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over a year ago
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"I'm happy to put my face up for research purposes so that you can test your theory.
This could be groundbreaking, I think you're onto something.  "
I quite agree I'm a genius!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And hold on a fucking minute, what does a ladies tits look like?!
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Just tits really."
Open your mind a little bit boobies could be the satellite dishes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a bit of an Aliens film nerd. HR Geiger did design the whole species to be a sort of sexual innuendo. Check out the sketches in his book Necronomicon.
Still wouldn't wanna fuck ane though!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone think Willie's look like alien and lady bits look like face huggers......  "
You'll have to post a nice close up of your lady bits Dita, so we can decide xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does anyone think Willie's look like alien and lady bits look like face huggers...... You can face hug me anytime LOL xx"
She has been invited to my birthday as she will be in Glasgow so you never know  lol
Geek  |
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Think its safe to say the last 45 minutes in aliens is as good as it gets? Not so much a movie more like getting fucked across the coupon by frank bruno 45 times at 60 second intervals. You could argue till the cows come home as to the best ever movie line but "get away from her you bitch" has to be up there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Newt could have been talking about Fab-ers....."They mostly come out at night.......Mostly!"
Terriffic line, and that girl has never worked in films before or since, totally made her! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Lol,that reminds me of the story my great uncle told me when I was 10 years old about the evolution of womankind.
I was eating some mussels out the jar and made the mistake of asking my uncle why some of the mussels had hair on the lipped side.
So in his thick geordie accent he told me all about how woman evolved from mussels,the mussels with hair being fannies with pubes which over millions of years sprouted legs,arms,body and a head lol.
The look of shock and horror on the faces of my great granny and aunties who were there was priceless!  |
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Carrie hehn is now a schoolteacher in california i believe. I was watching terminator 2 the other night and only realised jeanette goldman ie vasquez plays johns adoptive mom when i read the closing credits like how the fuck can that be the same person!? Sign of a quality actor. You always were an asshole gorman. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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" Lol,that reminds me of the story my great uncle told me when I was 10 years old about the evolution of womankind.
I was eating some mussels out the jar and made the mistake of asking my uncle why some of the mussels had hair on the lipped side.
So in his thick geordie accent he told me all about how woman evolved from mussels,the mussels with hair being fannies with pubes which over millions of years sprouted legs,arms,body and a head lol.
The look of shock and horror on the faces of my great granny and aunties who were there was priceless! "
Haha, only in your family, FannyLee xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Lol,that reminds me of the story my great uncle told me when I was 10 years old about the evolution of womankind.
I was eating some mussels out the jar and made the mistake of asking my uncle why some of the mussels had hair on the lipped side.
So in his thick geordie accent he told me all about how woman evolved from mussels,the mussels with hair being fannies with pubes which over millions of years sprouted legs,arms,body and a head lol.
The look of shock and horror on the faces of my great granny and aunties who were there was priceless!
Haha, only in your family, FannyLee xx "
My childhood was......awesomely different lol Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" Lol,that reminds me of the story my great uncle told me when I was 10 years old about the evolution of womankind.
I was eating some mussels out the jar and made the mistake of asking my uncle why some of the mussels had hair on the lipped side.
So in his thick geordie accent he told me all about how woman evolved from mussels,the mussels with hair being fannies with pubes which over millions of years sprouted legs,arms,body and a head lol.
The look of shock and horror on the faces of my great granny and aunties who were there was priceless! "
*actually can't stop laughing* |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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" Lol,that reminds me of the story my great uncle told me when I was 10 years old about the evolution of womankind.
I was eating some mussels out the jar and made the mistake of asking my uncle why some of the mussels had hair on the lipped side.
So in his thick geordie accent he told me all about how woman evolved from mussels,the mussels with hair being fannies with pubes which over millions of years sprouted legs,arms,body and a head lol.
The look of shock and horror on the faces of my great granny and aunties who were there was priceless!
Haha, only in your family, FannyLee xx
My childhood was......awesomely different lol Xx"
That explains a lot now.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Lol,that reminds me of the story my great uncle told me when I was 10 years old about the evolution of womankind.
I was eating some mussels out the jar and made the mistake of asking my uncle why some of the mussels had hair on the lipped side.
So in his thick geordie accent he told me all about how woman evolved from mussels,the mussels with hair being fannies with pubes which over millions of years sprouted legs,arms,body and a head lol.
The look of shock and horror on the faces of my great granny and aunties who were there was priceless!
*actually can't stop laughing*"
aye,I was blessed with the worlds most funny and vulgar great uncle,still pml whenever I think of it lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Lol,that reminds me of the story my great uncle told me when I was 10 years old about the evolution of womankind.
I was eating some mussels out the jar and made the mistake of asking my uncle why some of the mussels had hair on the lipped side.
So in his thick geordie accent he told me all about how woman evolved from mussels,the mussels with hair being fannies with pubes which over millions of years sprouted legs,arms,body and a head lol.
The look of shock and horror on the faces of my great granny and aunties who were there was priceless!
Haha, only in your family, FannyLee xx
My childhood was......awesomely different lol Xx
That explains a lot now.... "
I think I made it through my childhood relatively unscathed.........others may disagree :p lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a bit of an Aliens film nerd. HR Geiger did design the whole species to be a sort of sexual innuendo. Check out the sketches in his book Necronomicon.
Still wouldn't wanna fuck ane though! "
Yeah ive seen the pics & HR Geigers references to the sexual innuendos & they are crazily fucked up
I've got 2 of his designs tattooed on my bicep but thankfully they aint the sexual innuendos lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have a couple of ickle tattoos to get done before the main one for my right shoulder of a kinda translucent Predator mask with an alien face wearing it. I have a local guy going to work on sketches in the summer |
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