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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's very satisfying when you do a shite and it only takes one wipe to clean.

Straight through and no residue.

One Wipe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whatever makes ya happy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Blimey! You felt you had to share that with us, really???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Random

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Google the Bristol stool scale

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's.......... Err good to know thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where's a mod when you need a thread deleted

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Where's a mod when you need a thread deleted "

If he's proud of it and wants to share.......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is this not where juan sheet comes in

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman  over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Is this not where juan sheet comes in "

Rof pmsl!!!!!

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By *orteMan  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Google the Bristol stool scale "

GCS Says a lot about the difference between Bristol and Glasgow. Of all the things Bristol is synonamous for they chose that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If it's a one wipe thing then he wouldn't need anal bleaching would he???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All depends what size of bum you have got

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just out of ccuriosity

Did ya wipe front to back or back to front?

And do ye use your right hand or left hand

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

i use toilet paper but the whole concept is on shakey ground,how can you have a one wipe if you dont take a second wipe to check..??...so skid mark brigade beckons for anyone who is daft enough to gamble on a one wipe..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just out of ccuriosity

Did ya wipe front to back or back to front?

And do ye use your right hand or left hand

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Dont know about him.but I use bog roll....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just out of ccuriosity

Did ya wipe front to back or back to front?

And do ye use your right hand or left hand

Dont know about him.but I use bog roll...."

Haha

What brand?

I find that asdas own brand is great value for money. Good quality too

And the pack even has a handle so its really easy to carry a 24 pack home

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"who is daft enough to gamble on a one wipe.. "

Legend!

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Where's a mod when you need a thread deleted "

Why would it be deleted??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"i use toilet paper but the whole concept is on shakey ground,how can you have a one wipe if you dont take a second wipe to check..??...so skid mark brigade beckons for anyone who is daft enough to gamble on a one wipe.. "

The gamble paid off as I worn white pants today. They're still clean.

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Those SCAT lovers are going to be disappointed!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Where's a mod when you need a thread deleted "

Why should it be deleted? If you don't like the post, that's fine with me. It's a bit tongue in cheek. There is/was no intent to offend anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Those SCAT lovers are going to be disappointed!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where's a mod when you need a thread deleted

Why should it be deleted? If you don't like the post, that's fine with me. It's a bit tongue in cheek. There is/was no intent to offend anyone.

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Seen plenty of threads being deleted for various reasons which weren't breaking rules. I just found this one pretty disgusting, even though it was made in jest.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where's a mod when you need a thread deleted

Why should it be deleted? If you don't like the post, that's fine with me. It's a bit tongue in cheek. There is/was no intent to offend anyone.

"

If it was tongue in cheek you probably should give it a second wipe, just to be sure!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Best opening to a thread ever.

Give yourself a pat on the back, you deserve it.

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By *ompip3Couple  over a year ago

Paisley

Are you a two square folder or a bunch wiper?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Erm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's even better though is when you get a phantom poo. You do it, you know you've done it and you hear it hitting the water.

But when you wipe it's totally clean.

I don't think that there is anything more satisfying.

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

i think your all talking shite

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