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over a year ago
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At my age most men are younger than me lol and yes I do like them but I'm not a cougar.
Typically, cougars prey upon men almost young enough to be their sons. Thus fortysomething cougars would be attracted to men in their 20s, and fiftysomething cougars would pursue men in their 30s and so on. Some cougars are less interested in a relationship than a sexual conquest, perhaps enjoying the fact that they are physically appealing to men who are considered to be in the prime of their virility.
A cougar may be married or unmarried, and some even go after their daughters' boyfriends.
Although the term 'cougar' comes from the big-game predatory cat of the same name, the cougar connection also may allude to the wearing of animal print clothing by older and more sexually aggressive women.  |
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OK....so I was right...a cougar is a mountain lion....
decided I must be missing something here so went and looked up other definitions of cougars........DOH!...I am a silly billy  |
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"At my age most men are younger than me lol and yes I do like them but I'm not a cougar.
Typically, cougars prey upon men almost young enough to be their sons. Thus fortysomething cougars would be attracted to men in their 20s, and fiftysomething cougars would pursue men in their 30s and so on. Some cougars are less interested in a relationship than a sexual conquest, perhaps enjoying the fact that they are physically appealing to men who are considered to be in the prime of their virility.
A cougar may be married or unmarried, and some even go after their daughters' boyfriends.
Although the term 'cougar' comes from the big-game predatory cat of the same name, the cougar connection also may allude to the wearing of animal print clothing by older and more sexually aggressive women. "
Thanks for that excellent explanation Laine, and Taj too.
No Minesawine is defo NOT a Cougar then, and eeuuuwwww to the animal print too lol
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Just started watching Cougar Town, its very funny but I actually thought the place was called cougar town ffs -
Classic line from the Cox lady after sex with a younger guy
"We had sex 3 times and you didn't need a nap or a pill" pmsl
Malc here btw xx
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cougars? I just know a black panther called Bagheera is perhaps the coolest cat of em all,lol
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jungle vip is a rather cool cat too "
He tends to talk too fast though,lol, bag heera is rrrather cool,lol
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Typically, cougars prey upon men almost young enough to be their sons. Thus fortysomething cougars would be attracted to men in their 20s, and fiftysomething cougars would pursue men in their 30s and so on. Some cougars are less interested in a relationship than a sexual conquest, perhaps enjoying the fact that they are physically appealing to men who are considered to be in the prime of their virility.
A cougar may be married or unmarried, and some even go after their daughters' boyfriends.
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Ahh so thats what it means, i did wonder, didnt want to ask incase i was shot down in flames, good shout mightyraith!
P.S...Come get me cougars  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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ok system was slow so phoned a friend instead and yes a cougar is an older lady who likes younger men lol what planet have I been living on ...
If the male is just a tad younger than me would I still be classed as a cougar? lol xxxxx |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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how come. female sexual predators,looking for a younger male, get a nice name like,cougar.where as, a male sexual predators,looking for a younger female,gets the name, dirty old man.it just doesnt seem fair.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mrsbite here...yep I think i'd class myself as a cougar lol...i like nothing more than teasing younger guys to the point of gettin them that excited they need to pee lmao! Mrbite's 4 years younger....he quite often runs for a pee when he gets excited lol! He'll kill me for this  |
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"is a cougar not a mountain lion?
I actually prefer the South American mountain goat....as they are shaved and more horny "
Ah...takes me back to a time when I was trekking thru Peru with Pedro...my trusty donkey...and confidant......... |
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"is a cougar not a mountain lion?
I actually prefer the South American mountain goat....as they are shaved and more horny
Ah...takes me back to a time when I was trekking thru Peru with Pedro...my trusty donkey...and confidant........."
Ahhhh Peruvian asses and Bolivian asses are very similar Mr Grizzly. My Bolivar donkey was called Manuel  |
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"is a cougar not a mountain lion?
I actually prefer the South American mountain goat....as they are shaved and more horny
Ah...takes me back to a time when I was trekking thru Peru with Pedro...my trusty donkey...and confidant.........
Ahhhh Peruvian asses and Bolivian asses are very similar Mr Grizzly. My Bolivar donkey was called Manuel "
Went through some testing times with dear....dear pedro....but he always pulled me off...err through.
Then there was that time we were faced with a gang of peruvian bandits. They just stood there shouting and waving their pan pipes in an aggressive manner.
I dropped my shorts and waited for the inevitable gang rape.
Pedro...bless his soul...let out an almighty bray...and charged those belligerent bandits.....crushing their infernal pan pipes.
Then he turned....saw me bent over.... got a glint in his eye...... a glint he may have had........but my eyes were atering for a month after that  |
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over a year ago
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"is a cougar not a mountain lion?
I actually prefer the South American mountain goat....as they are shaved and more horny
Ah...takes me back to a time when I was trekking thru Peru with Pedro...my trusty donkey...and confidant.........
Ahhhh Peruvian asses and Bolivian asses are very similar Mr Grizzly. My Bolivar donkey was called Manuel
Went through some testing times with dear....dear pedro....but he always pulled me off...err through.
Then there was that time we were faced with a gang of peruvian bandits. They just stood there shouting and waving their pan pipes in an aggressive manner.
I dropped my shorts and waited for the inevitable gang rape.
Pedro...bless his soul...let out an almighty bray...and charged those belligerent bandits.....crushing their infernal pan pipes.
Then he turned....saw me bent over.... got a glint in his eye...... a glint he may have had........but my eyes were atering for a month after that "
alas poor pedro moved to vegas to drown his soorows and to forget the injustice he'd done ye stu----- he knew 3 mins was not long enough |
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Injustice....ffs.....the feckin' git used me...then dumped me as soon as we got back to civilisation....I was nothing more than his sex toy...his proposal of donkey marriage was nothing more than a ruse to get into my shorts!!!!...Will never trust another Peruvian donkey again as long as I live  |
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"Injustice....ffs.....the feckin' git used me...then dumped me as soon as we got back to civilisation....I was nothing more than his sex toy...his proposal of donkey marriage was nothing more than a ruse to get into my shorts!!!!...Will never trust another Peruvian donkey again as long as I live
You should of taken a Bolivian ass Mr Grizzly, as they are notorious takers, and not givers, so you wouldn't of felt used and abused, and had a ring of fire (in the words of Jonny Cash) "
I could never have taken Manuel from you....you seemed to be enjoying him far too much
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Although....he did make eyes at me one night at that little bar in Lima where you made him drink tequila till dawn  |
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Ahhhhh I remember that bar, was it the 'titty twister'.... well you could of taken Manuel if he was flirting with you, as I was too busy back scuttling the vampire lass with the saggy tits!  |
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"Ahhhhh I remember that bar, was it the 'titty twister'.... well you could of taken Manuel if he was flirting with you, as I was too busy back scuttling the vampire lass with the saggy tits! "
yup...the titty twister fond memories....
That was no vampire lass.....that was old mother consuela....70 year old town milk maid with the cracked false teeth...  |
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Lmfao!!!! I did ask Selma Hayek for a fondle of her snake, but she got offended when I said my snake would look better wrapped round her.... She obviously didnt see the asp in my pocket! And old lady Consuela didnt look half bad after downing that bottle of tequila  |
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"Lmfao!!!! I did ask Selma Hayek for a fondle of her snake, but she got offended when I said my snake would look better wrapped round her.... She obviously didnt see the asp in my pocket! And old lady Consuela didnt look half bad after downing that bottle of tequila "
to tell you the truth......neither did manuel |
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"Lmfao!!!! I did ask Selma Hayek for a fondle of her snake, but she got offended when I said my snake would look better wrapped round her.... She obviously didnt see the asp in my pocket! And old lady Consuela didnt look half bad after downing that bottle of tequila
to tell you the truth......neither did manuel "
Lmao....I wondered why Manuel had the hump with me the day after.... cos he had his long eyelashed mince pies on you Mr Grizzly, lol  |
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