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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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Are there any very nice ladies out there who
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A Live close to an asda
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B Can drive
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Who can go and buy 2 giant double lollies and take them to antihero to share with him please??? 
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He is suffering from lolly withdrawal and needs urgent help  |
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"No no my dear, they are in fact simply lollies. Actual lollies.
Come on ladies, I'll treat you nice if you bring a lolly round 
How nice is 'nice'??  "
Nice is considerate, attentive, flirty, chatty & naughty all rolled into one  |
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over a year ago
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"what if you were brought a box of lollies. that merit a cuppa tea? 
One lolly would merit a cup of tea, a box would merit a lot more!!"
oh yeah such as? care to elaborate.
terms of said lolly hand over. |
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"what if you were brought a box of lollies. that merit a cuppa tea?
One lolly would merit a cup of tea, a box would merit a lot more!!
oh yeah such as? care to elaborate.
terms of said lolly hand over. "
Oh no, not in a public forum |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what if you were brought a box of lollies. that merit a cuppa tea?
One lolly would merit a cup of tea, a box would merit a lot more!!
oh yeah such as? care to elaborate.
terms of said lolly hand over.
Oh no, not in a public forum "
oh well that is your que to pm me :D |
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"what if you were brought a box of lollies. that merit a cuppa tea?
One lolly would merit a cup of tea, a box would merit a lot more!!
oh yeah such as? care to elaborate.
terms of said lolly hand over.
Oh no, not in a public forum
oh well that is your que to pm me :D "
See what happens when furry has a hand in things? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He's a hairy matchmaker.
pitty he isn't a minty matchmaker. there nommy "
Think of him as a minty matchmaker that's been under the sofa since Christmas.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He's a hairy matchmaker.
pitty he isn't a minty matchmaker. there nommy
Think of him as a minty matchmaker that's been under the sofa since Christmas. "
oh how can a girl resist in that case. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He's a hairy matchmaker.
pitty he isn't a minty matchmaker. there nommy
Prefer the Orange ones myself "
orange one's arw good yeah, not a patch on Terry :D |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"He's a hairy matchmaker.
pitty he isn't a minty matchmaker. there nommy
Think of him as a minty matchmaker that's been under the sofa since Christmas.
oh how can a girl resist in that case. "
Oh no, I've not been under the sofa, just sat on it from time to time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He's a hairy matchmaker.
pitty he isn't a minty matchmaker. there nommy
Think of him as a minty matchmaker that's been under the sofa since Christmas.
oh how can a girl resist in that case.
Oh no, I've not been under the sofa, just sat on it from time to time "
isn't that the same thing? sat festering on the sofa? |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"He's a hairy matchmaker.
pitty he isn't a minty matchmaker. there nommy
Think of him as a minty matchmaker that's been under the sofa since Christmas.
oh how can a girl resist in that case.
Oh no, I've not been under the sofa, just sat on it from time to time
isn't that the same thing? sat festering on the sofa? "
All depends who sits next to me  |
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"He's a hairy matchmaker.
pitty he isn't a minty matchmaker. there nommy
Prefer the Orange ones myself
orange one's arw good yeah, not a patch on Terry :D "
Never tried both of them together. I think itd be a nice idea to melt them on some ladies breasts then lick them off lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He's a hairy matchmaker.
pitty he isn't a minty matchmaker. there nommy
Think of him as a minty matchmaker that's been under the sofa since Christmas.
oh how can a girl resist in that case.
Oh no, I've not been under the sofa, just sat on it from time to time
isn't that the same thing? sat festering on the sofa?
All depends who sits next to me "
yeah, depends on how distracted you get, |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"He's a hairy matchmaker.
pitty he isn't a minty matchmaker. there nommy
Think of him as a minty matchmaker that's been under the sofa since Christmas.
oh how can a girl resist in that case.
Oh no, I've not been under the sofa, just sat on it from time to time
isn't that the same thing? sat festering on the sofa?
All depends who sits next to me yeah, depends on how distracted you get, "
It's fun being the one who distracts though |
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