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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

Someone please let ninja have a go of their ladygarden to save us all reading his shite?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Someone please let ninja have a go of their ladygarden to save us all reading his shite?

"

hes no having mine cause then id need to listen to it instead of reading it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone please let ninja have a go of their ladygarden to save us all reading his shite?

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Someone please let ninja have a go of their ladygarden to save us all reading his shite?

hes no having mine cause then id need to listen to it instead of reading it "

Go on, take one for the team!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Someone please let ninja have a go of their ladygarden to save us all reading his shite?

hes no having mine cause then id need to listen to it instead of reading it

Go on, take one for the team!"

hmmmm il think about it lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Due to a recent spot of gardening leave my lady garden is immaculate. Don't want ninj mucking it up again by "having a go"???? Honestly,the terminology of you young gentlemen....tsk!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Due to a recent spot of gardening leave my lady garden is immaculate. Don't want ninj mucking it up again by "having a go"???? Honestly,the terminology of you young gentlemen....tsk!!! "

yes jinty i despair for young people as well its obvious that "gonnae gies a shot" would be the correct phrase

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i'll pass i want to sustain normal.....

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"i'll pass i want to sustain normal..... "

You'd be doing us all a favour though & we'd all owe you one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i'll pass i want to sustain normal.....

You'd be doing us all a favour though & we'd all owe you one."

What like a big orgy?

I'd still pass i have my dignity lol

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"i'll pass i want to sustain normal.....

You'd be doing us all a favour though & we'd all owe you one.

What like a big orgy?

I'd still pass i have my dignity lol "

Hahaha, no we'd all owe you one individually, so you could get sex, cake, shoes, underwear, New curtains whatever you wanted! We won't tell anyone if you take ninj to bed, we promise!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i'll pass i want to sustain normal.....

You'd be doing us all a favour though & we'd all owe you one.

What like a big orgy?

I'd still pass i have my dignity lol

Hahaha, no we'd all owe you one individually, so you could get sex, cake, shoes, underwear, New curtains whatever you wanted! We won't tell anyone if you take ninj to bed, we promise!"

I still couldnt i like my cock at least over 2 inches

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"i'll pass i want to sustain normal.....

You'd be doing us all a favour though & we'd all owe you one.

What like a big orgy?

I'd still pass i have my dignity lol

Hahaha, no we'd all owe you one individually, so you could get sex, cake, shoes, underwear, New curtains whatever you wanted! We won't tell anyone if you take ninj to bed, we promise!

I still couldnt i like my cock at least over 2 inches "

That's cruel, he's at least 3.5 with a girth of 2. We'll even gag him for you

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"i'll pass i want to sustain normal.....

You'd be doing us all a favour though & we'd all owe you one.

What like a big orgy?

I'd still pass i have my dignity lol

Hahaha, no we'd all owe you one individually, so you could get sex, cake, shoes, underwear, New curtains whatever you wanted! We won't tell anyone if you take ninj to bed, we promise!

I still couldnt i like my cock at least over 2 inches

That's cruel, he's at least 3.5 with a girth of 2. We'll even gag him for you"

Now you never mentioned gagging ninj - that MIGHT sway the ladies

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By *akedninjaMan  over a year ago

edinburgh

Lol bring it on! Surprised ya'll aint been reprimanded for this post,had I done something of nature well I'd have to leg it before they caught me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone please let ninja have a go of their ladygarden to save us all reading his shite?

"

Would he turn up if we did?

Geek

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Someone please let ninja have a go of their ladygarden to save us all reading his shite?

"

Why don't you "take one for the team"? You know, a small sacrifice for the good of the masses.

Might save us all from the shite you both spout

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone please let ninja have a go of their ladygarden to save us all reading his shite?

Why don't you "take one for the team"? You know, a small sacrifice for the good of the masses.

Might save us all from the shite you both spout "

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By *horstrollMan  over a year ago

Caprona


"Someone please let ninja have a go of their ladygarden to save us all reading his shite?

"

Double edged request, once you let him in can you get him out again, or worse luck seconds. Best nip him in the bud with tweezers. Failing that, smash his fingers ala toffee hammer to prevent typing.

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Someone please let ninja have a go of their ladygarden to save us all reading his shite?

Double edged request, once you let him in can you get him out again, or worse luck seconds. Best nip him in the bud with tweezers. Failing that, smash his fingers ala toffee hammer to prevent typing. "

Oooh, I love a man with a plan... Can we swap the tweezers for shears and the toffee hammer for a sledgehammer instead though please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone please let ninja have a go of their ladygarden to save us all reading his shite?

Double edged request, once you let him in can you get him out again, or worse luck seconds. Best nip him in the bud with tweezers. Failing that, smash his fingers ala toffee hammer to prevent typing.

Oooh, I love a man with a plan... Can we swap the tweezers for shears and the toffee hammer for a sledgehammer instead though please "

And I love a woman with a better plan ... Great ideas lol

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Someone please let ninja have a go of their ladygarden to save us all reading his shite?

Why don't you "take one for the team"? You know, a small sacrifice for the good of the masses.

Might save us all from the shite you both spout "

I tried but he doesn't fancy me

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Someone please let ninja have a go of their ladygarden to save us all reading his shite?

Why don't you "take one for the team"? You know, a small sacrifice for the good of the masses.

Might save us all from the shite you both spout

I tried but he doesn't fancy me "

We can dress you up so he will...

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Someone please let ninja have a go of their ladygarden to save us all reading his shite?

Why don't you "take one for the team"? You know, a small sacrifice for the good of the masses.

Might save us all from the shite you both spout

I tried but he doesn't fancy me

We can dress you up so he will... "

Ooh, will I be in something pretty?

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Oh Indeedy you will GA, we have stylists, make-up artists and hairdressers on hand... just for you!!

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Oh Indeedy you will GA, we have stylists, make-up artists and hairdressers on hand... just for you!! "

*excited!!*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh Indeedy you will GA, we have stylists, make-up artists and hairdressers on hand... just for you!!

*excited!!*"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh Indeedy you will GA, we have stylists, make-up artists and hairdressers on hand... just for you!!

*excited!!*

Lol "

He could borrow some of PP's sissy clothes

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Oh Indeedy you will GA, we have stylists, make-up artists and hairdressers on hand... just for you!!

*excited!!*

Lol

He could borrow some of PP's sissy clothes "

Awesome!!!

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By *akedninjaMan  over a year ago

edinburgh

Look who's talking,how's the saying go? The kettle calling the pot black lol
"Someone please let ninja have a go of their ladygarden to save us all reading his shite?

Why don't you "take one for the team"? You know, a small sacrifice for the good of the masses.

Might save us all from the shite you both spout "

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By *akedninjaMan  over a year ago

edinburgh

You lot have lost the plot lol

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"You lot have lost the plot lol"

You won't say that when you see how sexy I am after my makeover. C'mere big boy....you'll say

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aww nothing better than a little bromance to cheer us all up

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

This is really not where I wanted this thread to go, but hey, might as well roll with it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is really not where I wanted this thread to go, but hey, might as well roll with it."

Lol, time to face facts, unless your taking 1 for the team then the only other option is to go with the moving of fingers to keep Ninja off the forums... lol

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By *akedninjaMan  over a year ago

edinburgh


"This is really not where I wanted this thread to go, but hey, might as well roll with it.

Lol, time to face facts, unless your taking 1 for the team then the only other option is to go with the moving of fingers to keep Ninja off the forums... lol "

I don't need anyones help to keep me off the forums aside from the overzealous ......you know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aww all I've got going through my head is Brockeback mountain. Both on horse horseback

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Aww all I've got going through my head is Brockeback mountain. Both on horse horseback "

Are we talking ninj and antihero in a tent Charlie?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aww all I've got going through my head is Brockeback mountain. Both on horse horseback

Are we talking ninj and antihero in a tent Charlie? "

Yes.

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By *ky HookMan  over a year ago

Dundee


"Aww all I've got going through my head is Brockeback mountain. Both on horse horseback "

Ive still not seen that film!!!

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Aww all I've got going through my head is Brockeback mountain. Both on horse horseback

Are we talking ninj and antihero in a tent Charlie?

Yes. "

I've not seen it but looks like we might recreate it for y'all. For tickets PM ninj

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By *akedninjaMan  over a year ago

edinburgh

Hold on let mdet grab my denims,spurs,cowboy hat and some can of beans "country road take me home to the place to the only place ive ever known,west virginia....!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you sure you should be eating beans if you're going Brokeback?

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By *akedninjaMan  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Are you sure you should be eating beans if you're going Brokeback? "
that's the whole point...nothing like a bit of sharting to add to the aroma,atmosphere and a lil bit of lubrication wouldnt go amiss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

T.

M.

I.

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Are you sure you should be eating beans if you're going Brokeback? that's the whole point...nothing like a bit of sharting to add to the aroma,atmosphere and a lil bit of lubrication wouldnt go amiss"

exactly.

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

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