"..............they should be banned, they only encourage you to drink!
Where's my phone?
What day is it?
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awwww paracetamol and nice glass of cold water for you ?....NOW GET UP AND GET TO WORK lol  |
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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago
Paisley |
"I've been in some states at Burns Suppers. The best ones are the ones with the Steak Pie course as well as the soup & haggis etc. "
Was at one last week, I thought they were being a bit stingy with the haggis n neeps....and there was NAE tatties! Only to find out there was a steak pie course to follow!!!! Result!
Helps soak up more alcohol. |
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By *wiftiee OP Man
over a year ago
near Glasgow |
"..............they should be banned, they only encourage you to drink!
Where's my phone?
What day is it?
awwww paracetamol and nice glass of cold water for you ?....NOW GET UP AND GET TO WORK lol "
The heads fine, it's the rest that's not functioning too well!
Right.............shower, then purridge & honey!  |
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"..............they should be banned, they only encourage you to drink!
Where's my phone?
What day is it?
awwww paracetamol and nice glass of cold water for you ?....NOW GET UP AND GET TO WORK lol
The heads fine, it's the rest that's not functioning too well!
Right.............shower, then purridge &
honey! "
Too much info or is that just my dirty mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Eh.....what about the poor folk who have to listen to the d*unken ramblings of the d*unken bums after the third degree Burns????
"My fingers don't work"
"I've dropped my phone"
"We arra peepel"
"Hullooooo ur ye there??!"
...and then to add insult to injury a glorious rendition of "By yon bonnie banks......"
Disguuuusting!!!!!!! Lol xx    |
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"Eh.....what about the poor folk who have to listen to the d*unken ramblings of the d*unken bums after the third degree Burns????
"My fingers don't work"
"I've dropped my phone"
"We arra peepel"
"Hullooooo ur ye there??!"
...and then to add insult to injury a
glorious rendition of "By yon bonnie banks......"
Disguuuusting!!!!!!! Lol xx "
hahaha so funny jinty ...revenge is sweet on.your next girly night out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eh.....what about the poor folk who have to listen to the d*unken ramblings of the d*unken bums after the third degree Burns????
"My fingers don't work"
"I've dropped my phone"
"We arra peepel"
"Hullooooo ur ye there??!"
...and then to add insult to injury a
glorious rendition of "By yon bonnie banks......"
Disguuuusting!!!!!!! Lol xx hahaha so funny jinty ...revenge is sweet on.your next girly night out "
Oh don't worry Miss D....my claim for compensation is in the pipeline..... |
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"Eh.....what about the poor folk who have to listen to the d*unken ramblings of the d*unken bums after the third degree Burns????
"My fingers don't work"
"I've dropped my phone"
"We arra peepel"
"Hullooooo ur ye there??!"
...and then to add insult to injury a
glorious rendition of "By yon bonnie banks......"
Disguuuusting!!!!!!! Lol xx hahaha so funny jinty ...revenge is sweet on.your next girly night out
Oh don't worry Miss D....my claim for compensation is in the pipeline..... "
hahaha what you like |
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By *wiftiee OP Man
over a year ago
near Glasgow |
"..............they should be banned, they only encourage you to drink!
Where's my phone?
What day is it?
awwww paracetamol and nice glass of cold water for you ?....NOW GET UP AND GET TO WORK lol
The heads fine, it's the rest that's not functioning too well!
Right.............shower, then purridge &
honey! Too much info or is that just my dirty mind "
That's just your dirty mind!!  |
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"..............they should be banned, they only encourage you to drink!
Where's my phone?
What day is it?
awwww paracetamol and nice glass of cold water for you ?....NOW GET UP AND GET TO WORK lol
The heads fine, it's the rest that's not functioning too well!
Right.............shower, then purridge &
honey! Too much info or is that just my dirty mind
That's just your dirty mind!! "
awww no ma bad |
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By *wiftiee OP Man
over a year ago
near Glasgow |
"..............they should be banned, they only encourage you to drink!
Where's my phone?
What day is it?
"
I know you'll all be pleased to know that I found my phone, and I discovered that it's Wednesday today!!
And......I did some work too, but what on earth was going on at the flamin Clyde Tunnel? Long tailbacks at both ends! |
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