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"She muttered some nonsense about being in the wilds with my granny and grandad. I don't know if they were shooting grouse or drinking it."
probably both  |
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** BREAKING NEWS **
Mad fifer spotted wandering the highlands carrying a self whittled walking stick and pink knapsack, local farmers report their animals as being distressed by her singing
" valderi, valdera ......" |
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I've told her before about going off with strange men! She'll be held hostage by some weirdo that'll make her cook and bake for him. She'll probably be used as a sex slave too...poor wee Jinty  |
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"I've told her before about going off with strange men! She'll be held hostage by some weirdo that'll make her cook and bake for him. She'll probably be used as a sex slave too...poor wee Jinty "
I resent that. I never made her cook and bake for me. |
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"I've told her before about going off with strange men! She'll be held hostage by some weirdo that'll make her cook and bake for him. She'll probably be used as a sex slave too...poor wee Jinty
I resent that. I never made her cook and bake for me."
Ahhh, but yo're no denying the sex slave bit!!  |
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Thats me back from my 5 mile yomp over hill and dale.....and finally got a signal again.
AND....there was SO sex!!!!! AND.....you're right kinky he is a weirdo!
Have to say though he has been very good to me....flu symptoms back with a vengeance....is it ever going to go??.....  |
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Awwwww Jints, you're just no getting the right care!
Come stay with me and I'll put on my nurses uniform, give ya bed baths, wee hot toddy's, nice food, keep ya in a cosy bed with dvd's to watch, read to ya and loads of booby hugs
Aye right then!! lol   |
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"Awwwww Jints, you're just no getting the right care!
Come stay with me and I'll put on my nurses uniform, give ya bed baths, wee hot toddy's, nice food, keep ya in a cosy bed with dvd's to watch, read to ya and loads of booby hugs
Aye right then!! lol "
oh i feel the flu coming on  |
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"Awwwww Jints, you're just no getting the right care!
Come stay with me and I'll put on my nurses uniform, give ya bed baths, wee hot toddy's, nice food, keep ya in a cosy bed with dvd's to watch, read to ya and loads of booby hugs
Aye right then!! lol
oh i feel the flu coming on "
I've had the cold all week, and nobody offered me a booby cuddle. |
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"Awwwww Jints, you're just no getting the right care!
Come stay with me and I'll put on my nurses uniform, give ya bed baths, wee hot toddy's, nice food, keep ya in a cosy bed with dvd's to watch, read to ya and loads of booby hugs
Aye right then!! lol "
Well done kinkers...that'll have them all feverish and sweaty!!! Im on my way though......  |
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"Awwwww Jints, you're just no getting the right care!
Come stay with me and I'll put on my nurses uniform, give ya bed baths, wee hot toddy's, nice food, keep ya in a cosy bed with dvd's to watch, read to ya and loads of booby hugs
Aye right then!! lol
oh i feel the flu coming on
I've had the cold all week, and nobody offered me a booby cuddle. "
My booby hugs are for Jinty only...(cos that's where she comes up to) |
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"Awwwww Jints, you're just no getting the right care!
Come stay with me and I'll put on my nurses uniform, give ya bed baths, wee hot toddy's, nice food, keep ya in a cosy bed with dvd's to watch, read to ya and loads of booby hugs
Aye right then!! lol
oh i feel the flu coming on
I've had the cold all week, and nobody offered me a booby cuddle.
My booby hugs are for Jinty only...(cos that's where she comes up to) "
Oi!!!! Im sure if i stretch i can reach yer oxter missus!!! And when it comes to booby hugs im way oot in front! |
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"Awwwww Jints, you're just no getting the right care!
Come stay with me and I'll put on my nurses uniform, give ya bed baths, wee hot toddy's, nice food, keep ya in a cosy bed with dvd's to watch, read to ya and loads of booby hugs
Aye right then!! lol
oh i feel the flu coming on
I've had the cold all week, and nobody offered me a booby cuddle.
My booby hugs are for Jinty only...(cos that's where she comes up to)
Oi!!!! Im sure if i stretch i can reach yer oxter missus!!! And when it comes to booby hugs im way oot in front! "
How low down does one have to go to get a jintybooby hug, or do you stand on a box or something? |
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"Awwwww Jints, you're just no getting the right care!
Come stay with me and I'll put on my nurses uniform, give ya bed baths, wee hot toddy's, nice food, keep ya in a cosy bed with dvd's to watch, read to ya and loads of booby hugs
Aye right then!! lol
oh i feel the flu coming on
I've had the cold all week, and nobody offered me a booby cuddle.
My booby hugs are for Jinty only...(cos that's where she comes up to)
Oi!!!! Im sure if i stretch i can reach yer oxter missus!!! And when it comes to booby hugs im way oot in front!
How low down does one have to go to get a jintybooby hug, or do you stand on a box or something?"
I know gravity is taking over but they're no scrapin' the flare yet!!!!!! ( @ ) ( @ )  |
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