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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
•No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
• No calls before 9 p.m. -- we don't have anything to talk about.
• None of that "lovemaking" stuff -- only sex allowed.
• No emotional discussions (Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
• No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.
• No calling each other "friends with privileges." We are not friends, just sex buddies.
• Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.
• No extra clothing -- I don't want you leaving anything behind when you leave.
• No falling asleep right after sex. It's over -- get up, get dressed, go home.
• Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.
• Bring your own drink. I am not your liquor store.
• No phone use. I don't want anyone calling back looking for you.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
•No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
• No calls before 9 p.m. -- we don't have anything to talk about.
• None of that "lovemaking" stuff -- only sex allowed.
• No emotional discussions (Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
• No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.
• No calling each other "friends with privileges." We are not friends, just sex buddies.
• Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.
• No extra clothing -- I don't want you leaving anything behind when you leave.
• No falling asleep right after sex. It's over -- get up, get dressed, go home.
• Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.
• Bring your own drink. I am not your liquor store.
• No phone use. I don't want anyone calling back looking for you.
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