Paddy and Murphy are talking about Paddys parachute jump, So Paddy, how did it go?
Well Murphy, I got in the plane and everything was fine, it took off and everything was fine, but when we got up there and they opened the door, I took one look down and thought "no way am I doing
this" but when I turned around, there was the biggest black instructor stood behind me with his massive cock in his hand and he said
"If you don't go out that door, then this is going straight up your arse"
Murphy said, Jesus Paddy, did you jump?
Well Murphy, only when it went in! |
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