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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
Not watching it......
But, I remember watching something else...100 ways to die (something like that)...
Guy always in hospital because he had a compulsion to stick things up his arse!
While in there, he got hold of some thermometers...about 20 of them....
When the nurse came back in he jumped into bed.....*CRACK* 
He died of mercury poisoning.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not watched it, but had to go to A&E in very embarrassing circumstances.
He was dressed in pvc dress,thigh boots, full make up an wig, i was in rubber nuns outfit. We fell of the bed getting frisky. He fractured his wrist and i needed 8 stitches in a head wound |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I apparemntly broke someones fingers..
No trip to ER but he was a paramedic.
I felt a bit bad but was rather impressed with how well my pelvic floor excercises have worked  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My friend phoned me once in a bit of a panic. Was in agony and could I go pick him up at his girlfriend's place. Arrived to find him bent over in agony. Found out his girlfriend had been playing with his ball sack and twisted his balls around each other. So off to A&E. Had to get sliced opened and unravel the buggers. Lol. |
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I had a meet a few years ago with a guy who thought he was staring in a porn movie lol ,he over streatched and ended up squirming on the bed in pain so he ended up in A&E with a torn thigh muscle ops |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a meet a few years ago with a guy who thought he was staring in a porn movie lol ,he over streatched and ended up squirming on the bed in pain so he ended up in A&E with a torn thigh muscle ops "
tell me you had the decency not to laugh, well not much  |
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"I had a meet a few years ago with a guy who thought he was staring in a porn movie lol ,he over streatched and ended up squirming on the bed in pain so he ended up in A&E with a torn thigh muscle ops
tell me you had the decency not to laugh, well not much "
that should mean stretched lol .. And yes we both rolled about the bed laughing well i did he was kinda half laughing half wincing lol  |
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"My friend phoned me once in a bit of a panic. Was in agony and could I go pick him up at his girlfriend's place. Arrived to find him bent over in agony. Found out his girlfriend had been playing with his ball sack and twisted his balls around each other. So off to A&E. Had to get sliced opened and unravel the buggers. Lol."
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Not had any bad ones myself but a girl I was seeing a couple years ago was on a night out the night before she came to see me and she took her bra off to reveal one normal white boob and a dark purple almost black boob.
She'd tripped on her heels and face planted but her chin was saved by her big boob cushioning her fall, had fun kissing it better for her! Lol. Xxx |
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