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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Jacs has giving me a fantastic idea Sunday is officially through with
today it's guyday
So here is how it works women get to ask males some random questions
Crusader and dirtier the better but at least within the rules
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Firstly- I've never done the remote control thing, but on behalf of the male gender- it's because we think with our penis' most of the time- and penis' are pretty simple!
Dirtiest thing... Probably when I was fucking a girl doggy style then spat on her ass and plunged her dildo in. Not that dirty- but made better as it was a first date and it wasn't a meet from here!x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why when a woman posts a meet ad do guys automaticly think your gagging and will shag anyone? ...Its no any cock will do you know lol "
That's not real. Women never post asking for meets. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why when a woman posts a meet ad do guys automaticly think your gagging and will shag anyone? ...Its no any cock will do you know lol
That's debateable jac's going by some the female veri's I have read on here  "
Some good choice of words  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why when a woman posts a meet ad do guys automaticly think your gagging and will shag anyone? ...Its no any cock will do you know lol "
Because, as one of my fellow men type chaps said earlier, we think with our penis. And maybe I'm only speaking for myself here, but it doesn't have a lot of thinking power.  |
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"Why when a woman posts a meet ad do guys automaticly think your gagging and will shag anyone? ...Its no any cock will do you know lol
That's not real. Women never post asking for meets. "
Really ?well i had a meet ad on for the weekend lol |
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"Why when a woman posts a meet ad do guys automaticly think your gagging and will shag anyone? ...Its no any cock will do you know lol
That's debateable jac's going by some the female veri's I have read on here
Some good choice of words "
Im a cockoholic but not any cock will do lol |
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"Why when a woman posts a meet ad do guys automaticly think your gagging and will shag anyone? ...Its no any cock will do you know lol
Because, as one of my fellow men type chaps said earlier, we think with our penis. And maybe I'm only speaking for myself here, but it doesn't have a lot of thinking power. "
never a truer word said lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why when a woman posts a meet ad do guys automaticly think your gagging and will shag anyone? ...Its no any cock will do you know lol
That's not real. Women never post asking for meets. Really ?well i had a meet ad on for the weekend lol "
Time to read the Sarcasm thread again.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do men say they hate the thought of sliding fingers in their botty but yet when done unannounced (its like the bisto advert) they love it???
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Not ALL men hate it! |
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"Why when a woman posts a meet ad do guys automaticly think your gagging and will shag anyone? ...Its no any cock will do you know lol
That's not real. Women never post asking for meets. Really ?well i had a meet ad on for the weekend lol
Time to read the Sarcasm thread again. "
ops did i miss it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are guys not as open about sexuality as women are ?"
Because guys all think we want their cock/ass, couples don't know which one we are interested in, and women don't all want a cock that's been in a guy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are guys not as open about sexuality as women are ?"
Im about as open as it gets when it comes to my sexuality and like the 24 hour garage im open all hours  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do men say they hate the thought of sliding fingers in their botty but yet when done unannounced (its like the bisto advert) they love it???
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They think they'll catch 'the gay bug' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are guys like flys around shite when they try to bed a woman then ignore her once they have ?"
Notch on the bedpost. They are like that with guys too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do men say they hate the thought of sliding fingers in their botty but yet when done unannounced (its like the bisto advert) they love it???
They think they'll catch 'the gay bug' "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn I thought you meant we could ask a guy for a shag  "
dont need a special day for that , you can ask away , and good chance of getting a a YESSSSS x x x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do men say they hate the thought of sliding fingers in their botty but yet when done unannounced (its like the bisto advert) they love it???
They think they'll catch 'the gay bug' "
I think its because anatomically men are designed to put their BITS into lady bits and women are designed to take guys bits INTO theirs, so when it comes to a guy getting anything inserted it just feels unnatural ? Does that make sence ?
I know if it was done without any prior notice I woud freak lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Why do some men seem to think we are all desperate to know exactly what they would like to do to us, in an initial email- that is usually not even close to what our profile states we like???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do some men seem to think we are all desperate to know exactly what they would like to do to us, in an initial email- that is usually not even close to what our profile states we like??? "
they spent too much of their adolescent years reading the letters pages in fiesta etc |
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Why do guys always ask what your wearing?
Do they really think us women are sat about in lingerie all day when the reality is were sat in our joggie bottoms and a tshirt with half our dinner spilt down the front |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do men say they hate the thought of sliding fingers in their botty but yet when done unannounced (its like the bisto advert) they love it???
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I've not been in the situation to have my gearbox randomly violated, but I would say a lot of people don't like the thought of stuff until they try it. There is also the stigma behind it that guys psychologically think it makes them slightly gay if they enjoy it perhaps? |
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"Why do guys always ask what your wearing?
Do they really think us women are sat about in lingerie all day when the reality is were sat in our joggie bottoms and a tshirt with half our dinner spilt down the front "
I was just gonna ask this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do guys always ask what your wearing?
Do they really think us women are sat about in lingerie all day when the reality is were sat in our joggie bottoms and a tshirt with half our dinner spilt down the front "
because we want to know if your high maintenance
m&s tighty whiteys being cheaper than a visit to agent provocatuer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do men always want to know if you squirt or take it up the ass ? "
never quite got the ass thing, but when it comes to squirting we need to know if we shiuld wear goggles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do guys always ask what your wearing?
Do they really think us women are sat about in lingerie all day when the reality is were sat in our joggie bottoms and a tshirt with half our dinner spilt down the front "
pmsl this made me giggle, |
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"Why when a woman posts a meet ad do guys automaticly think your gagging and will shag anyone? ...Its no any cock will do you know lol "
We men have Two heads and unfortunatly for you women ours brains are positioned in the head that swings between our legs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys...
Why do some of you feel the need to take pictures of your cock next to remote controls or beer cans?? "
Because if you give me a beer and a remote, I will then press buttons and entertain you..... |
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"Why do men say they hate the thought of sliding fingers in their botty but yet when done unannounced (its like the bisto advert) they love it???
They think they'll catch 'the gay bug' "
Apart from that there is also the fear of the unknown the presumtion of pain and societies brainwashing about right and wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do men always ask so many bloody questions ? Lol"
law of averages,one of our questions might get heard when eventually women stop talking to draw breath (hard hat already on)  |
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"Why are guys not as open about sexuality as women are ?"
Peer presure and fear. If you are open you are leaving yourself susceptable to easy attack with lowered denfences. 'MEN' shouldnt do that!!! WE are the protectors of women so we must be a constanf shield!!! |
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"Why do guys always ask what your wearing?
Do they really think us women are sat about in lingerie all day when the reality is were sat in our joggie bottoms and a tshirt with half our dinner spilt down the front "
Most men think that is the reason they ask but truthfully its more to do with the fantasies and the mental stimulation to arousal |
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"Why do men always want to know if you squirt or take it up the ass ? "
So we know if were gonna have to change the sheets after youve left or if we can save ourselfs a laundry by filling up the 'safe' hole... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys, why is it on some of your cock pics you are squeeeeezing the living daylights out of the base of it??
Ms Lp xx
to hide the plums puts an extra inch on length pmsl "
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm up for any questions..I will however wanna shag those asking questions, most likelymost likely you taking the blindfold off nowadays !!!"
who said that/?and who's sucking my cock? is it u? |
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"I'm up for any questions..I will however wanna shag those asking questions, most likelymost likely you taking the blindfold off nowadays !!!
who said that/?and who's sucking my cock? is it u?"
pmsl i cant tell a lie it was .....................soz been gagged !!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do guys write things like 'you're gorgeous hunni' (with or without dodgy spelling) then put 'mmmmmm' .
That just creeps me out!"
its the easiest mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thing to mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm type when ur wanking
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
M M M M M M M MMMMmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do guys write things like 'you're gorgeous hunni' (with or without dodgy spelling) then put 'mmmmmm' .
That just creeps me out!its the easiest mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thing to mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm type when ur wanking
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
M M M M M M M MMMMmmmmm"
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Why do guys write things like 'you're gorgeous hunni' (with or without dodgy spelling) then put 'mmmmmm' .
That just creeps me out!its the easiest mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thing to mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm type when ur wanking
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
M M M M M M M MMMMmmmmm
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Lmao. Well you did ask him |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do men say they hate the thought of sliding fingers in their botty but yet when done unannounced (its like the bisto advert) they love it???
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Fi...you're terrible!!!! So funny, just took a fit of the giggles over the gravy granules and cant really explain myself..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys...
Why do some of you feel the need to take pictures of your cock next to remote controls or beer cans?? "
I never have done nor ever felt the need to.....my cock is my cock and only you can decide if the penny will fit the slot  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do men say they hate the thought of sliding fingers in their botty but yet when done unannounced (its like the bisto advert) they love it???
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no more half time pie n bovril now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do men say they hate the thought of sliding fingers in their botty but yet when done unannounced (its like the bisto advert) they love it???
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Debatable I think. My bum still has the cling film on as it's untouched and staying that way..... ahhhhhh no beef for me 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do men say they hate the thought of sliding fingers in their botty but yet when done unannounced (its like the bisto advert) they love it???
Debatable I think. My bum still has the cling film on as it's untouched and staying that way..... ahhhhhh no beef for me
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Kelly Brook says I'll shag you all night if I can slip a couple of sneaky fingers......lets face it mate, your botty virginity is gone |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do men say they hate the thought of sliding fingers in their botty but yet when done unannounced (its like the bisto advert) they love it???
Debatable I think. My bum still has the cling film on as it's untouched and staying that way..... ahhhhhh no beef for me
Kelly Brook says I'll shag you all night if I can slip a couple of sneaky fingers......lets face it mate, your botty virginity is gone"
Her cling film would be well ripped off too mate. Get the bovril on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do some guys think it looks cool to have a cock sticking through there zipper on jeans or trousers ?"
so they can pull out the pockets to make a funny elephant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do some guys think it looks cool to have a cock sticking through there zipper on jeans or trousers ?"
NOT so. Well most of us have seen the scene in something about mary?
I'll stick with buttons |
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"why do guys think photos of a non erect cock looks good ?"
Easy one it shows natural girth, flacid length so the ladis can presume it gets bigger when aroused.
Unless of course you prefer a sky remote to judge size |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is there such a high percentage of shaved headed guys? Some of us fems like hair to grab onto, and direct to all the right places..."
thats why i deliberately keep my pubes long |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guys...
Why do some of you feel the need to take pictures of your cock next to remote controls or beer cans?? "
Cause if it was photographed next to a cotton bud you might think it was massive and get scared away lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why is there such a high percentage of shaved headed guys? Some of us fems like hair to grab onto, and direct to all the right places..."
i thought thats what ears are for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why do so many guys want to dress up in womens clothes all of a sudden? What happened to the alpha male and vanilla sex?
Im not saying its a bad thing as each to their own but suddenly all men seem to be into it! |
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"Why do so many guys want to dress up in womens clothes all of a sudden? What happened to the alpha male and vanilla sex?
Im not saying its a bad thing as each to their own but suddenly all men seem to be into it! "
I started 40 years ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
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So they are just playing catch up then?
"Why do so many guys want to dress up in womens clothes all of a sudden? What happened to the alpha male and vanilla sex?
Im not saying its a bad thing as each to their own but suddenly all men seem to be into it!
I started 40 years ago "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do men say they hate the thought of sliding fingers in their botty but yet when done unannounced (its like the bisto advert) they love it???
They think they'll catch 'the gay bug'
Apart from that there is also the fear of the unknown the presumtion of pain and societies brainwashing about right and wrong "
If we cared about societies thoughts we wouldn't be here 
So men fear the intrusion of a little finger but are quite happy for us women to take a cock up the ass!! Typical! lol
Oh, and if it feels good, do it...there's no right and wrong in the world of fuckery, only personal preference |
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"So they are just playing catch up then?
Why do so many guys want to dress up in womens clothes all of a sudden? What happened to the alpha male and vanilla sex?
Im not saying its a bad thing as each to their own but suddenly all men seem to be into it!
I started 40 years ago "
Possibly or maybe as fashion always goes round again guys will be in tunics and tights again |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is it so many men want to see two woman together but loads are opposed to watching two men together ? "
What about women who want to watch to men (or two women) together? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is it so many men want to see two woman together but loads are opposed to watching two men together ?
What about women who want to watch to men (or two women) together?"
Its ask a guy day haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do so many guys want to dress up in womens clothes all of a sudden? What happened to the alpha male and vanilla sex?
Im not saying its a bad thing as each to their own but suddenly all men seem to be into it! "
u can get in my knickers any day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is it so many men want to see two woman together but loads are opposed to watching two men together ? "
because the watchers(or wishers) are straight? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do some men seem to think we are all desperate to know exactly what they would like to do to us, in an initial email- that is usually not even close to what our profile states we like??? "
I've never done that unless ssked so unable to answer lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do some guys think it looks cool to have a cock sticking through there zipper on jeans or trousers ?"
It's an attempt to match a female with a sexy pic in lingerie but a poor attempt at trying to take a sexy pic lol |
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"What is it so many men want to see two woman together but loads are opposed to watching two men together ?
What about women who want to watch to men (or two women) together?
Its ask a guy day haha "
70 minuted left and not one request to do the hoovering or dusting |
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