaha your preaching to the choir lol ya never know man there are some "bug chasers"* on here im sure
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing"
Lol think I should clarify to all fabbers that I don't have aids, I repeat I don't have aids.
It's HIV, so not that bad ?? |
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"So ninja, where my prize.
your prize is a lifetime's supply of condoms and a book about how not to catch aids
Condoms are handy ninja, although the book. Can I swap that for a bottle of bru
If I was finding it hard enough getting a meet on here, my posts aren't exactly helping lolhaha your preaching to the choir lol ya never know man there are some "bug chasers"* on here im sure
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing
Lol think I should clarify to all fabbers that I don't have aids, I repeat I don't have aids.
It's HIV, so not that bad ??"
hahahahaha saying that i once had a lady contact me with the keen intent to meet but she wanted to know if i was ok with the fact that she had indeed had aids hmmmmmm so it does happen |
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"So ninja, where my prize.
your prize is a lifetime's supply of condoms and a book about how not to catch aids
Condoms are handy ninja, although the book. Can I swap that for a bottle of bru
If I was finding it hard enough getting a meet on here, my posts aren't exactly helping lolhaha your preaching to the choir lol ya never know man there are some "bug chasers"* on here im sure
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing
Lol think I should clarify to all fabbers that I don't have aids, I repeat I don't have aids.
It's HIV, so not that bad ??hahahahaha saying that i once had a lady contact me with the keen intent to meet but she wanted to know if i was ok with the fact that she had indeed had aids hmmmmmm so it does happen"
All joking aside, that's fucked up.
Some proper screw balls out there  |
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"So ninja, where my prize.
your prize is a lifetime's supply of condoms and a book about how not to catch aids
Condoms are handy ninja, although the book. Can I swap that for a bottle of bru
If I was finding it hard enough getting a meet on here, my posts aren't exactly helping lolhaha your preaching to the choir lol ya never know man there are some "bug chasers"* on here im sure
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing
Lol think I should clarify to all fabbers that I don't have aids, I repeat I don't have aids.
It's HIV, so not that bad ??hahahahaha saying that i once had a lady contact me with the keen intent to meet but she wanted to know if i was ok with the fact that she had indeed had aids hmmmmmm so it does happen
All joking aside, that's fucked up.
Some proper screw balls out there "
. . .im fine she said she had it for two years but treatment worked and she's clear now |
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"You have 3 last words to say to your ex....what are they?
mine's are:
"your mom's better!" what's your's? answer's below.... special prize for the most fecked up and original"
your fanny stinks |
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My ex kept phoning me and hassling me. Even after I got together with Fly. He phoned one night just after we had finished making love and Fly picked up the phone. My ex asked what he (fly) gave ne that my ex didn't. "Well" replies Fly "An Orgasm"
Shy
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