"Well as the X files we are not really a mystery now ...but there's always a drama
Youre still a mystery to me guys but if you think your not maybe change your name to the XXX files
No mystery with us what you see is what you get "
Mystery is because Ive not met you yet |
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"I've fibbed on my profile......
I'm no really a Kuntess
Fixed that for you, since you do make me smile with those fluttering eyelashes
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Pmsl!!! Ya bugger!!!! |
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"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd???? "
Jeez, ya covered that up well!!! |
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"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????
Jeez, ya covered that up well!!! "
I have a knack furrit, ken???? |
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"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????
Aw shit !!! "
It's ok....I'm bi!!!!!! |
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"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????
Aw shit !!!
It's ok....I'm bi!!!!!! "
Two jintys hubba hubba sorry KocK yer binned |
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"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????
Aw shit !!!
It's ok....I'm bi!!!!!!
Two jintys hubba hubba sorry KocK yer binned "
Again!! |
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"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????
Aw shit !!!
It's ok....I'm bi!!!!!!
Two jintys hubba hubba sorry KocK yer binned
Again!! "
well a Kock n jinty threesome is a bridge too far for the silvery tayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????
Aw shit !!!
It's ok....I'm bi!!!!!!
Two jintys hubba hubba sorry KocK yer binned
Again!!
well a Kock n jinty threesome is a bridge too far for the silvery tayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
You wouldn't last 30 seconds with those 2!! |
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"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????
Aw shit !!!
It's ok....I'm bi!!!!!!
Two jintys hubba hubba sorry KocK yer binned
Again!!
well a Kock n jinty threesome is a bridge too far for the silvery tayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You wouldn't last 30 seconds with those 2!! "
He wouldn't last 10!!! |
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"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd???? "
Aaaaaaand shes back. Hope that electronic tag aint chafing..... |
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"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????
Aw shit !!!
It's ok....I'm bi!!!!!!
Two jintys hubba hubba sorry KocK yer binned
Again!!
well a Kock n jinty threesome is a bridge too far for the silvery tayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You wouldn't last 30 seconds with those 2!!
He wouldn't last 10!!! "
Thank goodness yon river keeps you pair apart |
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"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????
Aw shit !!!
It's ok....I'm bi!!!!!!
Two jintys hubba hubba sorry KocK yer binned
Again!!
well a Kock n jinty threesome is a bridge too far for the silvery tayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You wouldn't last 30 seconds with those 2!!
He wouldn't last 10!!!
Thank goodness yon river keeps you pair apart "
Well.....you see ....there's this big long concrete thing ...goes from one side of the water to the other .....what is it they call it again???? |
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"Ok....I'm coming clean. I'm actually a 6ft 5in hairy bloke called Dave with a 13inch wanger! Now....where's that kinky burd????
Aaaaaaand shes back. Hope that electronic tag aint chafing....."
Just don't zap me!!!! |
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