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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have just finished getting a new kitchen fitted and painting - during which I managed to fall off my ladder, which set my mind a thinking.
What is the worst or funniest sexual related injury anyone has had or heard about?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i got a rash once and had to go to the docs!! some one decided to emm cum over me, and i got a rash all over my neck and chest my mum saw it and dragged me to the docs was mortified!!!!!!!
thats sexually related isnt it ? |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"i got a rash once and had to go to the docs!! some one decided to emm cum over me, and i got a rash all over my neck and chest my mum saw it and dragged me to the docs was mortified!!!!!!!
thats sexually related isnt it ?"
please tell me thats not an allergy to sperm.stay isolated in case its contagious. do not come into contact with other females.this could be worse than the plague.  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
worst one for me was when me and ex hubby first got together.
Going hard at it one night and he suddenly screamed in pain, pulled out and rushed to the loo - he had totally ripped his foreskin and lost about a pint of blood. God how I laughed (and still do)   |
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By *cotdaveMan
over a year ago
kilmarnock |
I was having sex with a girl one night when her dog ran in the room and must have thought I was attacking her as it started to bark at me then jumped on the bed and began biting my head. Me being a true professional just pulled the quilt over my head and kept going |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"worst one for me was when me and ex hubby first got together.
Going hard at it one night and he suddenly screamed in pain, pulled out and rushed to the loo - he had totally ripped his foreskin and lost about a pint of blood. God how I laughed (and still do) "
wendy thats just evil but funny lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An enthusiastic young lady once accidetally burst the tightly stretched skin on the head of my erection with a sharp thumbnail (right into it!!).. there was blood everywhere, it nipped like hell & took a wee while to heal.
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