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"Jesus coped with nails being hammered through his hands as well ninj. not suggesting you try it but if you do let us know how it goes "I'm willing to help see if you can walk on the Firth of Forth if you want ninj  | |||
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"I have been known to walk on air "Air Jordans DO NOT COUNT Steph | |||
"I have been known to walk on air
Air Jordans DO NOT COUNT Steph "I don't wear Air Jordans I float in my gorgeous gowns  | |||
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"Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers... Cucumbers are 96% water... therefore I'm 96% Jesus "If you really are jesus im the virginn mary ...call me | |||
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"If you turn water in to wine .. call me . Lol x" I can turn wine into water. Ish.  | |||
"If you turn water in to wine .. call me . Lol x I can turn wine into water. Ish. "Did you miss out a P lol xx | |||
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"If you turn water in to wine .. call me . Lol x I can turn wine into water. Ish.
Did you miss out a P lol xx "Ossibly... | |||
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"Jesus coped with nails being hammered through his hands as well ninj. not suggesting you try it but if you do let us know how it goes "This alleged predecesor to David Blaine did die after his escapology ballsup, most likely from blood los | |||
"Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers... Cucumbers are 96% water... therefore I'm 96% Jesus If you really are jesus im the virginn mary ...call me "Haha | |||
"Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers... Cucumbers are 96% water... therefore I'm 96% Jesus If you really are jesus im the virginn mary ...call me
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"Jesus coped with nails being hammered through his hands as well ninj. not suggesting you try it but if you do let us know how it goes "erm i've hit the nail's on my fingers a fair few time's with a hammer...doe's that count? | |||
"Jesus coped with nails being hammered through his hands as well ninj. not suggesting you try it but if you do let us know how it goes
I'm willing to help see if you can walk on the Firth of Forth if you want ninj "shouldnt be a problem as anyone can use the occasional floating nappy or bloated dead body to hop and skip your way across | |||
"If you turn water in to wine .. call me . Lol x" i've already figured out how to turn water into moonshine....should i still call ya? | |||
"Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers... Cucumbers are 96% water... therefore I'm 96% Jesus If you really are jesus im the virginn mary ...call me "hmmm well you will be known as the bloody mary after im finished with ya and i aint talking about devine conception baby | |||
"This thread has made me chuckle "chuckle on chuckle brother's & sister's | |||
"Hey u fancy going on a wooden cross and getting nails hammered in to you but remember and turn the water into wine before u do.Oh and dont forget the thorny bunnet. Signed wee mary from jerusalem "hmmm someone clearly has a sadomasochistic streak xxx | |||
"I just bought some loaves and fishes can you do anything with them got a few folk coming over about 5000 any suggestions" erm yea no problem....hold on a sec let me just call up jamie oliver and see if i can figure out a recipe | |||
"Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers... Cucumbers are 96% water... therefore I'm 96% Jesus "and 100% of us say "Oh Jesus, what shit joke is he foisting on us now!!" | |||
"Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers... Cucumbers are 96% water... therefore I'm 96% Jesus
and 100% of us say "Oh Jesus, what shit joke is he foisting on us now!!" "your zealous pessismism is so draining and non-endearing ya lol | |||
"Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers... Cucumbers are 96% water... therefore I'm 96% Jesus
and 100% of us say "Oh Jesus, what shit joke is he foisting on us now!!" your zealous pessismism is so draining and non-endearing ya lol"Don't you mean "I find your lack of faith disturbing"? | |||
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"Can I be mother theaser? "dont tease just please | |||
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"I often wondered whether my likeness was akin to the big man himself cause in the throws of passion the woman keeps calling to me "Oh my God, Oh Jesus, oh my fucking God." I have to keep reminding them that I'm just a dumb ole country boy with dirt between my toes. lol "Im just very religious you know ..honest i am hee hee | |||
