I was walking my dog through the park today when a warden came over and said,
"There's a £50 fine for dogs who foul the footpath."
"Well that's not going to bother
him," I replied, pointing to my
dog. "He's never got any money."
All jokes aside I don't know how someone could have the nerve to let their mutts shit all over the place for kids to step in it and trail it all over the place,it's only in the uk that it seems to be socially acceptable to do so as I have never witnessed such vast amounts of shit dropped on the street for people to avoid like land mines |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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Equally, I spotted a guy whose dog was tied up outside a post office pick up a pile of shit his dog didn't do.
I don't see the need for non-assistance dogs in towns/ cities but this guy was doing his bit for the reputation of dog owners everywhere. |
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"Equally, I spotted a guy whose dog was tied up outside a post office pick up a pile of shit his dog didn't do.
I don't see the need for non-assistance dogs in towns/ cities but this guy was doing his bit for the reputation of dog owners everywhere."
I've thought about doing that at the local playing field but I'd go to the bin with about 30 poo bags of the stuff, if not more. If I see someone letting their dog shit and they go to walk away, I run up to them and give them a bag. They pick it up. Mind you it may have something to do with the 45 kilo Rottie standing beside me teehee!!!!!  |
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theres a bizarre one on one of my daunder routes ..... a bush with at least a dozen wee blue sacks full of dug kack hingin fom it ! .... some freak seems to pick up his or her dugs tollies , bag it up and have the brainwave te hing it on a bush ..... wot the fuck is that aw aboot ? ... either that or its the worlds first shit sack shrub ....  |
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"theres a bizarre one on one of my daunder routes ..... a bush with at least a dozen wee blue sacks full of dug kack hingin fom it ! .... some freak seems to pick up his or her dugs tollies , bag it up and have the brainwave te hing it on a bush ..... wot the fuck is that aw aboot ? ... either that or its the worlds first shit sack shrub .... "
That drives me nuts too! I've seen me placing the bag on top of a wall or fence if I'm doing a circular walk and I know there are no bins about, cos I don't want to walk for ages with a bag of poop but I always pick it up on the way back! I sometimes get funny looks when I do have one  |
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Drives me mad when I see it.. I always have a couple of bags on me. The one that really pisses me off is the arseholes (and that's me being polite), who exercise their dogs in the playground of the school next to me. |
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"theres a bizarre one on one of my daunder routes ..... a bush with at least a dozen wee blue sacks full of dug kack hingin fom it ! .... some freak seems to pick up his or her dugs tollies , bag it up and have the brainwave te hing it on a bush ..... wot the fuck is that aw aboot ? ... either that or its the worlds first shit sack shrub ....
That drives me nuts too! I've seen me placing the bag on top of a wall or fence if I'm doing a circular walk and I know there are no bins about, cos I don't want to walk for ages with a bag of poop but I always pick it up on the way back! I sometimes get funny looks when I do have one "
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)yeah .. ive seen me stash one and pick it up on the way back too .... takin a shit for a walk is a bit wierd even by my standards ... lol ... |
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"Equally, I spotted a guy whose dog was tied up outside a post office pick up a pile of shit his dog didn't do.
I don't see the need for non-assistance dogs in towns/ cities but this guy was doing his bit for the reputation of dog owners everywhere."
good man! But how can you be certain that he wasn't some dog shit fetish pervert who was collecting dog shit from the streets to rub all over his naked body later under the pretense that he was walking his neighbours dog ? |
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"This is why I have a jack russel. Like my bank account, the deposits are small.....I once saw a small dog take a really huge dump that was almost half his size!"
Been quite lucky with my wee biatch. 3 a day, all titchy.
Pet hate is dog shit bags in hedges tho, ARSEHOLES!! I also worked on the railways for a couple of yrs. You dont ever want to be on a banking near a bridge......yuch. |
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"it's only in the uk that it seems to be socially acceptable to do so as I have never witnessed such vast amounts of shit dropped on the street for people to avoid like land mines"
Try Paris,awful |
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By *nnyMan
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"Equally, I spotted a guy whose dog was tied up outside a post office pick up a pile of shit his dog didn't do.
I don't see the need for non-assistance dogs in towns/ cities but this guy was doing his bit for the reputation of dog owners everywhere.good man! But how can you be certain that he wasn't some dog shit fetish pervert who was collecting dog shit from the streets to rub all over his naked body later under the pretense that he was walking his neighbours dog ?"
I'm prepared to to give him the benefit of the doubt on this one.
Indeed, I think he ought to be encouraged. |
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years ago a neighbours dog shit on our doorstep and as I saw it happen I went out with a shovel, scooped it up and went and left it on the dog owners doorstep. He went nuts at me but I just said it wasn't mine and belonged to his dog. He never spoke to me again which was no loss |
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"years ago a neighbours dog shit on our doorstep and as I saw it happen I went out with a shovel, scooped it up and went and left it on the dog owners doorstep. He went nuts at me but I just said it wasn't mine and belonged to his dog. He never spoke to me again which was no loss"
i would have posted it through his letterbox or pasted it all over his front door/window's |
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"I am a dog walker soooo don't get me sarted grrrr what is the tree poo bags about and what about the big mounds how can the owner not see !!!!!!
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shit doesnt grow on tree's but tree's can grow on shit |
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