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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh

"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life." my boss told me.

"Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009." I informed him.

"Really?" he asked.

"No." I said.

HMMM they say that sarcasm is a sign of inner anger and if that's anything to go by then i must be a very innerly angry person

who appreciate's the wit and value of sarcasm and who detest's it?

apparently scots are amongst the most sarcastic people going...ii found out that most american's dont get or appreciate my sense of sarcasm when i tried to import it there on my travel through the years

who's the most sarcastic person you know and what's the most sarcastic thing you've ever heard or ever been told?

;)

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My sarcasm gland takes up 95% of my brain.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sarcasm is a skill. I use it regularly

Not many appreciate my relentless use of it tho, some are just baffled half the time as they dont understand. But that makes it even more fun!

Lx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sarcasm is a skill. I use it regularly

Not many appreciate my relentless use of it tho, some are just baffled half the time as they dont understand. But that makes it even more fun!

Lx"

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By *bony in IvoryCouple  over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

To some it's the lowest form of wit, but fuck!!! It dont arff work! Lol

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"My sarcasm gland takes up 95% of my brain."
my brain takes up 5% of my sarcasm gland

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"To some it's the lowest form of wit, but fuck!!! It dont arff work! Lol "
how low can you go!how low can you go! lol x

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Sarcasm is a skill. I use it regularly

Not many appreciate my relentless use of it tho, some are just baffled half the time as they dont understand. But that makes it even more fun!

Lx"

hmmm your a very skilled lady in more ways than one from what i can remember lol keep up the good work! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol!

And the most sarcastic person would have to be you ninj!

Lx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sarcasm is a skill. I use it regularly

Lx"

Ahhh I see what you did there

Geek

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sarcasm is a skill. I use it regularly

Lx

Ahhh I see what you did there

Geek "

You do? Coz i dont! Tell me what i did lol

X

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Sarcasm is a skill. I use it regularly

Lx

Ahhh I see what you did there

Geek

You do? Coz i dont! Tell me what i did lol

X"

why tell when i can show! or was that your plan all along by feigning no recollection? crafty bugger but hey i have to say i like your style lol x

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Lol!

And the most sarcastic person would have to be you ninj!

Lx"

hahaha tell me something i dont know lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wow, this is the best thread ever!

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Wow, this is the best thread ever!"
wow your so incredibly funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's not for no reason that there is the saying, "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit". It's abused and misused and is lowest common denominator humour.

Personally, I 'cking detest sarcasm and if someone's profile includes them saying how their sense of humour is sarcastic, it's an instant "Nope!" from me. they'd be lucky if I didn't block them too.

The thing that gets me is the number people seem to be so very proud of their sarcastic tendencies, like it's a badge of honour. It's not, it just makes you look like a bit of a dick, and not a very nice bit at that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That'll be most of the forum then.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ah well... if the cap fits!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In my experience, people who don't get sarcasm are usually not the sharpest tools in the box.

Just saying, you know.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Y'know, for a second there I was almost going to resist making a very obvious jibe about those who rely almost exclusively on sarcasm being rather tool-esque themselves.

Almost.

Nah, lets be honest. There's nothing to "get" about sarcasm. By its very nature it's the most crude, unrefined and obvious tool in the comedy armamentarium. Saying that people don't get sarcasm is like saying that they don't get being whacked in the face with a 2 by 4. You don't need to get it. It just happens. It's about as easy to ignore as the plank and just as blunt.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sarcasm has earned me a few days jankers on cyber "devils island"......

I "really" respect .....??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sarcasm has earned me a few days jankers on cyber "devils island"......

I "really" respect .....?? "

Steady there convict69!!!!

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By *ky HookMan  over a year ago

Dundee


"It's not for no reason that there is the saying, "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit". It's abused and misused and is lowest common denominator humour."

The other half of that saying is that it "is the highest form of intelligence"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's sarcasm?

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By *ky HookMan  over a year ago

Dundee


"There's nothing to "get" about sarcasm. By its very nature it's the most crude, unrefined and obvious tool in the comedy armamentarium. Saying that people don't get sarcasm is like saying that they don't get being whacked in the face with a 2 by 4. You don't need to get it. It just happens. It's about as easy to ignore as the plank and just as blunt."

The 'get' about sarcasm is not the humour but rather the understanding of it. In my oppinion sarcasm is not a comiedic tool but rather a mind exercise. I wont denigh that people use it as such but the true humour in sarcasm is unintended it is the comment being taken litterally by the recipient.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My friend works at the Royal Infirmary and she says one of the cancer specialists is an american doctor and he said the amount of times he has to tell someone they have cancer and their reply is something like 'oh well, as long as its nothing serious' is incredible and he can't understand it.

Sarcasm is a very british way of dealing with emotions, good, bad or indifferent. It doesn't always have elicit a big belly laugh either as its not just to make people laugh.

I'm a big fan but not if its at the expense of others who can't or won't be able to defend themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Y'know, for a second there I was almost going to resist making a very obvious jibe about those who rely almost exclusively on sarcasm being rather tool-esque themselves.

Almost.

Nah, lets be honest. There's nothing to "get" about sarcasm. By its very nature it's the most crude, unrefined and obvious tool in the comedy armamentarium. Saying that people don't get sarcasm is like saying that they don't get being whacked in the face with a 2 by 4. You don't need to get it. It just happens. It's about as easy to ignore as the plank and just as blunt."

And here was me thinking I was an arrogant arsehole

See what I did there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's Bo's weapon of choice. I like it but it really does take energy n brains to do it right without causing offence.

Teaching me to drive years ago and he said "Felling a bit continental today dear" as I was driving us down a country road at about 12 miles an hour.

Turns out I was driving on the wrong side if the road.

Does make me laugh though.

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Some so obviously dont know the meaning of the word

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You shouldb't be here if you're bi , you shouldn't be here if you're a married man, and now you shouldn''t be here if you're sarcastic.

This place would be pretty empty if all the "you shouldn't" people got their way.

I'll find funny, and laugh at what I like, and make the jokes I find funny.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can't learn to be sarcastic and there's nothing to "get".You either are or you're not!!I myself am a sarcastic wee shit and intend to stay that way!!Only way I could be better is if I was taller!!!!Leave the sarcasm

alone please this place would be truly shit with out it!!!Try irony instead!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can't learn to be sarcastic and there's nothing to "get".You either are or you're not!!I myself am a sarcastic wee shit and intend to stay that way!!Only way I could be better is if I was taller!!!!Leave the sarcasm

alone please this place would be truly shit with out it!!!Try irony instead!! "

What he said.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple  over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Like most things in life , stuff has different levels.. I tend to be sarcastic in a funny way , those that know me well " get me " ... Are times when the other end of the spectrum comes into play ... Not often, but needs must and all that! Lol

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"My friend works at the Royal Infirmary and she says one of the cancer specialists is an american doctor and he said the amount of times he has to tell someone they have cancer and their reply is something like 'oh well, as long as its nothing serious' is incredible and he can't understand it.

Sarcasm is a very british way of dealing with emotions, good, bad or indifferent. It doesn't always have elicit a big belly laugh either as its not just to make people laugh.

I'm a big fan but not if its at the expense of others who can't or won't be able to defend themselves."

very well said...thanks for sharing

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"You can't learn to be sarcastic and there's nothing to "get".You either are or you're not!!I myself am a sarcastic wee shit and intend to stay that way!!Only way I could be better is if I was taller!!!!Leave the sarcasm

alone please this place would be truly shit with out it!!!Try irony instead!! "

someone get this man a pint!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A pint of bitter?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Milk ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A pint of bitter? "

A keg at least!!!Oh and a box of nice over ripe grapefruits to throw at the infidels.

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"A pint of bitter?

A keg at least!!!Oh and a box of nice over ripe grapefruits to throw at the infidels."

lol grapefruit juice is good for weight loss apparently

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A pint of bitter?

A keg at least!!!Oh and a box of nice over ripe grapefruits to throw at the infidels.lol grapefruit juice is good for weight loss apparently"

Well sod that!!!Just make a couple of bottles of Irony Bru!!!

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"A pint of bitter?

A keg at least!!!Oh and a box of nice over ripe grapefruits to throw at the infidels.lol grapefruit juice is good for weight loss apparently

Well sod that!!!Just make a couple of bottles of Irony Bru!!!"

lol iron bru is good for putting on the weight and rottening your teeth and inside's lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A pint of bitter?

A keg at least!!!Oh and a box of nice over ripe grapefruits to throw at the infidels.lol grapefruit juice is good for weight loss apparently

Well sod that!!!Just make a couple of bottles of Irony Bru!!!lol iron bru is good for putting on the weight and rottening your teeth and inside's lol "

irn bru does the same

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By *yrshiremischiefMan  over a year ago

Kilmarnock


""Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life." my boss told me.

"Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009." I informed him.

"Really?" he asked.

"No." I said.

HMMM they say that sarcasm is a sign of inner anger and if that's anything to go by then i must be a very innerly angry person

who appreciate's the wit and value of sarcasm and who detest's it?

apparently scots are amongst the most sarcastic people going...ii found out that most american's dont get or appreciate my sense of sarcasm when i tried to import it there on my travel through the years

who's the most sarcastic person you know and what's the most sarcastic thing you've ever heard or ever been told?

;)

xxx"

Given that you can travel through the years, perhaps you can still make Santiago in 2009?

PS - Looking forward to some more random punctuation in your reply!

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


""Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life." my boss told me.

"Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009." I informed him.

"Really?" he asked.

"No." I said.

HMMM they say that sarcasm is a sign of inner anger and if that's anything to go by then i must be a very innerly angry person

who appreciate's the wit and value of sarcasm and who detest's it?

apparently scots are amongst the most sarcastic people going...ii found out that most american's dont get or appreciate my sense of sarcasm when i tried to import it there on my travel through the years

who's the most sarcastic person you know and what's the most sarcastic thing you've ever heard or ever been told?

;)

xxx

Given that you can travel through the years, perhaps you can still make Santiago in 2009?

PS - Looking forward to some more random punctuation in your reply!

"

do you secretly fantasise about being a victorian english teacher and "disciplining" naughty boys with your "rod of correction"? should i lend you my time machine and you can transport yourself back a century?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

PS - Looking forward to some more random punctuation in your reply!

"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ach punctuation is overrated it just takes too long to put it in lifes too short

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By *yrshiremischiefMan  over a year ago

Kilmarnock


""Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life." my boss told me.

"Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009." I informed him.

"Really?" he asked.

"No." I said.

HMMM they say that sarcasm is a sign of inner anger and if that's anything to go by then i must be a very innerly angry person

who appreciate's the wit and value of sarcasm and who detest's it?

apparently scots are amongst the most sarcastic people going...ii found out that most american's dont get or appreciate my sense of sarcasm when i tried to import it there on my travel through the years

who's the most sarcastic person you know and what's the most sarcastic thing you've ever heard or ever been told?

;)

xxx

Given that you can travel through the years, perhaps you can still make Santiago in 2009?

PS - Looking forward to some more random punctuation in your reply!

do you secretly fantasise about being a victorian english teacher and "disciplining" naughty boys with your "rod of correction"? should i lend you my time machine and you can transport yourself back a century?"

Now, do you want me to travel back a Century - or to Victorian times? Given that Victoria passed in 1901 - as did her era, I can't do both.

I'm sure you're making this easy for me on purpose.

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


""Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life." my boss told me.

"Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009." I informed him.

"Really?" he asked.

"No." I said.

HMMM they say that sarcasm is a sign of inner anger and if that's anything to go by then i must be a very innerly angry person

who appreciate's the wit and value of sarcasm and who detest's it?

apparently scots are amongst the most sarcastic people going...ii found out that most american's dont get or appreciate my sense of sarcasm when i tried to import it there on my travel through the years

who's the most sarcastic person you know and what's the most sarcastic thing you've ever heard or ever been told?

;)

xxx

Given that you can travel through the years, perhaps you can still make Santiago in 2009?

PS - Looking forward to some more random punctuation in your reply!

do you secretly fantasise about being a victorian english teacher and "disciplining" naughty boys with your "rod of correction"? should i lend you my time machine and you can transport yourself back a century?

Now, do you want me to travel back a Century - or to Victorian times? Given that Victoria passed in 1901 - as did her era, I can't do both.

I'm sure you're making this easy for me on purpose."

you should be a lawyer....assuming that your not already....you remind me of a nun i once knew...she was a tough cookie too lol

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By *ky HookMan  over a year ago

Dundee


"You shouldb't be here if you're bi , you shouldn't be here if you're a married man, and now you shouldn''t be here if you're sarcastic.

This place would be pretty empty if all the "you shouldn't" people got their way.

I'll find funny, and laugh at what I like, and make the jokes I find funny. "

Amen to that Wull just dont get upset if yer thi only ain laughin

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"You shouldb't be here if you're bi , you shouldn't be here if you're a married man, and now you shouldn''t be here if you're sarcastic.

This place would be pretty empty if all the "you shouldn't" people got their way.

I'll find funny, and laugh at what I like, and make the jokes I find funny.

Amen to that Wull just dont get upset if yer thi only ain laughin "

hear hear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nobody knows if I'm laughing on my own. I just laugh on the inside.

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Nobody knows if I'm laughing on my own. I just laugh on the inside. "
careful you might have to get that checked out before you explode with laughter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You better hope I don't, 50 years worth to go off! Even Edinbury would be at risk!

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow


"Y'know, for a second there I was almost going to resist making a very obvious jibe about those who rely almost exclusively on sarcasm being rather tool-esque themselves.

Almost.

Nah, lets be honest. There's nothing to "get" about sarcasm. By its very nature it's the most crude, unrefined and obvious tool in the comedy armamentarium. Saying that people don't get sarcasm is like saying that they don't get being whacked in the face with a 2 by 4. You don't need to get it. It just happens. It's about as easy to ignore as the plank and just as blunt."

You don't get it.

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"You better hope I don't, 50 years worth to go off! Even Edinbury would be at risk!"
your as bad as a spermwhale by the sounds of it! It's gonna be a sperm-nami! Im building my biblical ark now and changing my profile name to nakedNoah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Spermwhale! Fnnarr fnnarr!

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Lol!

And the most sarcastic person would have to be you ninj!

Lxhahaha tell me something i dont know lol xxx"

It doesnt work if you put a daft after every feckin comment!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Undoubtedly one of the easiest ways to gauge someone's intelligence.

As a hard and fast rule, if people don't like sarcasm and don't use it then we will not get on with them.

No loss whatsoever.

The ones that don't get sarcasm are invariably thick as mince.

The ones that state it's the lowest form of wit? See the above sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In my experience, people who don't get sarcasm are usually not the sharpest tools in the box.

Just saying, you know."

Not so much that as just painfully obtuse and generally boring as well.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh, there is person in particular here who can switch out of the blue from entertaining pm chat, to replying "eh?" to everything. I don't know if it's being obtuse, thick, or early onset dementia, but I have given up trying.

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Oh, there is person in particular here who can switch out of the blue from entertaining pm chat, to replying "eh?" to everything. I don't know if it's being obtuse, thick, or early onset dementia, but I have given up trying. "
lol who might this person in question be i wonder? anyone we know?

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Undoubtedly one of the easiest ways to gauge someone's intelligence.

As a hard and fast rule, if people don't like sarcasm and don't use it then we will not get on with them.

No loss whatsoever.

The ones that don't get sarcasm are invariably thick as mince.

The ones that state it's the lowest form of wit? See the above sentence."

very well said....i sometimes find it rather frustrating conversing with individuals who struggle to put together a sentence much less appreciate various level's of intellect and humour.....qualities of which i find to be something of an aphrodisiac ...what can i say i cant help being a sapiosexual

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh, there is person in particular here who can switch out of the blue from entertaining pm chat, to replying "eh?" to everything. I don't know if it's being obtuse, thick, or early onset dementia, but I have given up trying. lol who might this person in question be i wonder? anyone we know?"

You mean you've forgotten already...?

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Oh, there is person in particular here who can switch out of the blue from entertaining pm chat, to replying "eh?" to everything. I don't know if it's being obtuse, thick, or early onset dementia, but I have given up trying. lol who might this person in question be i wonder? anyone we know?

You mean you've forgotten already...?

"

talking to me?

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