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you know your getting old when?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Your watching porn and all you are thinking is fuck me that bed look comfy

you your getting old when ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

LMFAO

Getting old when the girls in said porn are you enough to be your GRANDaughtet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Young enough and Grandaughter

Jeez all thumbs today

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman over a year ago

Glenrothes

your eyes aren't as good as they were, your hair is taking longer to keep the grey at bay and when the body starts heading south!!! Then of course, there is the constant sore joints, aches and pains. But I'm good really!!!!

Who am I again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when u want fm shoes, but buy the comfy ones

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

When your tutting at how short your daughters skirt is knowing full well yours was shorter at that age

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By *araidWoman over a year ago

the west (ish)

When you mention a stylus and people immediately think of a wee pen for poking at a smartphone or a tablet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When Beer, Bum and Gramophone Records were all the rage instead of Sex, Drugs and Simon Cowell

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

When you shag in every position possible then feel like you've hit by a truck the next day

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By *ime For ItMan over a year ago

Glasgow

There are Two things that happen to us as we get older. The First is...we begin to lose our Memory..................and for the life of me...I can't remember what the other one was ?....lol.

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By *ir laugh a lotMan over a year ago

glasgow

when you wish like fuck for saga to start a swingers site..pmsl

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By *stwoCouple over a year ago

anywhere

When you have more hair in your nose than your head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Um do I qualify to write on this thread