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I'm really scared......
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm visiting Ratshit Towers....and I'm bloody scared!!
She's locked me in my cell and threatening me with non stop Ninj jokes!! 
She said if I go online I'll get no meds 
Somebody save me....PLEASSSSSEEEEE!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry kinkster i tried asking king kong, godzilla and a variety of superhero's to rescue you....
.... they all ran away screaming
"RATSHIT...... no fuckin chance"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry kinkster i tried asking king kong, godzilla and a variety of superhero's to rescue you....
.... they all ran away screaming
"RATSHIT...... no fuckin chance"
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She's no nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm visiting Ratshit Towers....and I'm bloody scared!!
She's locked me in my cell and threatening me with non stop Ninj jokes!!
She said if I go online I'll get no meds
Somebody save me....PLEASSSSSEEEEE!!!! "
I can post you a spoon so you can start digging your way out.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk
everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...  "
poor jinty
"Shes nobodys chield
nobodys chiiieeeelllddd
shes jist like a floweeerrr
shes growin wiiieeeelllddd"
somebody shut that pub singer up  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk
everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares... "
But you like it Jintz McGintz...you can converse with your other personalities in peace  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm visiting Ratshit Towers....and I'm bloody scared!!
She's locked me in my cell and threatening me with non stop Ninj jokes!!
She said if I go online I'll get no meds
Somebody save me....PLEASSSSSEEEEE!!!!
I can post you a spoon so you can start digging your way out. "
Gee ta |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk
everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...
poor jinty
"Shes nobodys chield
nobodys chiiieeeelllddd
shes jist like a floweeerrr
shes growin wiiieeeelllddd"
somebody shut that pub singer up
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Awe ffs. ..it'll be the wallpaper song next! Beam me up!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saving the wallpaper song until wednesday when Scotland are playing
Warning appreciated nutjob!!!!! xx "
keep yer earplugs handy, it'll be loud enough to be heard in the kingdom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk
everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares... "
THAT'S why yer all blue! It's cold in that padded cell! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk
everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...
THAT'S why yer all blue! It's cold in that padded cell!"
How many times do you need telt!!!! Its artistic!!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk
everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...
THAT'S why yer all blue! It's cold in that padded cell!
How many times do you need telt!!!! Its artistic!!!!!!!!! "
Any other "artistic" pics then? In different colours? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk
everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...
THAT'S why yer all blue! It's cold in that padded cell!
How many times do you need telt!!!! Its artistic!!!!!!!!!
Any other "artistic" pics then? In different colours?"
What a feckin chancer .....she's actually a smurf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk
everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...
THAT'S why yer all blue! It's cold in that padded cell!
How many times do you need telt!!!! Its artistic!!!!!!!!!
Any other "artistic" pics then? In different colours?
What a feckin chancer .....she's actually a smurf "
The one with the long white beard? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk
everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...
THAT'S why yer all blue! It's cold in that padded cell!
How many times do you need telt!!!! Its artistic!!!!!!!!!
Any other "artistic" pics then? In different colours?
What a feckin chancer .....she's actually a smurf "
does that mean that ratshit is gargamel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk
everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...
THAT'S why yer all blue! It's cold in that padded cell!
How many times do you need telt!!!! Its artistic!!!!!!!!!
Any other "artistic" pics then? In different colours?
What a feckin chancer .....she's actually a smurf
The one with the long white beard?"
Noooooooo, cute wee smurfette  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk
everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...
THAT'S why yer all blue! It's cold in that padded cell!
How many times do you need telt!!!! Its artistic!!!!!!!!!
Any other "artistic" pics then? In different colours?
What a feckin chancer .....she's actually a smurf
does that mean that ratshit is gargamel "
Lmao!!....aye, the female version  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk
everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...
THAT'S why yer all blue! It's cold in that padded cell!
How many times do you need telt!!!! Its artistic!!!!!!!!!
Any other "artistic" pics then? In different colours?
What a feckin chancer .....she's actually a smurf
The one with the long white beard?
Noooooooo, cute wee smurfette "
The long white "beard" isn't necessarily on her chin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh aye ..cause it's the kountess of clunk
everyone's bothered! Ratshits had me locked up for over a week now and nothing...nobody cares...
THAT'S why yer all blue! It's cold in that padded cell!
How many times do you need telt!!!! Its artistic!!!!!!!!!
Any other "artistic" pics then? In different colours?
What a feckin chancer .....she's actually a smurf
The one with the long white beard?
Noooooooo, cute wee smurfette
The long white "beard" isn't necessarily on her chin."
And I got told I was taking a risk earlier lmao |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oi Beany and Kuntles, you calling me an evil witch?
You know there are consequences for such behaviour 
Ratshit you meany, you cant scare the beany "
Oh Beany...it's been nice knowing you |
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"Did she allow you to "slop out" this morning or is she too cruel to even allow that 
My cruelty knows no bounds 
Surely your sense of smell does though"
I have no sense of smell and come to think of it, you have not received your initiation into Ratshit Towers.
You are on slop out duty from now till 5pm Friday. Now get to it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi Beany and Kuntles, you calling me an evil witch?
You know there are consequences for such behaviour
Ratshit you meany, you cant scare the beany
Cell 34 for you!!! "
can i request room 237 |
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"Oi Beany and Kuntles, you calling me an evil witch?
You know there are consequences for such behaviour
Ratshit you meany, you cant scare the beany
Oh Beany...it's been nice knowing you "
Did I grant you permission to speak??? Cell 35 for you |
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"Oi Beany and Kuntles, you calling me an evil witch?
You know there are consequences for such behaviour
Ratshit you meany, you cant scare the beany
Cell 34 for you!!!
can i request room 237 "
Any more nonsense and backchat from you and you will be on slop out with Mac!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi Beany and Kuntles, you calling me an evil witch?
You know there are consequences for such behaviour
Ratshit you meany, you cant scare the beany
Oh Beany...it's been nice knowing you
Did I grant you permission to speak??? Cell 35 for you "
On a mission, dont need permission |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did she allow you to "slop out" this morning or is she too cruel to even allow that
My cruelty knows no bounds
Surely your sense of smell does though
I have no sense of smell and come to think of it, you have not received your initiation into Ratshit Towers.
You are on slop out duty from now till 5pm Friday. Now get to it!!"
Please Ma'am may I have some rubber gloves |
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" You are on slop out duty from now till 5pm Friday. Now get to it!!
Please Ma'am may I have some rubber gloves "
PAH!!! Don't be such a baby!!! Hands and tongue only, I want those buckets spotless!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a bath please?????
Yes. WULLIE, get the tin bath out and fill it with the ice blocks from the deep freeze. Please scrub Inmate McGrotty down with the wire brush and carbolic."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I have a bath please?????
Yes. WULLIE, get the tin bath out and fill it with the ice blocks from the deep freeze. Please scrub Inmate McGrotty down with the wire brush and carbolic."
no fair !! Jinty always gets the fun stuff |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I have a bath please?????
Yes. WULLIE, get the tin bath out and fill it with the ice blocks from the deep freeze. Please scrub Inmate McGrotty down with the wire brush and carbolic.
no fair !! Jinty always gets the fun stuff "
I thought my idea was more fun.
For me. |
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After stumbling across Ratshit Towers and havin a sneaky peek through the letter box I'm going to do the sensible thing and..............RUN LIKE THE WIND...........good luck to all the brave souls in there!!!!!!!! |
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"After stumbling across Ratshit Towers and havin a sneaky peek through the letter box I'm going to do the sensible thing and..............RUN LIKE THE WIND...........good luck to all the brave souls in there!!!!!!!!"
You do realise all the gates and fences are electrified and there is no escape!! |
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"After stumbling across Ratshit Towers and havin a sneaky peek through the letter box I'm going to do the sensible thing and..............RUN LIKE THE WIND...........good luck to all the brave souls in there!!!!!!!!
You do realise all the gates and fences are electrified and there is no escape!! "
*Finds nearest bush and cowers* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"and the inmates no longer have souls. That is what I feast on!!! "
ratshits got so much soul she roams the asylum.... i mean guest house.... beltin oot aretha franklin choons |
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"and the inmates no longer have souls. That is what I feast on!!!
ratshits got so much soul she roams the asylum.... i mean guest house.... beltin oot aretha franklin choons "
With the meds she's got she must sing "who's zoomin now" all day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Paint yourself a funny colour, and I'll get the wire brush and dettol round to you.
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For some reason McSquinty liked it when I used the bottle brush on her "hard to reach" places. |
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"After stumbling across Ratshit Towers and havin a sneaky peek through the letter box I'm going to do the sensible thing and..............RUN LIKE THE WIND...........good luck to all the brave souls in there!!!!!!!!
You do realise all the gates and fences are electrified and there is no escape!!
*Finds nearest bush and cowers* "
Is it safe to come out I'm feckin freezin |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After stumbling across Ratshit Towers and havin a sneaky peek through the letter box I'm going to do the sensible thing and..............RUN LIKE THE WIND...........good luck to all the brave souls in there!!!!!!!!
You do realise all the gates and fences are electrified and there is no escape!!
*Finds nearest bush and cowers*
Is it safe to come out I'm feckin freezin"
Good grief....are you still here? Save yourselves... its too late for the rest of us but....R U N....... The fuse box is bound to blow soon...... |
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"After stumbling across Ratshit Towers and havin a sneaky peek through the letter box I'm going to do the sensible thing and..............RUN LIKE THE WIND...........good luck to all the brave souls in there!!!!!!!!
You do realise all the gates and fences are electrified and there is no escape!!
*Finds nearest bush and cowers*
Is it safe to come out I'm feckin freezin
Good grief....are you still here? Save yourselves... its too late for the rest of us but....R U N....... The fuse box is bound to blow soon...... "
I'm trying......I found a toothpick and I'm digging under the fence |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Paint yourself a funny colour, and I'll get the wire brush and dettol round to you.
For some reason McSquinty liked it when I used the bottle brush on her "hard to reach" places."
She's a kinky wee bitch though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Paint yourself a funny colour, and I'll get the wire brush and dettol round to you.
For some reason McSquinty liked it when I used the bottle brush on her "hard to reach" places.
She's a kinky wee bitch though "
So I am finding out. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Paint yourself a funny colour, and I'll get the wire brush and dettol round to you.
For some reason McSquinty liked it when I used the bottle brush on her "hard to reach" places.
She's a kinky wee bitch though
So I am finding out. "
Taught her everything I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Paint yourself a funny colour, and I'll get the wire brush and dettol round to you.
For some reason McSquinty liked it when I used the bottle brush on her "hard to reach" places.
She's a kinky wee bitch though
So I am finding out.
Taught her everything I know "
Surely not EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Paint yourself a funny colour, and I'll get the wire brush and dettol round to you.
For some reason McSquinty liked it when I used the bottle brush on her "hard to reach" places.
She's a kinky wee bitch though
So I am finding out.
Taught her everything I know
Surely not EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
Well, anything worth knowing |
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No bloody way I'm risking ratshits wrath!!!! 