Right Idjits and Inmates. Line up on the left by age/height/booblage size/cocklage size.
Today we have white pills, yellow pills, pink pills and ENEMAs.
You have until 8.15am to sign in otherwise you are cold turkey till 2pm!
Newbies come to the front please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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cocklage size usually depends on who I am standing beside,with the way I feel this morning I wonder if I should Take all three pills ,knowing my luck I will end up with the enema! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Balls! I missed the rounds!
I was hoping for something to help me through my mountain of ironing.
Im gonna start up a board party on saturday nights if youd like to join me in doing mine "
Sounds interesting! |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Balls! I missed the rounds!
I was hoping for something to help me through my mountain of ironing.
Im gonna start up a board party on saturday nights if youd like to join me in doing mine
Sounds interesting! "
He just wants you to do his! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I preorder two of everything for the 2pm round, thanks..... except the enema! I'll donate my enema to my friend in the "Burns" unit! His system needs flushing..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I have 3 dozen yellows for 2p.m.
That should numb my brain from the mindfuck that is going to be my afternoon shift followed by a trip to ASDA. I fucking hate shopping, much better when your spaced out your box |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right Idjits and Inmates. Line up on the left by age/height/booblage size/cocklage size.
Today we have white pills, yellow pills, pink pills and ENEMAs.
You have until 8.15am to sign in otherwise you are cold turkey till 2pm!
Newbies come to the front please "
Damn I've missed both meds dispenser times, as I'm a newbie can I appeal to your 'softer side' don't laugh guys.. I'm sure there's one there way deep down..anyway can I have my double dose? I'm sure you would have guessed by now that I don't need the enema as I already talk sh@t |
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